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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:26:37 PM EDT
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I remember my first beer!
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:27:36 PM EDT
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Long Time.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:28:26 PM EDT
[#3]
First time you've had sex with another person?
 Foreplay is pretty much wasted on yourself. 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:29:16 PM EDT
[#4]
My hand never complains
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:08:41 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants!
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:10:43 PM EDT
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Shut up and make me a sammich. 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:15:52 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:17:43 PM EDT
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1 minute max.
I have things to do. Like post here. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:19:00 PM EDT
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it has its place...
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:19:33 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! No you didn't. You "matured" in the age of AIDS, Sexual Permission Slips, and Sexual Harrassment. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:20:44 PM EDT
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound It's probably the main reason I don't have to do laundry, dishes, cleaning, or really anything else for that matter in the house. There is a goal during sexy time, it pays to deliver. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:21:06 PM EDT
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Oh well.....at least it's a nice change from the recent tranny fetish threads.........
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:24:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Fire play? I'm more into knives, but if he's into it, I guess it's ok.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:25:37 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! When can I expect to find your book on Amazon. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:27:32 PM EDT
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound Who in hell thinks it's useless busywork? Didn't you ever make out in high school? I pity the women who knew you before your epiphany. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:29:32 PM EDT
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I enjoy foreplay more than the deed sometimes. Playing the game is just as much fun as winning the game for me. Luckily, I get to win every game I play.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:30:17 PM EDT
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Foreplay for me is. Go get it ready. When my wife talks dirty she says....Hurry up.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:30:49 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! Yes, why don't you tell us what your generation invented? Whatever it is, humans were doing it long before you were born. And long before your parents' first romp in the back of their Geo while listening to Vanilla Ice. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:31:15 PM EDT
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My wife and I both know what we like, so we do that. Call it whatever you want.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:31:16 PM EDT
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Who in hell thinks it's useless busywork? Didn't you ever make out in high school? I pity the women who knew you before your epiphany. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound Who in hell thinks it's useless busywork? Didn't you ever make out in high school? I pity the women who knew you before your epiphany. You know, I bet 87% of the guys here saw the thread title, "Foreplay", and immediately thought "Pepper Spray". 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:32:40 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! Lol. Would love to hear what you whipper snappers are up to today that you think is so cutting edge. Nowadays when it comes to sex between two human beings there really isnt anything new under the sun. Whatever creative shit you are up to is probably nothing new. Chances are someone else probably mastered it a generation ago. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:34:19 PM EDT
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You know, I bet 87% of the guys here saw the thread title, "Foreplay", and immediately thought "Pepper Spray". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound Who in hell thinks it's useless busywork? Didn't you ever make out in high school? I pity the women who knew you before your epiphany. You know, I bet 87% of the guys here saw the thread title, "Foreplay", and immediately thought "Pepper Spray". I thought chloroform. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:34:56 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! Go on.... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:36:43 PM EDT
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Fire play? I'm more into knives, but if he's into it, I guess it's ok. idk...this looks cool and all...but...burn wounds do not... 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:37:30 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! LOL. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:39:17 PM EDT
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If the girl is ready for missionary, I love to slide the bottom of my penis up and down her clitoris--right before I stick it in.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:40:31 PM EDT
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This thread is dildo's.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:40:44 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! Lol. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:40:51 PM EDT
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I can't imagine why a man would not want to do it.
I can't imagine why women would not want to dress up in sexy lingerie for it. I wont date a woman if she won't ever dress up in heels, hosiery, teddies, etc... She dosn't have to do so every time but every once in a while is expected. I've heard of woman who won't, and guys who dont want them to. I don't get it. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:42:19 PM EDT
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If the girl is ready for missionary, I love to slide the bottom of my penis up and down her clitoris--right before I stick it in. "Like bags of sand." |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:43:02 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:45:05 PM EDT
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Fire play? I'm more into knives, but if he's into it, I guess it's ok. As long as you have a safe word or phrase. I like "Get the Fire Extinguisher!!". |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:45:12 PM EDT
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Depends on her body and if it's fun to play with. I used to love to make out and fore play it up with an ex GF and the wife...others that didn't quite have the hot bod, once I was able to achieve erection it was pounding away.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:45:57 PM EDT
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound Just now figuring that out? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:47:53 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! Every generation thinks they're the first ones to discover sex. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:48:48 PM EDT
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Lol. Would love to hear what you whipper snappers are up to today that you think is so cutting edge. Nowadays when it comes to sex between two human beings there really isnt anything new under the sun. Whatever creative shit you are up to is probably nothing new. Chances are someone else probably mastered it a generation ago. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! Lol. Would love to hear what you whipper snappers are up to today that you think is so cutting edge. Nowadays when it comes to sex between two human beings there really isnt anything new under the sun. Whatever creative shit you are up to is probably nothing new. Chances are someone else probably mastered it a generation ago. Agreed. Now days the only thing different from 200 years ago or 10 years,is the introduction of toys in the bedroom(really its the guy not doing any work).. Or some gay ass shit like the dude getting a finger up his ass, while he does a rim job on a girls ass, and another guy holding his hand while the other hand holds a video camera. Even then the only thing new is the video posted on facebook or whatever..
