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Posted: 4/28/2015 8:39:34 PM EDT
Why, knockerball, of course!!!  What did you think I was talking about, you filthy-minded pervs?



WARNING: Kill your sound until you can find the "pause" button.

Knockerball

Looks like alot of fun, tho.  And, I'll bet it will float, too.  But this is prolly what the soccer-moms will demand the NFL guys use from now on.
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Why thank you doctor.
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:12:49 PM EDT
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Kinda the SISSY version of what we used to call "smear the queer"
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:16:00 PM EDT
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Uhm... I WAS thinking of Knockerball.  What else is there?  I was thinking to myself what a grand olde time me and the boys had the other day, knocking our balls together.  Then we had an olde timey weiner roast; boy did I eat my fair share of weiners that day !
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:23:07 PM EDT
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Walk this way master....
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:23:52 PM EDT
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DAMN your eyes!
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:28:58 PM EDT
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With 3 easy payments of just $83! I just bought two, I'm rolling to work in that bitch.
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Too late...
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:32:59 PM EDT
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Man, I thought this was gonna be about Teri Garr.
She was a baby doll right up to about 60.
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:33:09 PM EDT
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Be the first only one in your neighborhood to get one.
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Would you like a roll in zee hay?
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:37:03 PM EDT
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A riot is an ugly thing.

Und I think that it is just about time that we had one.

Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:39:07 PM EDT
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Knock Knock.
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:41:04 PM EDT
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Frau Blucher!!!!
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Teutonic twat
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:47:07 PM EDT
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I see lots of knee and leg injuries in that sports future.

Also a strong possibility of a massive outbreak of vagginitis if it gets mainstream traction.
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Teutonic twat

Nope, that was Madeline Khan (spelling?).
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 9:55:04 PM EDT
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Abby...something.



Abby something?




Yes! Abbyyyy....normal. Yes, that's it!






Link Posted: 4/28/2015 10:02:14 PM EDT
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What hump?
Link Posted: 4/28/2015 11:36:42 PM EDT
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Werewolves...
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There wolves.. There castle!

 
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 7:18:26 AM EDT
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Seems like broken legs could be the injury of choice with this thing.
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At $250 each. Not everyone has the money for it.

Besides. I have enough permanent injuries. I dont need more.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 7:32:18 AM EDT
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Put...the...candle...back!
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Why are you talking like that?
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:01:06 AM EDT
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Gesundheit!














Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:08:09 AM EDT
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He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:08:34 AM EDT
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Kids, THIS is how you successfully hijack a thread.


Walk this way...
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:11:33 AM EDT
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and thank you...
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Did you make Smores?
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Why are you talking like that?
I thought you wanted to.

 



Nooo




Fine, suit yourself then
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[Hands over cane]

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Nope, that was Madeline Khan (spelling?).
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Teutonic twat

Nope, that was Madeline Khan (spelling?).


Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

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looks like the perfect thing for CVS crowd control
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:22:26 AM EDT
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It's pronounced "eye-gore."

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MS is a terrible disease.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:25:23 AM EDT
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neck injury
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:28:43 AM EDT
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its an inflatable concussion in a box
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She was a baby doll right up to about 60.






MS is a terrible disease.





 
She was yummy.






















 
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 8:31:36 AM EDT
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"Throw the third switch..."

So, who's going to be the first (and last?) to take one down a ski slope?
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MS is a terrible disease.

  She was yummy.






http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz296/KingRat_photos/TerriwithElvis_zpsd72e6cda.jpg

 


She was the reason I watched the Sonny & Cher Show when I was 13.
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