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Posted: 1/18/2015 7:58:31 PM EDT

Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.

That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym).

Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky.

Posted: 1/18/2015 7:58:59 PM EDT

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Hot mermaid.

Posted: 1/18/2015 7:59:47 PM EDT

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Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:00:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Your Mom

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:00:42 PM EDT

[#4]

Leprechaun.

Lots of gold, plus I'll bet it'll be funny as shit to get that little bastard drunk at a party.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:00:51 PM EDT

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Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by?

Pass.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:20 PM EDT

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Dragon
Catch meat and cook it for you
And get you gold n stuff

Plus flying

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:34 PM EDT

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I'd pick the Troll since I've been getting so much experience with them here .

Mainly I want one to beat the fuck out of because of all the crap they start.

gd

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:35 PM EDT

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Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.

Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:01:38 PM EDT

[#9]

patrick swayze centaur

no contest.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:02:21 PM EDT

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Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire.

Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by?

Pass.

On the other hand, I doubt the Jehova Witnesses would be waking me up on Saturday morning more than one more time.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:03:04 PM EDT

[#11]

Smaug

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:03:07 PM EDT

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Going to have to go with dragon, assuming he is trained.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:03:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:03:41 PM EDT

[#14]

Grew up reading Dragonlance so I'm going to say dragon.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:04:24 PM EDT

[#15]

a succubus.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:04:29 PM EDT

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Reverse mermaid.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:05:08 PM EDT

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Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.

Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks.

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I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me.

You got!

What I need!

Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:05:11 PM EDT

[#18]

Golden goose. Was there really any other viable option?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:05:59 PM EDT

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Crap

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:06:08 PM EDT

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You could bang her once and then you're dead.

Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:06:33 PM EDT

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Quetzalcoatl

Because it might be able to get me in to the USA

Has the benefit of demanding human sacrifice of Brady types and assorted liberals.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:07:20 PM EDT

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"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top?!"
-Fry

Me, I'm going Nymph all the way. Tree Nymph, Water Nymph. Pretty much any except the Underworld ones is cool with me.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:07:57 PM EDT

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Quetzalcoatl

Because it might be able to get me in to the USA

Has the benefit of demanding human sacrifice of Brady types and assorted liberals.

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Is he qualified to fly an Argentine marked C130? Because I would love to be of assistance.

Would even volunteer on my free weekends.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:08:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Ruby from Supernatural.

Best mythological beast pet, ever.*

^{* Demons are considered beasts, so that is my answer and I'm sticking with it.}

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:08:41 PM EDT

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Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

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a succubus.

You could bang her once and then you're dead.

Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:09:58 PM EDT

[#26]

I would go with a pet dragon..

maybe Pegasus.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:10:40 PM EDT

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Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.

That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym).

Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33800000/DraGon-dragons-33868679-1920-1080.jpg

whichever wont shit on the carpet...

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:10:47 PM EDT

[#28]

Cthulhu.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:12:09 PM EDT

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He said mythological beast...
Cthulhu is real.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:12:57 PM EDT

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a succubus.

You could bang her once and then you're dead.

Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.

They drain your life force during sex.

It's science.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:16:39 PM EDT

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I'd say Dragon.

Nearly impenetrable armor/scales, can fly and breath fire.

Dragon has to be the baddest mythological creature ever thought up.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:17:05 PM EDT

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They drain your life force during sex.

It's science.

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a succubus.

You could bang her once and then you're dead.

Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.

They drain your life force during sex.

It's science.

And make you sing duets from the Poseidon Adventure....

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:17:46 PM EDT

[#33]

A muse? You get to bang and have inspiration in your chosen discipline.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:19:16 PM EDT

[#34]

Any mythical you say?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:20:19 PM EDT

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Not looking very beastly there.

But she does look part Asian.

I would do her.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:20:51 PM EDT

[#36]

FPNI

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:22:05 PM EDT

[#37]

Tarrasque

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:22:34 PM EDT

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Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire.

Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by?

Pass.

It's not as bad as you'd think.

If you could ride a dragon I would pick one of those.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:23:59 PM EDT

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I would be torn between a Nemean lion and the Pegasus. but then again, the ichthyocentaurs would steal the show

eta has anyone said chupacabra yet?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:24:03 PM EDT

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a succubus.

You could bang her once and then you're dead.

Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.

Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:26:06 PM EDT

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I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me.

You got!
You got!
You got!
What I need!

Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.

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Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.

Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks.

I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me.

You got!
You got!
You got!
What I need!

Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.

You win! eddies delirious stand up is hilarious

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:26:10 PM EDT

[#42]

A scrib. All that other shit you people mentioned would either eat or rape you. Don't have watch your back around a scrib.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:26:16 PM EDT

[#43]

Minotaur. D'I mean Bull Man. Good to have in combat with you. Can be a good friend.

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:27:22 PM EDT

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Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well.

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a succubus.

You could bang her once and then you're dead.

Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go.

If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex.

Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well.

But it would be hot.

Naughty succubus!

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:28:38 PM EDT

[#45]

If I choose a pet dragon, am I liable for the Asian airliners he eats?

Posted: 1/18/2015 8:29:30 PM EDT

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Basilisk would be good deal with the feral cat population around here. I could be selling cat statuettes on the internet instead of having to scare off the little buggers.

Traditional western dragon or feathered serpent would be cool...

But ultimately I have to go back to what I learned from Shadowrun - never deal with a dragon. If it weren't a mindless engine of destruction, it'd be a hyperintelligent monster (or Sean Connery), and I have no interest in messing with the hassles that would create.

So provided we're going with traditional mythical beasts and not breaking out the Monster Manual CXVIII: Extended Bestiary Of North Central Thay, I'm going with basilisk for now.