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:48:51 PM EDT
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I have been commanded by the wife to stop messing around and start the main event.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:51:29 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with a "quickie".
But, yeah. "Foreplay" can take minutes, hours, all day. Sometimes a few days, if you've got a good imagination, discipline, and a game partner. Learn to get inside and manipulate their most developed sexual organ and it will pay off for both. (Her brain, you apes) |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:51:49 PM EDT
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You know, I bet 87% of the guys here saw the thread title, "Foreplay", and immediately thought "Pepper Spray". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound Who in hell thinks it's useless busywork? Didn't you ever make out in high school? I pity the women who knew you before your epiphany. You know, I bet 87% of the guys here saw the thread title, "Foreplay", and immediately thought "Pepper Spray". That means that only 13% thought "chloroform." I think your estimate is off. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:52:22 PM EDT
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idk...this looks cool and all...but...burn wounds do not... http://lornasvoice.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/playing-with-fire.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fire play? I'm more into knives, but if he's into it, I guess it's ok. idk...this looks cool and all...but...burn wounds do not... http://lornasvoice.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/playing-with-fire.jpg 0/10 Marshmallows overcooked. 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:53:12 PM EDT
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Does tearing up the restraining order count?
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:53:19 PM EDT
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I have been commanded by the wife to stop messing around and start the main event. ex-GF: "you'd kiss me for 3 days if i let you!" me: "well...duh"
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:53:46 PM EDT
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I once thought this was useless busywork but I was wrong... pre game is where its at tempting and seduction are an art form and if done properly... it ends very well poll inbound You mean pole inbound.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:54:01 PM EDT
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I like to scream across the room, "Brace yourself, Jacquie!" before I pounce on my wife and mate.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:54:02 PM EDT
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So on the foreplay front, here's a plan I posted a while back that works splendidly:
If you want to create an eternal love slave, take off early when she's had a hard day at work. Draw a nice hot bubble bath lit by some candles with some of her favorite music playing softly. Then give her a bath. (Actually bathe her) Wash her hair. Give her a good massage after the bath using some sort of skin stuff that leaves her skin soft and silky. Brush her hair. Then, if she's amenable, spend some quality time showing your affection to her delicate areas...and nothing else. Nothing for you during this episode. She may try to jump you at some point during...don't let her. Trust me on this. Women often complain about guys going to sleep on them, but see if that won't put her right out. Of course, the side effect is that she'll damn near rape you when she wakes up...and possibly for the next six months...but you have to be prepared to make some sacrifices. Note that this isn't 20 minutes of foreplay, it's basically a plan for an entire evening of it. It also requires her to be willing to let go of control for a bit, but generally I haven't found that to be a problem. A lot of women like giving up control. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:57:11 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:59:37 PM EDT
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Mutual foreplay can be very advantageous for both parties. I am only 25, I sexually matured in the ''golden age'' of the sex game. You should see what us young folks are doing these days, you'd crap your camo covered cargo pants! LOL Youngsters |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:59:45 PM EDT
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At my age, foreplay is her smacking my Johnson like she's trying to subdue a Salmon on the riverbank. Gotta do something to make it stand up. Get on, quick!
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Posted: 1/18/2015 4:00:33 PM EDT
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Nothing wrong with a "quickie". But, yeah. "Foreplay" can take minutes, hours, all day. Sometimes a few days, if you've got a good imagination, discipline, and a game partner. Learn to get inside and manipulate their most developed sexual organ and it will pay off for both. (Her brain, you apes) ^^ much truth |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 4:00:50 PM EDT
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Poll fail. No option for I wish we had more forplay.
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