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Posted: 3/7/2015 9:42:14 PM EDT
...and you see this.  Next move?

Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:44:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:45:17 PM EDT
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Hit the gas and kiss my ass goodbye.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:46:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:47:18 PM EDT
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fpni
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:47:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:48:05 PM EDT
[#6]
Scream, "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!"
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:48:25 PM EDT
[#7]
I would bitch slap the socialist fuck
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:48:55 PM EDT
[#8]
Pee myself
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:49:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Ask if he has any grey poupon.




Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:49:42 PM EDT
[#10]
"Hey Arnie.  How have you been?  It's been a while."
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:49:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Hasta la vista, baby!
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:50:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Boom headshot
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:50:27 PM EDT
[#13]
Punch it
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:51:21 PM EDT
[#14]
ZQI to the dome ahahah
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:54:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/7/2015 9:55:53 PM EDT
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That's pretty funny.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:24:59 PM EDT
[#17]
It's not a tumor
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:37:11 PM EDT
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Tell him I am not Sullie
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:38:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Mr. Governor, does that have laser sighting?  
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:41:48 PM EDT
[#20]
I was cruisin in my stingray late one night
when a XKE pulled up on my right....




Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:43:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Ask him if He'll be back
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:43:58 PM EDT
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First &/or second post possibly nailed it...
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:44:58 PM EDT
[#23]
I carry a 10mm I can handle it!!!LOL
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:48:58 PM EDT
[#24]
On my driver side: I would smear Nutella on my window with a plastic banana. (can't remember who to attribute that to, maybe someone on the 147.435 repeater in LA)
On my passenger side: I would take the banana, dip it in my Nutella jar, and lick it seductively.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 10:49:35 PM EDT
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I didn't expect a Better Off Dead reference today. Now I must watch the movie.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:22:23 PM EDT
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Lol..

We both poped the clutch when the light turned green..

You should have heard the sound from my screamin machine..
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:31:36 PM EDT
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I do that at work to people all the time.



 
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:32:50 PM EDT
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Ask if he know the way to Sarah Conner's house.
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:32:55 PM EDT
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I'm going to do that tomorrow



 
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I'm going to do that tomorrow
 
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take video
Link Posted: 3/7/2015 11:44:11 PM EDT
[#32]
Shoot him in the face with M855 out of my AR pistol with a Sig brace.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:23:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:27:30 AM EDT
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"What in the fuck is a "Chinese" downhill?"
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:27:34 AM EDT
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take video

Don't forget to post it here!  
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:32:51 AM EDT
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"Did you hear that Sarah Conner is having dinner at the White House tonight?" And drive away.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 12:39:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:02:00 AM EDT
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[#40]
I flash my RIA .38 with electrical tape grip. What other option is there?
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:07:49 AM EDT
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Can I get an autograph?

Assuming we're talking Schwarzenneger.

If we're talking Terminator, drive like a drug runner getting away from the cops. Fuck public safety, I'm out for me safety.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:14:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:29:22 AM EDT
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Punch the gas, take the next two left turns.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:34:29 AM EDT
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Push down on the clutch and start revving the engine.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:45:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/8/2015 1:47:16 AM EDT
[#46]
Ask if he has any Grey Poupon.

ETA: Beat like a rented mule again.
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 2:02:35 AM EDT
[#47]
Activate my side flamer thrower to keep squares away from my pimp ride.

Link Posted: 3/8/2015 2:05:18 AM EDT
[#48]
immediately depress the acceleratrix
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 2:21:39 AM EDT
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Make eye contact, move hand slowly up and down like Im jacking off
Link Posted: 3/8/2015 2:30:28 AM EDT
[#50]
FPNI.
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