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Posted: 1/16/2015 6:40:53 AM EDT


When two guys wearing dark hoodies,
and sagging pants, arrive.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates
and said,"Wait here - I'll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers
and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have
to tell you that you can't be judgmental here.

This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers.
Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks
around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says
" Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 6:42:25 AM EDT
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I see a lock in the future.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 6:42:38 AM EDT
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 Tha's ray-cyst.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 6:46:40 AM EDT
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It's not racist at all unless you are racist and make racist assumptions.
It is funny. Snoop Dog is laughing.
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Really?   Over active imagination?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 7:21:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2015 7:27:20 AM EDT
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Race was no where mentioned in the joke.
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Projection, you's doin it.
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With that much White Guilt you must certainly be late for a protest somewhere.


Link Posted: 1/16/2015 7:28:30 AM EDT
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Okay, I laughed at that one.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 7:28:55 AM EDT
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Doesnt sound like OP is racist, it appears the accuser is.
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It's hard to be gangsta with a fake chandelier just above you



 
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typical



 
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They stole that too.
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werd.  
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Okay, I laughed at that one.
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To those of you thinking this is racist get your panties out of a wad.
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        double tap

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shit!!







 
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 9:47:30 AM EDT
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"Hands up!" "Don't shoot!"
"Pants up!"  "Don't loot!"

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That will be the post of the day.
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That is correct.  Racism is viewing everything from a framework of race.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:50:37 AM EDT
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what if St. Peter is black as well ?
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Lulz
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The name is St. Peter, not St. P-Dog.
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Two signs at the pearly gates...one says" hen-pecked husbands" and the other says "non-hen-pecked" husbands. There are thousands of men lined up at hen-pecked sign and only one man at the non-hen-pecked sign. St Peter asked the one guy "why are you standing in  this line?" The guy answers "My wife told me to stand here."
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It was only implied.
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A priest dies and goes to the pearly gates. God asked "What was the hardest part of being a priest." The priest said the hardest part was being celibate. God said "NO, I said celibrate!"
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I can't win in this thread!

I admire Sheriff Judd. I saw him speak at a deputy's funeral. Very passionate guy.
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I admire Sheriff Judd. I saw him speak at a deputy's funeral. Very passionate guy.




 
No worries.  I was shamelessly pimping my thread.  Grady is worthy of two quotes.
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Projection much?

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Thank you, I just shot coffee out my nose.
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Projection much?

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Projection much?





There is still room

Like stuff in GD doesn't go off the rails all the time...
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http://bottomlessart.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bandwagon_553.jpg

There is still room

Like stuff in GD doesn't go off the rails all the time...
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Projection much?



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There is still room

Like stuff in GD doesn't go off the rails all the time...




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