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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:06:22 PM EDT
http://trendingstylist.com/pregnant-texas-woman/
Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she expects to give birth to a baby pig.
Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named Pete. “People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me? I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me. Angie’s parents are supporting her claims. “Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t,” her father, Don Houston, said. “Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out. The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of extra meat.” 
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:06:35 PM EDT
[#1]
Poor Pete
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:07:12 PM EDT
[#2]
She got porked
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:07:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:08:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Wow what the flying
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:08:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
She got porked Ha!! |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:08:22 PM EDT
[#6]
One pig deserves another wow
The whole family is crazy it seems |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:08:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Is Pete going to be paying child support?
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:09:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Ha! Well, after reading that, it might be time to turn the interwebz off for the night and go engage in real life.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:09:21 PM EDT
[#9]
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She got porked Lol |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:09:38 PM EDT
[#10]
no Pete got turned into bacon per her dad
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:09:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:10:07 PM EDT
[#12]
is pete the one on the left or the right?
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:10:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Men are such pigs.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:12:01 PM EDT
[#14]
Makin' bacon! |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:14:18 PM EDT
[#15]
So the first interspecies marriage is going to be a shotgun wedding?
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:16:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Texas just out did Florida.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:17:58 PM EDT
[#17]
Pigs raping pigs
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:18:06 PM EDT
[#18]
looks like a hog screwed a pig.
no news there. that's just how it works. I live in Ellis County; It's the first I've heard of this one. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:18:40 PM EDT
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Is Pete going to be paying child support? yes, the hard way. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:18:47 PM EDT
[#20]
What in the actual fuck
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:19:20 PM EDT
[#21]
“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case. Gee, I wonder why. 
Pete The Pig..... You are NOT the father! 
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:19:44 PM EDT
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She got porked Texas style. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:20:04 PM EDT
[#23]
Pig and elephant dna just won't splice
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:21:13 PM EDT
[#24]
Ever since Pete flew into town
He’s been havin’ a ball Just cuttin’ and choppin’ for miles around Single women, married women, old maids and all |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:21:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Looks like incest to me.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:22:39 PM EDT
[#26]
I mean this is fake, right?
Otherwise she should be a pro life spokes person. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:22:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Did Kramer find his elusive pig man?
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:23:14 PM EDT
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Is Pete going to be paying child support? Only of he can figure out how to do it from the freezer 
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:25:34 PM EDT
[#29]
My bet is on an incestuous father as the baby daddy.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:28:14 PM EDT
[#30]
There is an absolutely perfect WTF gif that is appropriate for this thread, but I can't find it right now.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:29:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryThat's the one I was looking for. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:37:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Pig fucker
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:38:27 PM EDT
[#33]
It went from suuuu pig to ooooooooooo pig in a hurry.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 7:48:51 PM EDT
[#34]
Can't blame Pete, he just saw another sow.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 8:13:33 PM EDT
[#35]
Mmm. Bacon.
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