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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:40:31 PM EDT
Found this little cutie underneath my gutters. The board he's sitting on is about 2-2.5"
I'm thinking about going back out there to see if it wants to be scratched under its chin. They usually like that. 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:41:37 PM EDT
[#1]
KILL IT WITH FIRE! Post pics/video of results.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:42:49 PM EDT
[#2]
Boot on it.
Jesus 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:43:49 PM EDT
[#3]
Id? What is it?
(If you say "a spider" , I'll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you. 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:45:10 PM EDT
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I was wondering what happened to Fluffy. She disappeared last week. I posted flyers with a picture and offered a reward, but had no responses. Thank you kind sir for finding her!
Eta: The reward is not valid anymore as I've learned to live without her she is all yours! |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:50:11 PM EDT
[#5]
Sorry you have to burn down the whole house
You might be able to use a trail of kibble to lead it to safety first. I heard they like kibble. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:01:36 PM EDT
[#6]
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Boot on it. Jesus Is that you Chuck Norris? The spider is under the gutter near the roofline |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:05:40 PM EDT
[#7]
Looks like it's sitting on an egg sack.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:07:47 PM EDT
[#8]
This is a perfect opportunity to use your home defense shotgun.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Couple of belts of .308 should do the job.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Forget the .45. You're going to have to break out the 10mm for this one.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:10:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Raid, Sheesh.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:11:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Poke it with your finger
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:12:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:13:16 PM EDT
[#14]
is that thing small enough to be sucked into a vacuum, or would it's legs be outstretched holding onto the end like the Alien at the end of the first Alien flick
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:14:12 PM EDT
[#15]
Carb cleaner and a oxy/acetylene torch should fix that.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:14:18 PM EDT
[#16]
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This is a perfect opportunity to use your home defense shotgun. This sounds good to me! |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:15:35 PM EDT
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Leave it be and let the nancies on here pop all of their goddamned p-mags, ready the 40w plasma cannon and all of that girly shit.
Jesus hopscotching Christ on a crooked rental fucking crutch. It's a spider. I've had shit bigger than that in my eye before. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:16:24 PM EDT
[#18]
That is a female protecting her eggs...
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:44:00 PM EDT
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Leave it be and let the nancies on here pop all of their goddamned p-mags, ready the 40w plasma cannon and all of that girly shit. Jesus hopscotching Christ on a crooked rental fucking crutch. It's a spider. I've had shit bigger than that in my eye before. Oh, I'm not going to fuck with it. 1. It's 10ft up. I'm too lazy to break out a ladder and don't want to damage my siding/gutter with fire or bullets. 2. It's not hurting me. 3. Its babies will help keep the yard clear of other bugs. 4. It's fun to watch manly ARFCOMers come unglued at the sight of a "little" spider. 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:54:50 PM EDT
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Just a spider doing spidery stuff.
All is good. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:55:50 PM EDT
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Oh, I'm not going to fuck with it. 1. It's 10ft up. I'm too lazy to break out a ladder and don't want to damage my siding/gutter with fire or bullets. 2. It's not hurting me. 3. Its babies will help keep the yard clear of other bugs. 4. It's fun to watch manly ARFCOMers come unglued at the sight of a "little" spider. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Leave it be and let the nancies on here pop all of their goddamned p-mags, ready the 40w plasma cannon and all of that girly shit. Jesus hopscotching Christ on a crooked rental fucking crutch. It's a spider. I've had shit bigger than that in my eye before. Oh, I'm not going to fuck with it. 1. It's 10ft up. I'm too lazy to break out a ladder and don't want to damage my siding/gutter with fire or bullets. 2. It's not hurting me. 3. Its babies will help keep the yard clear of other bugs. 4. It's fun to watch manly ARFCOMers come unglued at the sight of a "little" spider.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:56:22 PM EDT
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I'd burn it.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:03:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Orb weaver?
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:04:39 PM EDT
[#24]
It made a cute little house. It wants to be friends. It will kill bad bugs.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:14:13 PM EDT
[#25]
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It made a cute little house. It wants to be friends. It will kill bad bugs. This is where I am. I have a spider that lives in my room. I call her Maggie. We're buddies. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:15:03 PM EDT
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It made a cute little house. It wants to be friends. It will kill bad bugs. It will crackle when the flames of goodness consume it's loathsome form. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:24:28 PM EDT
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Orb weaver? I think it's just a field spider. That's what we call them around here, anyway. |
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:35:19 PM EDT
[#28]
NOPE
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:38:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Arachnophobia is just a state of mind. That little bitty thing won't hurt you. It may hurt a fly or a mosquito, or some other loathsome bug, but not you.
Leave her be and join along in singing the "Itsy-bitsy spider"! 
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:39:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Yuck.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:40:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Looks like a small Washington House Spider.
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:46:55 PM EDT
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Orb weaver? Not Orb Weaver. I have a couple of those at my house. Looks like a Wolf Spider. SUPER common in Texas and they grow quite large. Good spider to have. Not a Wolf Spider. Maybe a southern House spider. |
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Posted: 5/3/2015 2:16:39 PM EDT
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I, like many, are terrified of spiders. My biggest fear isn't a 30' foot tall spider, it's a spider the size of a football. He could hide ANYWHERE in my house. I'd have to burn it down and move 500 miles away.
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