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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:26:22 PM EDT

Almost 15 years here in teh GD and under 20k posts. I chose the hot girlfriend. You can have either one but not both. It's impossible.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:28:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:28:31 PM EDT

[#2]

I've got the second option.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:28:47 PM EDT

[#3]

Lets be honest. If you post over 3000 posts in a year, you are likely socially retarded.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:29:42 PM EDT

[#4]

I don't eally care about post count but on the other hand my wife doesn't let me date so I guess I'll take the count.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:30:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:30:57 PM EDT

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Same

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:31:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:31:40 PM EDT

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Posts, duh

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:31:43 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd rather have the posts. My wife would hate the GF.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:31:59 PM EDT

[#10]

I have a wife. You got nothing.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:32:07 PM EDT

[#11]

Who thinks of these things?

All I got to say is

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:32:17 PM EDT

[#12]

Get both

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:32:30 PM EDT

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Me too, and people with 20 yeah... 100k I can't imagine

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:32:40 PM EDT

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My wife would be pissed if a hot girlfriend showed up.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:33:31 PM EDT

[#15]

My wife would kill me for either one.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:33:38 PM EDT

[#16]

Usually it's Motown Steve that thinks of these things.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:33:45 PM EDT

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I'd rather have the posts. My wife would hate the GF.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:33:50 PM EDT

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Lets be honest. If you post over 3000 posts in a year, you are likely socially retarded.

63256/14 = 4518

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:34:28 PM EDT

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Hmmmm, big titties in my face or saying dumb-shit to dumb-shits on the net.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:34:30 PM EDT

[#20]

No question, hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, that is unlikely to ever happen for me.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:34:32 PM EDT

[#21]

Is this really even a question?.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:35:16 PM EDT

[#22]

Pre-op or post-op girlfriend?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:35:19 PM EDT

[#23]

I married the hot girlfriend before I joined Arfcom.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:35:20 PM EDT

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Lets be honest. If you post over 3000 posts in a year, you are likely socially retarded.

I'm not socially retarded.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:35:26 PM EDT

[#25]

Does this need to be asked??

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:35:56 PM EDT

[#26]

I would be happy with an average looking girlfriend.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:36:28 PM EDT

[#27]

my wife would kill me if i had a hot girlfriend.i guess im stuck with you retards.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:36:38 PM EDT

[#28]

Running up said post count because alleged gf is exactly that?

F5 F5 F5

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:36:48 PM EDT

[#29]

Dunno, posts probably.

G/F would get me in trouble.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:37:15 PM EDT

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No question, hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, that is unlikely to ever happen for me.

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Doesn't look like the "100k posts" option is all that feasible, either...;)

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:38:08 PM EDT

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let's be really honest, post count isn't the only indicator

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:38:13 PM EDT

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Almost 15 years here in teh GD and under 20k posts. I chose the hot girlfriend. You can have either one but not both. It's impossible.

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That sir is a non sequitur. This is GD. Of course it is a get both scenario.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:39:02 PM EDT

[#33]

I have both, and my hot girlfriend (fiancee really) loves guns. She owned her own AR15 before I knew her.

#WINNING

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:39:13 PM EDT

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How else is a person supposed to get 20k posts?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:39:13 PM EDT

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Does my wife have to know?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:39:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:39:42 PM EDT

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Partial-tard or the OtHeR....?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:40:46 PM EDT

[#38]

Get both?

ETA: Fuck...I didn't read the conditions. Fuck those conditions. The answer is always get both.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:41:29 PM EDT

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Doesn't look like the "100k posts" option is all that feasible, either...;)

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No question, hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, that is unlikely to ever happen for me.

Doesn't look like the "100k posts" option is all that feasible, either...;)

He may still be posting 684 years from now.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:42:31 PM EDT

[#40]

100k posts. my wife would not approve of a girlfriend, even if she was ugly.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:44:32 PM EDT

[#41]

I'll take the post's and keep my guns.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:49:58 PM EDT

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63256/14 = 4518

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Lets be honest. If you post over 3000 posts in a year, you are likely socially retarded.

63256/14 = 4518

So I'm really screwed?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:50:11 PM EDT

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Ok, lets see here.... Ok 3291/14 = 235.07. Shoot, and I'm still a social retard. And Gertrude says she'll tell the Pastor if I get a hot girlfriend....................

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:50:41 PM EDT

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I'm not socially retarded.

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Lets be honest. If you post over 3000 posts in a year, you are likely socially retarded.

I'm not socially retarded.

I see what you did there.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:50:54 PM EDT

[#45]

100k lasts for eva. hot gf's dont

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:51:38 PM EDT

[#46]

I have no use for a girlfriend.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:52:09 PM EDT

[#47]

How "HOT" are we talking.
If we are talking Emily hot than I will forego the 100k post count

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:52:39 PM EDT

[#48]

door #3

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:18 PM EDT

[#49]

GD told me all women are soul destroying lying harpies.

I'd take the post count

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:57:47 PM EDT

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Anal?

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