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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:40:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Kraken Nice. I mean, how many times are you ever going to need a Kraken? But having one? I predict zero problems with the neighbors in the foreseeable future. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:43:38 PM EDT
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Dragon
Home protection.( Free feeding protecting the neighborhood) Daily transportation to work. Who would fuck with this ride? Take it to the camp. Great at barbeques.  |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:44:33 PM EDT
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Jörmungand
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:47:31 PM EDT
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In this thread we find out who used to wack-off to the Monster Manual.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:51:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jörmungand I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:51:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jörmungand Kind of big but feeding it would be a problem. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:51:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryCan you use wish or reality revision to help destroy that thing? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:52:59 PM EDT
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I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jörmungand I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO It's a big snake. Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:05 PM EDT
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Kind of big but feeding it would be a problem. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jörmungand Kind of big but feeding it would be a problem. He'll just hibernate on the ocean floor, until I wake him up and he destroys the World. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:12 PM EDT
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I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jörmungand I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO Loki and Angrboda's kid. Big snake. Really, really big snake. Thor kills it, gets poisoned, dies. ETA: Beat while looking up Loki's giantess girlfriend's name. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a big snake. Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jörmungand I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO It's a big snake. Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök. Ah. World serpent. Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology. We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding). |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:55:22 PM EDT
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Ah. World serpent. Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology. We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding). Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Jörmungand I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO It's a big snake. Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök. Ah. World serpent. Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology. We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding). We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:55:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think. That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym). Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky. The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?" |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:56:22 PM EDT
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Succubus or Dryad, kind of depends on how kinky I'm feeling.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:57:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jörmungand I'm not googling that. Pic or GTFO It's a big snake. Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök. Ah. World serpent. Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology. We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding). We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). That's the name I've seen.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:58:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think. That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym). Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky. The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?" Smaug not withstanding, dragons are almost always female and assume hot chick form...usually gingers. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:04:48 PM EDT
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Pegasus
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:06:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:06:32 PM EDT
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Liger, known for their magical powers
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:07:13 PM EDT
[#20]
Dragon or Succubus.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:11:49 PM EDT
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Depends on who has to clean up after them... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:11:57 PM EDT
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Liger, known for their magical powers This 
It's pretty much my favorite animal...... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:13:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins? Until Ragnarok. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:14:34 PM EDT
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I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins? No, they're both supposed to die at the end of Ragnarök. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:18:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, they're both supposed to die at the end of Ragnarök. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent). I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins? No, they're both supposed to die at the end of Ragnarök. Or Götterdämmerung if you prefer.  |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:19:10 PM EDT
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Pegasus THIS. No special logistics requirement for feeding and housing, they fly and if chicks dig horses, they'll certainly drop their pants for a ride on a flying horse. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:19:25 PM EDT
[#27]
Elf
Dryad Hamadryad Alicorn Golden goose |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:21:47 PM EDT
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The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?" My original answer was going to be Unicorn until I remembered GD might judge me to be a brony and burn me at the stake. 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:24:30 PM EDT
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This http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/liger.jpg It's pretty much my favorite animal...... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Liger, known for their magical powers This http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/liger.jpg It's pretty much my favorite animal...... That's an Animal with skills! |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:25:24 PM EDT
[#30]
Götterdämmerung I always wondered if that German for the word I am not supposed to say. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:26:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Dobby!
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:27:27 PM EDT
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In order of preference:
Alicorn. Gryphon. Dragon. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:28:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Phoenix. It'll keep coming back when it dies.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:37:04 PM EDT
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How about a benevolent genie? Ideally a hot one!
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:38:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryAs you wish... 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:40:59 PM EDT
[#36]
Whatever the flying dog thing was from A Neverending story
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:41:46 PM EDT
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a succubus. winner |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:43:20 PM EDT
[#38]
macho man dragon
ff to 2:09
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:48:05 PM EDT
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As you wish... http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/146991/2848560-WISHMASTER.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
As you wish... http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/146991/2848560-WISHMASTER.jpg That is why I included the work "benevolent" in my suggestion... 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:57:49 PM EDT
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whats the half human half horse one? I'd take a female one of those. don't judge me.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:59:32 PM EDT
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Id take a Lagertha
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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:01:54 PM EDT
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Are we talking Dungeons and Dragons dragons with different abilities based on color? That makes a huge difference.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:08:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 10:38:19 PM EDT
[#44]
Beholder
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Posted: 1/19/2015 8:30:33 AM EDT
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My original answer was going to be Unicorn until I remembered GD might judge me to be a brony and burn me at the stake. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?" My original answer was going to be Unicorn until I remembered GD might judge me to be a brony and burn me at the stake. Unicorn? What's the point in having a pet you can't touch? Oh.....uh, have fun with your unicorn, bud. 
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Posted: 1/19/2015 8:42:56 AM EDT
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Golem. (Traditional, not JRR Tolkien.)
Doesn't poop. Doesn't eat. Doesn't breathe. Doesn't make noise. Until I want it to that is. All that other stuff is going to make for a full time pooper-scooper, trainer, feeder, and cage cleaner.
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:12:59 PM EDT
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Dragon, no more heating bill
Free HD, and flying. Nuff said. |
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