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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:24:23 PM EDT
Ms. Martinez.  Kindergarten teacher.  Young, pretty, and so tall (she was probably 5 foot 2 but to me she was so tall).  I was 5.

I had no idea WTF it was back then, but she's the one who made me realize I wanted to spend more time with these strange creatures.

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:27:10 PM EDT
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Ms bell my fifth grade teacher. She was so hot. I read she fell in a convalescent home recently and is in a comma
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:28:41 PM EDT
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I believe you mean "Who was the first female who made you CHOOSE to like girls?"

Remember, this is ARFCOM and sexual orientation is a conscious decision that is made in people's lives.

Had kindergarten gone slightly differently, you could be wearing a leather vest in the Tenderloin...
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:28:44 PM EDT
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I had a Ms. Martinez in HS.  She was smoking hot.  First chick I liked?  A classmate in 1st or 2nd grade.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:29:28 PM EDT
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Naked chick that dives into the pool in Vacation.

Was back during the 80s when "movie channel" was a new thing for cable.   Was at my grandmothers house watching it with my aunt.

She noticed me with me eyes peeled wide open and made some comment like "oh you like that huh?"..

I was maybe 6 or 7.   I some how managed to catch every rerun of the movie for the rest of that weekend.


I trace my asian fetish to the movie Full Metal Jacket and the "Me So Horny" chick in that movie.   I was around 7 or 8 by that time and was a huge fan.   Also 2 Live Crew came out with their song around the time I was 9 or 10 I think.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:32:04 PM EDT
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Col. Wilma Deering
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:35:01 PM EDT
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I remember watching some of the women on WWF and thinking they were pretty.
I remember playing "show me yours I'll show you mine" with the neighbor girl (who was a year older than me, she brought up the idea).
We got caught.
I literally remember thinking "Mom says this is bad, but I don't care, I'm going to do this anyway, mom just doesn't understand how awesome this is".


 
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:38:34 PM EDT
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Weird thread is weird.

And Jen Anderson watching Friends.   That happened.

My first grade crush is currently a fitness model.  Damnit.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:38:35 PM EDT
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Toss up between Mary Tyler Moore and Elizabeth Montgomery.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:39:04 PM EDT
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I feel like a pedo if I talk about it now.


I think my first fap was to Kelly bundy though.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:39:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:40:39 PM EDT
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Kelly in 4th grade, had a crush on her, sat right next to me in class.
 
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:40:52 PM EDT
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When I was in pre-school, it was at the high school and they'd have senior girls as classroom aides. There was this one girl named LeAnn, yep, still remember her name over 30 years later, I just knew I wanted to be near her whenever she was in the room.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:41:01 PM EDT
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That's a dumb question. I have liked girls from as far back as I remember. I don't remembering it ever even being a question.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:43:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:43:10 PM EDT
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Phoebe Cates.
Don't remember what movie, but I can remember my parents watching it and when she came onto the screen I did the 7-year old version of....





Female perfection.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:43:54 PM EDT
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shit, you expect me to remember that far back?
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My family was in Germany I was 4-5...My parents friends would bring their daughter over and we would go off into a room and raise shirts and touch bellies
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:46:08 PM EDT
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Was my first GF
I was 5 she was 10 and lived next door .... we would kiss in the bush's
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:46:12 PM EDT
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Some blonde chick in kindergarten. She was one of my classmates. I saw her about five years ago. She's a good looking woman.

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:46:32 PM EDT
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Alyssa Milano
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:47:27 PM EDT
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My younger brother getting his first boner during the nude scene in Titanic, and my mother physically dragging him (while he resisted) from the room might be my funniest childhood memory
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:48:42 PM EDT
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In before BigPony comes in and reminds us he is gay and mentions Todd as his first crush.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:49:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:51:37 PM EDT
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I believe you mean "Who was the first female who made you CHOOSE to like girls?"

Remember, this is ARFCOM and sexual orientation is a conscious decision that is made in people's lives.

Had kindergarten gone slightly differently, you could be wearing a leather vest in the Tenderloin...
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Quoted so I didn't have to bring it up.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:52:33 PM EDT
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Heather Thomas on the show called- The Fall Guy

This was back in the early 1980's when i was around 7 years old for all you young whipper snappers out there.



Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:53:35 PM EDT
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Heather Locklear did it for me back in the day.
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We had a Miss Chilldress in elementary school, wow! Everybody wanted her as a teacher.  Blond and high heals



Instead of Chilldress I got an old lady that pinched anyone's ears with her nails. You had to listen or else, and no goofing off!

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:55:48 PM EDT
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Combination of Carmen Electra, Daisy Fuentes, and Leeann Tweeden.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:56:31 PM EDT
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Rachel Welch in Fantastic Voyage.  When she had all those corpuscles stuck all over her...  
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Linda Carter as wonder woman in the mid 70's.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:57:45 PM EDT
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Tina from 5-6 grade
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:59:40 PM EDT
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Jennifer connely in the labyrinth.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:00:51 PM EDT
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Her name was MaryJane Rottencrotch. She had these really purdy pink panties.

However, this hardass that used to "instruct" me informed me my days of finger banging her WERE OVER!!!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:01:38 PM EDT
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Here also! Also a girl in second grade, her name was Heather. Blond hair blue eyes...


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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:03:20 PM EDT
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It was the twins that lived across the street and they were as curious as I was.  They weren't identical and one of the girls grew boobs at an early age.







Life was good.






Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:03:41 PM EDT
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I was in pre school, so I don't remember specifics.

I was 10 the first time I saw real, live titties. My best friend and I were at his house playing GI Joes. His mom told him to go tell his older sister that someone was waiting on the phone for her. She had her door shut and music playing. My buddy just busted open her door to yell "phone!" She was changing clothes.

He was like
She was like
I was like
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:04:58 PM EDT
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Heather Thomas on the show called- The Fall Guy

This was back in the early 1980's when i was around 7 years old for all you young whipper snappers out there.



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Heather Thomas is likely the reason why, I am to this day, a sucker for blondes.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:07:24 PM EDT
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Mindy Cohn.







J/k.    Ms. January 1981.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:07:56 PM EDT
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Was my first GF
I was 5 she was 10 and lived next door .... we would kiss in the bush's


Bushes ok ......... EAD
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:18 PM EDT
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She was fine, contorted but fine.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:47 PM EDT
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Ms bell my fifth grade teacher. She was so hot. I read she fell in a convalescent home recently and is in a comma
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I'm sure all of the other kids felt possessive of her too.
sorry to hear about her current state, I really hope she doesn't contract anything while she's bedridden.
ETA: I realize commas are not apostrophes but am too lazy to think of new jokes.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:09:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:11:04 PM EDT
[#49]
Jane Badler.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:12:12 PM EDT
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Kristy McNichol
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