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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:53:50 PM EDT
And so it begins...
And then... 
Okay, close enough. 
What about all this shit? 
We'll get to that. Gonna need some mayo or some shit. Cock sauce mayo. Aww yiss. 
Tada! 
Onions and some such. 
Look done. 
Oh yeah. Buns. Ain't got no buns. Got shrooms though. Roast those fuckers. Gotta wet em down first. 
Meat. Fresh Market had grass fed but shit was too lean. Ground chuck. 80/20. 
Colby Jack. 
Eggs: 
Sriracha mayo on the bottom and avocados. 
Sprouts: 
About plated: 
Done. Eat that bitch. 
Disclaimer; shit would've been more coherent before the local beer and the potato vodka. Shit was good though. Yeah, the burger too. 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:54:38 PM EDT
[#1]
10/10
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:56:31 PM EDT
[#2]
I'd eat it. Way better than the last "rate my burger" with a frozen patty on toast.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:56:37 PM EDT
[#3]
FINALLY !!!
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:56:40 PM EDT
[#4]
This diet isn't healthy.
I noticed you made two. Mail me one? |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:57:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Grassfed is not what you think it is.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:57:09 PM EDT
[#6]
looks tasty...wish it had a bun though and you would have my business
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:57:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Where do you buy broccoli sprouts? Zero places around me sell em.
Burger looks good! |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:58:59 PM EDT
[#8]
10/10
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:59:17 PM EDT
[#9]
I like the mushroom idea. Not bad.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:59:47 PM EDT
[#10]
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This diet isn't healthy. I noticed you made two. Mail me one? Fu ker had "company " over. And yea, I would have ate it too. CEPT I couldn't come over. What happens to Bros before hoes. -1/10 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:59:56 PM EDT
[#11]
2015 year of the burger threads here on ARFCOM!
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:00:18 AM EDT
[#12]
Pic quality was poor! It is not a burger without buns(fuck your shrooms), and sprouts don't belong either!
Everything else looked very tasty! I am going to give a 7/10, mostly because IDC about the dumb rules with guns , ammo, reloads, knife, booze(ok I lied I like the booze), stapler measuring devise or other crap involved! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:01:56 AM EDT
[#13]
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Pic quality was poor! It is not a burger without buns(fuck your shrooms), and sprouts don't belong either! Everything else looked very tasty! I am going to give a 7/10, mostly because IDC about the dumb rules with guns , ammo, reloads, knife, booze(ok I lied I like the booze), stapler measuring devise or other crap involved! It's not a dinner pic so it doesn't have dinner pic rules. It is a brand new thing called "rate my burger". |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:02:22 AM EDT
[#14]
Dude...your buns were fucked up. You need to BARELY brown them.
Your bacon was twenty kinds of fucked up. You don't put "crackly bacon" on burgers, dude. You scorched the shit out of them. Other wise; 8.75 out of 10. Just a couple things wrong with an awesome fucking burger, dude. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:03:34 AM EDT
[#15]
Throw out all that green crap and then feed me one... or two.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:03:42 AM EDT
[#16]
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Dude...your buns were fucked up. You need to BARELY brown them. Your bacon was twenty kinds of fucked up. You don't put "crackly bacon" on burgers, dude. You scorched the shit out of them. Other wise; 8.75 out of 10. Just a couple things wrong with an awesome fucking burger, dude. This dude. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:07:59 AM EDT
[#17]
Sweet mother of fuck. 11/10 and that's being conservative.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:10:16 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dude...your buns were fucked up. You need to BARELY brown them. Your bacon was twenty kinds of fucked up. You don't put "crackly bacon" on burgers, dude. You scorched the shit out of them. Other wise; 8.75 out of 10. Just a couple things wrong with an awesome fucking burger, dude. Buns...what buns? There were no buns in that picture. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:11:44 AM EDT
[#19]
Avocado+sprouts=teh ghey.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:12:03 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Dude...your buns were fucked up. You need to BARELY brown them. Your bacon was twenty kinds of fucked up. You don't put "crackly bacon" on burgers, dude. You scorched the shit out of them. Other wise; 8.75 out of 10. Just a couple things wrong with an awesome fucking burger, dude. They weren't buns.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:12:38 AM EDT
[#21]
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Avocado+sprouts=teh ghey. Hay! You still want my meat, dontcha? 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:13:59 AM EDT
[#22]
Very nice. The other guy wins though because he posted wife photos.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:14:17 AM EDT
[#23]
-87/10 for corpse feet in a food picture.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:15:10 AM EDT
[#24]
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-87/10 for corpse feet in a food picture. 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:15:27 AM EDT
[#25]
all it needs to be proper is burger, bacon, cheese and a bun all that other stuff is clutter or masking to hide shitty tasting beef |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:15:35 AM EDT
[#26]
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Very nice. The other guy wins though because he posted wife photos. Ain't got no wife no mo. Ex has pics in botd, somewhere. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:16:03 AM EDT
[#27]
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-87/10 for corpse feet in a food picture. Foot fetish? 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:16:33 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
all it needs to be proper is burger, bacon, cheese and a bun all that other stuff is clutter or masking to hide shitty tasting beef
My meat was tasty. 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:18:31 AM EDT
[#29]
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It's not a dinner pic so it doesn't have dinner pic rules. It is a brand new thing called "rate my burger". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pic quality was poor! It is not a burger without buns(fuck your shrooms), and sprouts don't belong either! Everything else looked very tasty! I am going to give a 7/10, mostly because IDC about the dumb rules with guns , ammo, reloads, knife, booze(ok I lied I like the booze), stapler measuring devise or other crap involved! It's not a dinner pic so it doesn't have dinner pic rules. It is a brand new thing called "rate my burger". Well no mother fucker sent me the memo!
