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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - PSA: Elevator etiquette
Posted: 3/10/2015 5:14:38 PM EDT
When waiting for an elevator, leave some space for people who are already on it to get off before you get in.  

I swear, half the fucking time I get off an elevator when the doors open there is some idiot on the other side blocking my way out.  Like they never thought that maybe the world doesn't revolve around them and that someone else is already in the elevator.

It fucking blows my mind how people live their lives without realizing this.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:18:42 PM EDT
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You forgot to remind us to not fart when in the car.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:19:20 PM EDT
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Correct. You only fart as you are leaving the car.



 
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:20:00 PM EDT
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But it's all about ME!!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:21:22 PM EDT
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Just say "Stop. Please allow us to depart the elevator" in a loud authoritative parade ground type voice.
I have done a couple of times but it does tend to piss folks off a bit.
However, it does work.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:22:13 PM EDT
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Why do you think I bother riding elevators?
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:22:40 PM EDT
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Subways too.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:23:26 PM EDT
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Correct. You only fart as you are leaving the car.
 
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Fucking yankees.

You fart 5 seconds after stepping in, so everyone can savor the flavor. Fucking passive aggressive nancies.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:23:31 PM EDT
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Actually, I would go as far as to say all sandwich shops and restaurants.



 
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:25:13 PM EDT
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Try having kids in a stroller, AKA Battering Ram.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:25:16 PM EDT
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And no motherfucking  crop-dusting on the way OFF the elevator.
If you gotta blast, do it   on the way IN, and ride your stench proudly.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:28:14 PM EDT
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Truth.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:35:00 PM EDT
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yep you fart as your pressing every button on the panel.

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