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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:57:45 AM EDT
Yes. I was actually invited... This shady fellow is moving up in the world!
I need to think of a decent side dish to bring, while my cooking specialty really is main course meats. What should I bring? Should I assume bacon products are a no go? Oh, and keep it quiet... The host of the party frequents GD and I don't want him to know I suck at this sort of thing. And... Go! |
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Make potato or macaroni salad. Just about everyone likes it and it's fairly simple to make.
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View Quote Nailed it! OP, if you don't take the above posted items, you will lose one interwebz! All my LEO buddies would love those! |
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Quoted: Yes. I was actually invited... This shady fellow is moving up in the world! I need to think of a decent side dish to bring, while my cooking specialty really is main course meats. What should I bring? Should I assume bacon products are a no go? Oh, and keep it quiet... The host of the party frequents GD and I don't want him to know I suck at this sort of thing. And... Go! View Quote Are you sure it's this? Or are they keeping you close to keep an eye on you? |
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Beer, for God's sake... Lots and lots of beer. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes I can do beer. I planned on bringing some. Quoted:
Nailed it! OP, if you don't take the above posted items, you will lose one interwebz! All my LEO buddies would love those! There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those. |
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Are you sure it's this? Or are they keeping you close to keep an eye on you? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Yes. I was actually invited... This shady fellow is moving up in the world! I need to think of a decent side dish to bring, while my cooking specialty really is main course meats. What should I bring? Should I assume bacon products are a no go? Oh, and keep it quiet... The host of the party frequents GD and I don't want him to know I suck at this sort of thing. And... Go! Are you sure it's this? Or are they keeping you close to keep an eye on you? My lead at work asked me the same thing. I suppose it could go that direction. |
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I can do beer. I planned on bringing some. There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Beer, for God's sake... Lots and lots of beer. I can do beer. I planned on bringing some. Quoted:
Nailed it! OP, if you don't take the above posted items, you will lose one interwebz! All my LEO buddies would love those! There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those. Pay them to wrap the shaft in Bacon....... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Watch your butte, your ribs and whatever you do leave your dag at home son....don't take your dag to town.
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SNIP There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those. View Quote Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars. |
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Bring mini hot dogs in mini croissants, and then bring some actual blankets. If one of them is hungry and chilly at the same time, epic photo!
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Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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SNIP There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those. Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars. If I hurry down there, they sell 5 gallon buckets of doughnuts around this time of night for $10 each. The last time I was in for that deal, the buckets were loaded with dick doughnuts. |
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Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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SNIP There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those. Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars. There's an unwritten law: If a cop turns down a free donut or coffee, he has to turn in his badge! |
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Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit.
He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do? |
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Imitation crab meat and a nice fruit platter should go over well.
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Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit. He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do? View Quote Way to not get invited back. |
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Ok, so it sounds like the general consensus is;
Doughnuts with bacon Doughnuts shaped like cocks Cocaine Pigs in a blanket, while bringing blankets to comfort cold guests Pot brownies This side dish thing is expensive work, man. |
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On a serious note.....if you can make a good potato salad and no one else is bringing one then that would be my suggestion.
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Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit. He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do? View Quote Watched the same thing happen only it wasn't just one cop. A group of 4 were sitting at the glass kitchen table bullshitting at a buddy's New Year’s Eve get together. This guy walks up to the table and asks if he can use a spot on the table for a minute. Uhmmmm sure. He proceeds to pop open his little stash, put a rock on the table and start to crush it. The cops look at each other like WTF and smile. The guy is really into it, intently crushing it up and starting to lay out his lines. The cop closest to him "accidentally" spills his drink unfortunately splashing onto the stash. The guy looks up with the "Your going to die" look only to see 4 badges looking back at him. The "Your going to die" look was quickly replaced with "I am so fucked" look. Yeah, his New Year didn't start out so well. |
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One piece dried mango and one piece sliced jalapeño, wrapped in 1/3rd strip of bacon. Fill a baking sheet, bake at 350 til starting to brown, 25-30 mins if memory serves. Serve with ranch to dip in.
Eta: I've never had these not go over well at a party. |
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The correct answer is BEER. I've been out of LE a long time, but BEER is the only correct answer.
And don't show up with a six pack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNX8SsKF18 |
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Wear riot gear, and tell them you thought it was a Baltimore themed party. They'll love that.
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GD is slacking. The correct answer is pimento cheese and Atomic Buffalo Turds http://bbqbros.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/IMG_5046.jpg View Quote |
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The correct answer is BEER. I've been out of LE a long time, but BEER is the only correct answer. http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Global-Beer-Brands.jpg View Quote This . I cant speak for everywhere else , but in my world the whole donut thing aint funny. We dont even like to go to donut shops on calls. |
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"So, we need to start arresting all of these guys with outstanding warrants. But it's going to be a hassle to round them all up."
"Yeah... wait,wait... I just had a great idea. We'll invite them all to a barbecue..." |
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It's a warrant trap OP.
Prepare some Angus. ETA: Damn----beat like a baby seal pup. |
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