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:19:21 AM EDT
[#30]
I didn't know all these posts would ensue because of my abomination... Subnet was right. May God have mercy on my soul. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:20:03 AM EDT
[#31]
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Foot fetish? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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-87/10 for corpse feet in a food picture. Foot fetish? It sort of went like "That is starting to look like a pretty good EEEEEEW WTF? HACK, SPEW, COUGH cough". |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:20:14 AM EDT
[#32]
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http://archive.iam.uic.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/21962686.jpg I didn't know all these posts would ensue because of my abomination... Subnet was right. May God have mercy on my soul. Ha you started something great. I'll be submitting a burger in the next few days. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:26:39 AM EDT
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It sort of went like "That is starting to look like a pretty good EEEEEEW WTF? HACK, SPEW, COUGH cough". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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-87/10 for corpse feet in a food picture. Foot fetish? It sort of went like "That is starting to look like a pretty good EEEEEEW WTF? HACK, SPEW, COUGH cough". 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:27:59 AM EDT
[#34]
I'd eat it, 10+
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:29:24 AM EDT
[#35]
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Ha you started something great. I'll be submitting a burger in the next few days. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
http://archive.iam.uic.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/21962686.jpg I didn't know all these posts would ensue because of my abomination... Subnet was right. May God have mercy on my soul. Ha you started something great. I'll be submitting a burger in the next few days. Posting it again..... Quoted:
2015 year of the burger threads here on ARFCOM! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:30:36 AM EDT
[#36]
10
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:31:10 AM EDT
[#37]
Looks good to me.
10 |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:37:58 AM EDT
[#38]
Looks tasty and not as fucked up as the other "burgers" in these threads that have popped up over the past couple days.
I give it a 7/10, you lost points for too much green stuff and the aforementioned "corpse feet" in the pic. Quoted: http://archive.iam.uic.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/21962686.jpg I didn't know all these posts would ensue because of my abomination... Subnet was right. May God have mercy on my soul. Calling what you did an abomination is an affront to perfectly decent abominations everywhere and quite frankly you're lucky God didn't smite your ass on the spot. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:40:47 AM EDT
[#39]
Green pubes on a burger, 0/10. I would petition for a ban if you actually showed pictures shaving them.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:42:36 AM EDT
[#40]
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Avocado+sprouts=teh ghey. This, and buns..WTF 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:45:12 AM EDT
[#41]
8/10.
Looks awesome, would eat. Portabellas a bit heavy as a "bun" but have never tried it. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:46:50 AM EDT
[#42]
My burgers from White Castle are laughing at your hipster creation
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:50:22 AM EDT
[#43]
Dub, I gotta hand it to ya.
You're an extremely creative cook. 10/10 I wouldn't put sprouts on my burger, but avocado and bacon go sooooo good together. Big ups!!! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:51:48 AM EDT
[#44]
The 2nd/3rd picture is all I needed to see. 10/10
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Posted: 5/1/2015 1:01:31 AM EDT
[#45]
I would make a fine turd out of it.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 1:01:44 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dub, I gotta hand it to ya. You're an extremely creative cook. 10/10 I wouldn't put sprouts on my burger, but avocado and bacon go sooooo good together. Big ups!!! |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 1:05:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you like lettuce on burgers/sandwiches give them a try. WAY better. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dub, I gotta hand it to ya. You're an extremely creative cook. 10/10 I wouldn't put sprouts on my burger, but avocado and bacon go sooooo good together. Big ups!!! I don't mind sprouts on turkey or chicken salad sammiches. I prefer lettuce to go with beef. Not saying you're wrong, just my own preference. |
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Posted: 5/1/2015 1:15:47 AM EDT
[#48]
Subnet scoffs at your onions. And after trying his method, I do too.
Sprouts? No. I lived in SLC for 5 years, fry sauce comes from Some Dudes on 3rd West, just North of the WalMart. CoJack... 
That being said... I'd devour that.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:41:46 AM EDT
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I would make a fine turd out of it. 
Jdub, I am not a fan of shrooms, but I won't hold that against you. You can come be my kitchen bitch anytime. 
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Posted: 5/1/2015 5:47:40 AM EDT
[#50]
Looks pretty good. Ain't gonna lie, I don't read captions so I thought you destroyed the buns until I read comments
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