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Posted: 1/20/2015 4:46:13 PM EDT
Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:47:36 PM EDT
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Only if you downloaded space jam
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:48:24 PM EDT
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Yeah. Yeah it does.

ETA: Why straw purchases are illegal is another matter.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:52:37 PM EDT
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Hairy eyeball after spending money at the store? not very friendly customer service IMO but then again, most gun shops are not overly friendly.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:55:22 PM EDT
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Straw mouse.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:56:47 PM EDT
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Electronic, you say?  That could speed up the process if done right.

Swipe driver's license.

Walk up to keyboard, hit Y-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N, firearm!


(Of course, with my experience with electronic forms, it will never be like that.  )
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:58:39 PM EDT
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First time I had seen an electronic one too. I s'pose it makes it easier to get data into the non-existent database.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 4:59:09 PM EDT
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Electronic, you say?  That could speed up the process if done right.

Swipe driver's license.

Walk up to keyboard, hit Y-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N, firearm!


(Of course, with my experience with electronic forms, it will never be like that.  )
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Yeah, right! Could you IMAGINE?

GDs collective heads would EXPLODE at the thought of swiping your license.
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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?
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Shit just got real!
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:01:36 PM EDT
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A real friend would have shown his buddy how the tab key works.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:05:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:06:39 PM EDT
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Best avoided in case sticky.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:07:19 PM EDT
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Cabela's is dicks.
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I thought Dick's was dicks.

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I thought Dick's was dicks.

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Cabela's is dicks.


I thought Dick's was dicks.



No, Dick's is dildos.  Cabela's is dicks.
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I thought Dick's was dicks.

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Cabela's is dicks.


I thought Dick's was dicks.


You are both correct
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:13:03 PM EDT
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I didn't know there was a literacy requirement for purchasing a firearm.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:15:54 PM EDT
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What am I missing?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:19:21 PM EDT
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Who, or what, got locked, and why?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:21:17 PM EDT
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Cabela's is dicks.




I thought Dick's was dicks.



Dick's is an asshole.

 
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:30:41 PM EDT
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Lulz
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:35:44 PM EDT
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Penguin humor.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:38:52 PM EDT
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You should have told them your friend is blind, and if they don't accommodate him, you will sue under the Americans with disabilities act.




































Yes....he was blind the whole time.
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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?
account locked  


Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:39:47 PM EDT
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Why do you always post in bold?  

Perhaps I should try posting in bold.  

How about bold, in a larger font?

Is this more impressive?

Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:40:17 PM EDT
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Penguin humor.
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Penguin humor.
It's not like he was streaming a pirate copy of some movie where someone makes a straw purchase or something...  

 
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:41:45 PM EDT
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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

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Only if your track balls touch
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:45:04 PM EDT
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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?


Only if your track balls touch


Isn't that what the mouse pad is for?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:52:46 PM EDT
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Piss on the mouse to establish dominance.



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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."

Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.

Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"

Me: "Yes"

Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"

Them: "Well, he can't touch it."

So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.



So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?
account locked  




 











Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:57:56 PM EDT
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It's not like he was streaming a pirate copy of some movie where someone makes a straw purchase or something...    
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Who, or what, got locked, and why?

Penguin humor.
It's not like he was streaming a pirate copy of some movie where someone makes a straw purchase or something...    

Well... There is the thread from this morning featuring a video of a seal having its way with a penguin.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 5:58:37 PM EDT
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you ever dip you mouse in a jar of cheese whiz?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:00:42 PM EDT
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would make is considerably easier for me
I have terrible handwriting and it causes a problem on almost every 4473

"can my wife fill it out for me" isnt nearly as funny to them as I think it is
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:13:07 PM EDT
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My wife filled out my last one and signed.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:14:29 PM EDT
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LOL
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Who, or what, got locked, and why?

Penguin humor.
It's not like he was streaming a pirate copy of some movie where someone makes a straw purchase or something...    

Well... There is the thread from this morning featuring a video of a seal having its way with a penguin.

So this account lock is revenge for that?
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 6:32:19 PM EDT
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So this account lock is revenge for that?
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Who, or what, got locked, and why?

Penguin humor.
It's not like he was streaming a pirate copy of some movie where someone makes a straw purchase or something...    

Well... There is the thread from this morning featuring a video of a seal having its way with a penguin.

So this account lock is revenge for that?

Flippers up!
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Don't shoot!
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 8:47:23 PM EDT
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Could have told them it's just putting information into a program that then fills out the form with the entered information. So the form isn't filled out until you click the last box.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 8:48:30 PM EDT
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My wife is the only one allowed to touch my mouse.








Roy
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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?


Only if your track balls touch



Link Posted: 1/20/2015 8:53:21 PM EDT
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Why do you always post in bold?  

Perhaps I should try posting in bold.  

How about bold, in a larger font?

Is this more impressive?

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Why do you always post in bold?  

Perhaps I should try posting in bold.  

How about bold, in a larger font?

Is this more impressive?



No.  You have to use bold pink to be impressive.



But... I guess the store wasn't completely against the purchase... otherwise they'd have denied it totally.
although that is a bit derpy still
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Isn't that what the mouse pad is for?
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Caught, I was. A friend of mine (great guy, but a total newb at computers) was filling out an electronic 4473 at Cabela's and did something goofy and backed away throwing his hands up saying "Now what?" I grabbed the mouse to get the cursor back where it belonged and three employees behind the counter all yelled at me at the same time. "Get back! You can't touch that. He has to fill it out himself."
Me: I was just moving his cursor back where it belonged.
Them: NO! He has to do it. Is he the actual buyer?"
Me: "Yes"
Friend: Bladed at 45 and said, "Hey, I'm not a FUCKING computer person, OK"
Them: "Well, he can't touch it."
So I backed off, watched over his shoulder coaching for about 3 times as long as filling out a paper copy. We continued to get the hairy eyeball from the counter folk until we left.

So does touching another man's mouse really make it a straw purchase?


Only if your track balls touch


Isn't that what the mouse pad is for?



Only women use mouse pads.
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Flippers up!




Don't shoot!
Too late - can't stop now......



 
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