Honorable Arfcommers, as always, my work had given each of us a ham for Xmas. Et most of it up, but still have some stashed in the freezer, along with the ham bone and a big chunk of ham fat. Bones, as you know, make killer bases to build off of for soup/stew, and a glob of fat can add muchly to the flavor of a dish.
At the same time, I also have some bags of Goya dried beans around, as well as a bag of lentils and a box of quinoa, leftovers from some beans-and-rice survival food experiments.
Being the smart feller that I am, the thot blitzkrieged in on me that “You know, I should take
all that crap I need to get rid of, throw it all into a pot together, and cook it
ALL up at onct!” Brilliant, no?!?
SO, here’s what I got. Good bit of ham, ham bone, and ham fat. Partial bags of black beans, red kidney beans, central American red beans, lentils, and quinoa. First thot is to toss ALL the beans into a big pot of water, soak for 24 hours, pour off soak water, put in new water, toss in ham bone, HUGE-ass diced onion, cook until done. Then, add lentils, quinoa, diced ham, ham fat, maybe a pound of cooked bacon (b/c bacon makes EVERYTHING better!), and maybe some cream o’ tater soup or some such to thicken the stew. Simmer until quinoa and lentils are done, serve over rice, and post dinner pix on Arf!
What sayeth the hivemind? A recipe for awesomesauce?
Or for a three-day bellyache?