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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:44:43 PM EDT
I work in landscaping and sometimes have to make use of these fine portable outdoor facilities. I have seen some funny, weird, and downright mean things scribbled on the walls over the years, but have never felt compelled to share any of it until now. I found this gem and can only imagine the outstanding citizen that graced the wall with his wit.
In the future I plan to keep track of any more noteworthy crapper art to share. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:48:08 PM EDT
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tag
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:48:42 PM EDT
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Mexican Space Shuttle
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:49:47 PM EDT
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Someone has to post: Here I sit, all broken-hearted...
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:50:14 PM EDT
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.....tried to shit but only farted...
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:50:41 PM EDT
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Mexican Space Shuttle Yes that is a popular one around here |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:51:21 PM EDT
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Someone has to post: Here I sit, all broken-hearted... Came to shit, but only farted. Eta: didn't make it in time 
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:51:52 PM EDT
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There isn't a spanish translation. I guess he made a safe bet.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:52:43 PM EDT
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Solid poop thread is solid OP.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:52:56 PM EDT
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...poop thread?
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:53:53 PM EDT
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In days of old...
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Posted: 6/29/2015 10:59:21 PM EDT
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The graffiti in the Port-a-Johns in the NE Indiana steel mills is all in Cyrillic, so you have no idea what it says.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:01:45 PM EDT
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I have several Mexican friends at work. They assure me, that no Mexican has ever taken a solid shit. Ever.
I'm gonna say that guys $100 is safe!! |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:03:07 PM EDT
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I saw a dotted line drawn about 5 feet high in a shitter once, under the line it said "if you can piss this high the local fire department can use you".
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:03:36 PM EDT
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Shithouse tennis Look right...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Look left |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:09:42 PM EDT
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IBTL
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:19:45 PM EDT
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For a good time call Sheniqua
Na Fa Fo - Fo Fo Na Fa |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:20:46 PM EDT
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Have you seen the one on the ceiling?
*looks up See's "1" in the middle of the ceiling |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:21:45 PM EDT
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I don't know how you guys can smoke pot in here,.... I can barely eat my sandwich.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:22:31 PM EDT
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IBTL I may start putting this on the wall from here on out, maybe some fbho's. Maybe try my hand at drawing some bfl's |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:26:00 PM EDT
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Came to shit, but only farted. Eta: didn't make it in time Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone has to post: Here I sit, all broken-hearted... Came to shit, but only farted. Eta: didn't make it in time As I got up, I took a chance Tried to fart and shit my pants. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:26:46 PM EDT
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I saw a dotted line drawn about 5 feet high in a shitter once, under the line it said "if you can piss this high the local fire department can use you". Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero! Shit on the ceiling! |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:28:24 PM EDT
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Now I sit cheeks a flexin' giving birth to a brand new texan.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:32:05 PM EDT
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They paint these walls to erase my pen, but the shit house poet strikes again.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:35:21 PM EDT
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Wiping my ass is like trying to clean peanut butter out of a fur coat
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:37:07 PM EDT
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Kandahar, last potty before getting on a plane, circa 2013 |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:39:15 PM EDT
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Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign in Walton NE. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:42:01 PM EDT
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Mexican welding helmet with an arrow pointing at the urinal
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:42:34 PM EDT
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Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said. That's some deep shit for a poop thread |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:43:47 PM EDT
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Send pictures of your poo to ___-___-____ <<<-----friends phone number.
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:45:18 PM EDT
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That's some deep shit for a poop thread Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said. That's some deep shit for a poop thread Just figured since we were talking about graffiti it was the thread to ask in. Like I said, it's a long shot to actually find out what it said, and I'd be willing to bet it's gone now. |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:49:09 PM EDT
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HERE I SIT MY BUNS A FLEXIN GIVEN BIRTH TO ANOTHER TEXAN |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:49:14 PM EDT
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Chili with beans,,,,,,
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:50:03 PM EDT
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Just figured since we were talking about graffiti it was the thread to ask in. Like I said, it's a long shot to actually find out what it said, and I'd be willing to bet it's gone now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said. That's some deep shit for a poop thread Just figured since we were talking about graffiti it was the thread to ask in. Like I said, it's a long shot to actually find out what it said, and I'd be willing to bet it's gone now. Surely there is a Stephen King fan that has gone to see it, and possibly one diehard enough to re-do it if the municipality covered it up like they like to do. Doubt that they would make it here though |
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Posted: 6/29/2015 11:52:18 PM EDT
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Wagner loves the cock.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:08:06 AM EDT
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Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours.
My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?" |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:12:29 AM EDT
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In days of old... When the...nope, not finishing this one
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:14:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours. My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?" |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:22:27 AM EDT
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Escape tunnel to mexico...with arrow pointing down into the bowl |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:26:19 AM EDT
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Escape tunnel to mexico...with arrow pointing down into the bowl We have a winner, time to buy a sharpie to keep in the work truck |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:27:27 AM EDT
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Treasure map?
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Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours. My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?"
"O" marks the spot. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:32:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "O" marks the spot. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Someone carved a pic of female genitalia on ours. My wife looked at it and asked "what kind of map is that?" "O" marks the spot.  |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:38:04 AM EDT
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While not in a porta potty in a normal stall at the very bottom of the door in super tiny print so tiny in fact you had to lean forward to read it
You are now pooping at a 45* angle |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:51:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's some deep shit for a poop thread Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Here's a long shot. When Stephen King wrote Everything's Eventual, the story "All that you Love Will Be Carried Away" mentions graffiti on an interstate sign. The graffiti is not in the book but a footnote says "To read this you must also look at the exit ramp from the Walton rest area back to the highway. ie at departing transients". Did anyone who lives in the area read that line, then go read the sign" Always wondered what it said. That's some deep shit for a poop thread No rest area in Walton, sorry... |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:52:43 AM EDT
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Any facility that has been ran through by a Marine unit will usually sport some interesting graffiti, and the stuff overseas can be a bit ridickulous.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 12:58:06 AM EDT
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On some porta-shitters on deployment in an effort to stop graffiti, the CSM posted signs in document protectors saying "do not write on the walls in the porta-johns under penalty of UCMJ" Someone cut the edge and pulled the signs out enough to write "OK" on them.
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Posted: 6/30/2015 1:12:30 AM EDT
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Mexican Space Shuttle So common here if you were to say "I have to go for a ride in the shuttle", most guys on the jobsite would know what you are talking about. One got dubbed "The Puerto Rican phone booth" because of a short time co worker who would go in there for what seemed like 1/2 a day to talk to his wife on the phone (and do heroin). |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 1:15:46 AM EDT
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Wagner loves the cock. Wagner got around. I saw him mentioned in Beuring, Ramadi, and Sadr City. |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 1:20:01 AM EDT
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Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero! Shit on the ceiling! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I saw a dotted line drawn about 5 feet high in a shitter once, under the line it said "if you can piss this high the local fire department can use you". Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero! Shit on the ceiling! |
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Posted: 6/30/2015 1:24:21 AM EDT
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"Today's special: Brown Steamers in Blue Sauce"
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