User Panel
Posted: 1/18/2015 1:22:52 AM EDT
Today, just days before Shot Show 2015 the ATF has once again decided to implement game changing and sweeping rulings. In response to thousands of requests at the ATF Technology Branch they have released this statement:
The ATF likes to change their mind. So today we have done it again and this time we mean it. Many have asked whether pulling the trigger on a firearm more than once in sequential order is illegal. It in fact is. Using Merriam’s Dictionary we look at the word “Design”. By pulling the trigger more than once in sequential order with a split time of less than 2 seconds, you in fact have “re-designed” the weapon and it would be considered “Fully Automatic” or a “Machine Gun” by definition which would result in an obvious NFA Law Violation. The fact that your finger itself is a “mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. View Quote We so fuckt. |
|
|
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?
|
|
|
Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses.
Someone stop the earth, I want off. |
|
What's that you say?
The distinct odoriferous emanations of satirical discourse you say? |
|
|
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. View Quote View Quote I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. |
|
When we all end up in FEMA death camps while we're awaiting our entry into the Gas Chambers I just want to call top bunk during our stay.
|
|
Quoted:
lol I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. |
|
|
View Quote What's sad is that the word "satire" has to be emphasized in brackets - haha wow... |
|
Quoted:
lol I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Uh oh. You're poaching on the farm lands of planet Timeout! |
|
|
Excise Tax Evasion.
That's some arch criminal stuff. We'll need at least a whole new division of Homeland Security. And a cable show to showcase these terrorists. |
|
unfortunately, the ATF could really come up with that shit and implement a rule like that.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Quoted:
You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended He might not have enough to qualify as a "lever", and maybe he's "jerking" the trigger. |
|
OP made me pop a P-Mag...needs some ban hammer, or a spanking from Aimless.
|
|
The ATF likes to change their mind. So today we have done it again and this time we mean it. View Quote For anybody who was unclear, the first two lines of the "letter" are what is called a "clue". |
|
Quoted:
lol I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Zing! |
|
..-. --- .-. ... --- -- . .-. . .- ... --- -. ... .... .. - .-.. .. -.- . - .... .. ... -.. --- . ... -. - -... --- - .... . .-. -- . .- - .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.- .. -.-. .- -. - . -..- .- -.-. - .-.. -.-- . -..- .--. .-.. .- .. -. .-- .... -.-- -... ..- - .. - .--- ..- ... - -.. --- . ... -. - .-.-.- |
|
If you hip fire a rifle you "redesign" it into a pistol since it is no longer being fired from the shoulder.
Therefore it can have a stock on it and a short barrel and not be classified as an SBR as long as it isn't fired from the shoulder. |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. This thread went form derp to ghost gun in about 87 seconds! |
|
|
Such brilliant writing. Sad to have been totally wasted in such an utterly USELESS Post.
|
|
|
Quoted:
You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Quoted:
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again? I was typing with my dick again.....sorry. |
|
|
Quoted: Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses. Someone stop the earth, I want off. View Quote When it the ATF you never can tell, after all a shoesting is not a machine gun
|
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.