my wife and I just left waffle house...*Now with wife pic*

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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:49:51 AM EDT

I played Tom Jones " what's new pussy cat" 9 times in a row before I left. We stayed for the first song and laughed so hard!!

Wife pic for rules...

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....so after, since my daughter ate all her food i promised we would go to feeders amd play with dogs at the humane society which we do a few times a year. Found a golden retriever that was our pup all the way. 35 years old and never owned a dog since my first dog died. I didnt plan too, just wanted to play like usual. But this dog was an *us* dog.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:50:48 AM EDT

[#1]

:)

Epic trolling.

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:51:12 AM EDT

[#2]

which reminds me -

we need a thread dedicated to "the People of Waffle House".

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:51:17 AM EDT

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I played Tom Jones " what's new pussy cat" 9 times in a row before I left. We stayed for the first song and laughed so hard!!

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My brother used to play all the waffle house songs before he left.

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:51:46 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:51:55 AM EDT

[#5]

Awesome!

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:52:42 AM EDT

[#6]

Which one of you is the designated driver?

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:52:45 AM EDT

[#7]

You scamps...

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:54:02 AM EDT

[#8]

Edgy

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:54:55 AM EDT

[#9]

You actually paid to eat the food there? Interesting.

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:55:34 AM EDT

[#10]

This will be a poop thread shortly.

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Posted: 1/18/2015 11:57:02 AM EDT

[#11]

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I played Tom Jones " what's new pussy cat" 9 times in a row before I left. We stayed for the first song and laughed so hard!!

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it would be funnier if you threw in a "It's not unusual"

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:57:13 AM EDT

[#12]

Did you order the pancakes?

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:58:02 AM EDT

[#13]

I take it you two were out before bad mother fucker and friends got there?

Posted: 1/18/2015 11:58:05 AM EDT

[#14]

I've been told I've gone to a Waffle House four times.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:01:10 PM EDT

[#15]

John Mulaney talked about doing that in his standup but threw in its not unusual after about the tenth out of 20 play.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:01:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:02:10 PM EDT

[#17]

Waffles plus Tom Jones? Perfect Sunday morning.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:02:28 PM EDT

[#18]

As a cop, there are reasons I go to WH. They are always open, and I CAN WATCH THEM COOK MY FOOD. Spit in it and die....

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:02:32 PM EDT

[#19]

please mister, please, don't play B17.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:02:43 PM EDT

[#20]

After the 4th or 5th selection, you need to throw in a normal song and watch everyone's relief. Then continue with 10 more selections of what's up pussy cat.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:03:23 PM EDT

[#21]

The rules?

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:05:28 PM EDT

[#22]

What song next week?

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:05:40 PM EDT

[#23]

Love me some Waffle House! I think they've got better breakfast than any other chain restaurant. Of course, there are some Mom & Pop places I'd rather eat at, but those places aren't open at 3am either.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:05:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Did people leave?

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:06:33 PM EDT

[#25]

Love me some Wafffle House! covered Smothered and Scattered! I just wish I didn't live 4 hrs north of the closest one:(

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:06:49 PM EDT

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After the 4th or 5th selection, you need to throw in a normal song and watch everyone's relief. Then continue with 10 more selections of what's up pussy cat.

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Calm down, Satan.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:10:37 PM EDT

[#27]

I can't recall the last time I was in a WH.....sober.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:13:20 PM EDT

[#28]

I want my 30 seconds it took me to find, read and respond to this thread back

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:18:19 PM EDT

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Love me some Wafffle House! covered Smothered and Scattered! I just wish I didn't live 4 hrs north of the closest one:(

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There are at least five of them within a <5 mile radius of my house.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:19:17 PM EDT

[#30]

No one in this thread has gotten half the tail Tom Jones has. Watch a master at work:

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:19:58 PM EDT

[#31]

My family and I went out to Pizza Hut and brought along a friend of mine whose family could not afford to eat from PH. While we were there, my friend played "Layla" on the jukebox and our waitress made the comment that the song is horrible. My friend then borrowed a $5 from my dad and put in that song 20+ times.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:22:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:22:35 PM EDT

[#33]

You're an evil, evil man.

Good job.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:24:13 PM EDT

[#34]

We have rules here ya know.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:27:44 PM EDT

[#35]

When it started playing the third time, I unplugged it.

Posted: 1/18/2015 12:42:01 PM EDT

[#36]

I'm a dyed in the wool Arfcom food snob and I have this to say. A Waffle House omelet is good eating. I can't vouch for the rest of the menu.

Posted: 1/18/2015 1:30:44 PM EDT

[#37]

Great job OP!!!!
If you have not had a Pecan and bacon waffle from WH, you simply have not lived! Ask them to cook the bacon till still slightly chewy. Then have them put the batter, pecans, and bacon in the waffle iron and cook till done. Butter and syrup and fork, plus hot coffee, and you have arrived

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:03:20 PM EDT

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it would be funnier if you threw in a "It's not unusual"

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I played Tom Jones " what's new pussy cat" 9 times in a row before I left. We stayed for the first song and laughed so hard!!

it would be funnier if you threw in a "It's not unusual"

Yah! As soon as we were leaving I remembered that bit and started laughing! My wife wouldnt let me play anymore than 2.50 worth

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:05:09 PM EDT

[#39]

OP you asshole, I am on a pad.

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:12:45 PM EDT

[#40]

Why would you do that/ Ugh

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:15:17 PM EDT

[#41]

Gravity seems to be funky there in KY OP

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:16:11 PM EDT

[#42]

Cool. Have you figured out what college you will go to when you are done with high school?

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:16:24 PM EDT

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OP you asshole, I am on a pad.

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That time of the month?

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:20:08 PM EDT

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Hah, the first time I heard that comedian's skit about playing tom jones over and over made me laugh really hard. Absolutely great set up.

ETA: Anyone know his name?

Posted: 1/18/2015 2:23:25 PM EDT

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Hah, the first time I heard that comedian's skit about playing tom jones over and over made me laugh really hard. Absolutely great set up.

ETA: Anyone know his name?

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Tom malaney?