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Went on a second date tonight with this chick. We were going to see a movie, and ended up hanging out and talking at the restaurant we were at, everything is going great..... She wanted to do a shot and I was driving so I passed on it, but got her one cause why not.  She wanted to go out dancing (is this the 1930's?) and I told her I didn't want to drive so far to find it (we live pretty far away from such social entertainment) and ended up stopping at another bar to end the night.  She is starting to get drunk, and contrary to popular belief, I had a beer at each place to be a responsible Wisconsin driver. And this is where it goes down hill...


She looks me in the eye and says, "you are waiting for somebody else, you can caress me all you want, but I am not the one you want."  

At this point, I didn't know what to say, it caught me off guard. I play it off, and say we are on our second date and I don't know what is going to become of this.... So then she asks me to play pool. I am game.... We get one shot in and she doesn't know what the fuck is going on. She starts going on about how country guys are all the same and that she hates her last boyfriend.  She is pretty drunk. That shot must of caught up with her and I am to a point where I am trying to take her home but she doesn't want to go. She is telling me she loves me and because I want to take her home I don't care about her. After a little coercing I get her off the stool and have to help her out of the bar. Holy fuck, how did she get so drunk?  She had 3 drinks and a shot and is completely fucking gone.  

So, it is a bunch of more rambling about how she loves her family and that I do too (my own family), and that I got along with her brother (I met him on the first date actually) and that I remind her of him, and how she has to take care of her mom and is worried that one day she is going to come home and she is going to be gone... It is just a huge shit storm of WTF.  On top of it she smokes.. I don't really care all that much, but I don't. She tried getting me to let her smoke in my truck throughout the 15 minute ride back to her place. I had her purse and basically said, no matter what you say it isn't going to happen. She goes on about trying to find someone for the last ten years to start a family with, and have kids. Basically wanting this to be me right then and there. And going on about nothing in her life is going right, but it was... I know this is all over the place, but I am going off of what I remember.

So we get back to her place and it takes about 10 minutes to get her out of my truck... She can barely walk obviously and I have to help her all the way to her bed.... She wants me to stay. Now, at the beginning of the night I was all up for it, but the situation obviously wasn't conducive. She is begging me and after I help her into bed all the way I curl up next to her and tell her I am leaving the moment she falls asleep. She again is telling me she loves me and doesn't understand why I don't want to say it back.  She can't even hold her eyes open.

She passes out within 2 minutes, I get up, and leave.


So, when should I go on date 3?
Now, on first assumption, you would think she just wanted to get laid, but this isn't the case.

ETA: I see the Intacto thread got nuked?

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

You passed on drunk pussy?



LOL.. yeah, she doesn't sound like a keeper.

She would of been asleep before I got her pants off.

There wouldn't be a third date if it was me. I'll pass on crazy. Good luck.

Double tap, my laptop's acting stupid.

Doesn't matter.

She'll probably be dead in a pool of her own vomit by morning anyway.

Seems like meds and alcohol don't mix...

Alcohol+meds.

alcohol can do strange things to women, some have a very fine line between mildly tipsy and WTF blotto.

also you mention she hasn't been happy for years, could be she's on some type of anti-depressant. If so anti-depressants and alcohol don't usually mix well and could have something to do with her sudden change in behavior.

No kidding. I can't even describe it all properly. I was basically in disbelief at all the stuff coming out of her mouth....At the same time, when she is sober, it was quite a good time.

No....

Probably...
1) She had a few drinks before you picked her up
-and/or-
b) She's on some meds/drugs

Skip the third date.  Go ahead and marry her.  She sounds like a keeper.

Yep, it's definitely either 1 or b.

Knock her up so you can toss hormones into the mix too.

They can't say no when they are asleep.

I'd run back and impregnate her before she sobers up.

Although I am enjoying your opinion in this thread, I sure fucking hope not.

Do it

Just remember who the last person to be seen with her was....

Exactly. She probably roufied herself before we left. I am going to have the man at my door tomorrow.

He's gonna feel guilty.

 

what age we talking about here?  I'm guessing early 20's?


I don't miss dating.

I miss having a gf and the perks that go with it, but all that other shit?  nope

For some reason, I don't think we're helping.

Pack your shit, and GTFO of town. Change your name, change your cell number. Change everything.

Run screaming into the night, and never look back.

That one is Medicated for a reason. What you observed is how nature says "Do not touch".

Congrats on the new stalker, and Dibs on your .22LR ammo.

no wai, not us!!!11!1!1!

28.

It is very unfortunate that I felt good about it all at the beginning. Nice, family oriented, good looking. Has a drive in life.......Fucking crazy.

Psst ......They are all crazy

run forest, run.

I am going to bed.


I will update and see what she says if she texts me tomorrow morning.

 

 

"He was blind the whole time!"

Daddy didn't raise no quitter

You can rescue her.

close enough.. lots of the women friends in my circle of activities fall into that age range.. nice to look at, but don't know that I could be around 'em full time.

This is wife materal, every mans dream girl right here, don't fuck it up.

Like a MiG-29.

I'd give her a pass for being drunk.

More than just alcohol involved there guaranteed.

Go for date 3.  Just stick to public places so she can't stab you.

And we're all waiting for pics.

A drunk woman says what a sober woman thinks.

You opened the door into her psyche and dove head first into the deep end of her crazy.

Ditto...I wanted to type something similar.

I'd love to have a woman in my life, but I honestly just don't need the added drama, and I really don't want to go through the whole dating process to find one.

Stay away from that one!  Need more eject gif.