After all the pics and threads of neckbeards I was shocked, shocked I tell you that my first time was with a
female neckbeard!
I think it was female . . .
I didn't perform a proper inspection of said neckbeard because I found it somewhat painful to look at.
It may have been a tranny for all I know!
It is the Year Of The Tranny after all.
And now that we have female and tranny neckbeards we need to instigate a neckbeard diversity program to ensure equality at all gun shows.
We can apply for porkbarrel funding to squander away like other diversity programs.
We can tax gun show attendees to help defray the cost of recruiting and equipping them with vast quantities of overpriced low quality .22 ammo.
They can get jerky subsidies to for meals and since they already have free health care the side effects of the jerky are covered.
Personal hygiene would be irrelevant since they would need to fit in with the attendees.