Might be a dupe, or double dupe but:



            * Mexican tap water

           * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

           * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
           
           * A fart when I have diarrhea
           
           * An elevator ride with Ray Rice
           
           * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

           * Michael Jackson's Doctor
           
           * An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
           
           * A Palestinian on a motorcycle
           
           * Gas station Sushi
           
           * A Jimmy Carter economic plan
           
           * Brian Williams news reports
           
           * Loch Ness monster sightings
           
           * Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Add:



* That the thai girl your buddy is working mojo on is really a girl


 

* When a girl says she's on the pill.

* A needle found under a bridge
* An ARFCOM "Would You Hit It" tranny thread

Emails from a Nigerian prince

Penis enlargment pills

Lawyers/Aimless

Global warming studies

Hippies

Walmart ammo counter employees

Ann at "card services"

*The reliability and accuracy of a Mini 14.

I trust this email more than Hillary Clinton:

From: Henry Clark [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2015 6:26 PM
Subject: From Capt Henry Clark

Good day,

I am a captain with the United Nations troop in Afghanistan, on war against terrorism. Based on the   United States legislative and executive  decision, for withdrawing troops from Afghanistan. Our   mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and  the   European Union on war against terrorism. On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of (15.9million   U.S.D) Which I got from crude oil deal  here in Afghanistan. I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money. It is under my  power to approve whoever that comes forth for this money.

I want to invest the money for a good business,  so I need someone I could trust to channel this box & If you accept i  will transfer the money to you. Where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed  person and I cannot be parading such  an amount so I need to present  someone as the  beneficiary.
I am an intelligence officer for that so I have a 100% authentic means of  transferring the  money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all  is done. Please  if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for  us to carry out this transaction successfully decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured site where I can be sure that the person is real.  I believe I can trust you.

Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is  much secured so nobody can monitor  our conversation, then I can explain in details to you, at  the moment i can only reach you through email, because our calls might be  monitored, i just   have to be sure of whom I am dealing with for more confidence in me for the deal and I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for me. I hope am been fair on this deal, get back   to me with your full information such  as:

Your Full Name,_________________________ Your Full  Address,______________________ ____
Your Direct Cell phone Number,___________________ Occupation  and Age.__________________________

If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further  Inquiry when I am out of our military network am writing from a fresh email account so if you  are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response  after 3days I will then search for someone else.

Regards,

Captain Henry Clark

The dog crap in my backyard.

Thrift store condoms

I absolutely trust HRC.
She will remain faithful to the ideology that has driven her entire existence.

Same as FBHO: he remained faithful to the ideology. He even told us what he was going to do, and he did it (or as much of it as he could). The fact that most of America ignored what he said is irrelevant.

Get ouf of my head! I came here to post this.

The authenticity of a rifle from Mitchell's Mausers

CTD's pricing and integrity

RustedAce's impartiality on the topic of AKs

Emails from Nigerian Princes who have cash liquidity problems.

A glock but just barely

Nutnfancy to make a 4-minute-long gear review video.

*Fellatio from a cannibal.

Lol. That's a pretty good list.

The E4 Mafia

Beachside stroll with a bunch of ISIS guys.

At my age, I'll still trust a fart over Hillary.

* The Devil Himself

Cory Jackson to complete basic training.

GD on its worst day
Bruce Jenner's gonads

SOG's grading criteria

Michael Moore talking about capitalism.

Her husband

Bobby Brown's bathtub

Gunshow reloads.

PSA's shipping times.



 

* A lonely catholic priest at a boys ranch

Pizza from McDonalds

Biscuits from Pizza Hut

Oblamo every time he opens his pie hole

The IRS is looking out for my best interests

Politicians in general always act with integrity/honesty and have a strict moral code they live and work by

Hell.....this list could go on forever.

LOL

Add Nigerian prince to the list