Did humans evolve from monkeys?

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Posted: 1/15/2015 10:56:01 PM EDT

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No.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:56:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/15/2015 10:57:50 PM EDT

[#3]

No, but some folks act like monkeys.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:58:08 PM EDT

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this.

common ancester though.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:58:08 PM EDT

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No.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:58:09 PM EDT

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You can try; but you won't make a more potentially epic thread than the female ejaculate thread.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:58:11 PM EDT

[#7]

No, we still have monkeys.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:58:47 PM EDT

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I don't think so.

Otherwise why are we humans and monkeys are still monkeys?

Must have been something we both came from.

Posted: 1/15/2015 10:59:05 PM EDT

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I didn't. My ancestor, Atsi'tsiaka:ion, came here from the Sky World. Not sure about the rest of you monkey boys.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:00:13 PM EDT

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Is there female monkey ejaculate?

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:00:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/15/2015 11:00:55 PM EDT

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No, we evolved from tadpoles. Want proof? Look at that tail(bone) when the fetus is still an embryo.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:01:31 PM EDT

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Be kind of awesome to have a tail. Then you could use your tail to hold your beer while scratching your head with one hand and adjusting the toaster settings with the other hand.

Not awesome enough to overcome my dislike of babnnanas......yeah I don't want to be a monkey

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:01:45 PM EDT

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You can try; but you won't make a more potentially epic thread than the female ejaculate thread.

Is there female monkey ejaculate?

Or ejaculate from a mummified female midget asian hooker?

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:02:36 PM EDT

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this.

common ancester though.

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common ancester though.

wiki says Prosimians which lead to prosimian tarsiers, simian monkeys, and apes.

and in.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:03:55 PM EDT

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If we came from monkeys, why the hell are monkeys still around lol.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:04:16 PM EDT

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NO...if so why do we still have apes.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:04:17 PM EDT

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I'm going to bed, I can learn from my mistakes

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:04:41 PM EDT

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We still have mini 14s.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:05:38 PM EDT

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common ancester though.

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common ancester though.

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Posted: 1/15/2015 11:05:46 PM EDT

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It would insult monkeys to say that some humans are an evolved version of them.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:06:35 PM EDT

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Apes are monkeys in the same way that monkeys are primates, humans are apes and I am a human – it's called a nested hierarchy. This means that all apes are monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes. Just as all humans are apes, but not all apes are human.

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AKA common ancestor.

Oh and in. This aughta be good.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:06:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/15/2015 11:07:08 PM EDT

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I am fond of flinging poo.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:07:21 PM EDT

[#25]

Not all of us did or claim to.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:07:28 PM EDT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCdBZHBs0y0

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:07:42 PM EDT

[#27]

We didn't evolve from monkeys, monkeys and us evolved from a common ancestor.

We still have apes for the same reason we still have fish, evolution is not a ladder.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:11:34 PM EDT

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Depends on who you ask, from a scientific standpoint.
What is apparent is that humans did evolve from small primates with tails. This is not debated. This is a fact. If you deny this you fail 10 grade science.
What is debated is if we should consider these primates monkeys or not, as technically, they are not the same, or even that closely related to as any species of monkey that has existed during recorded history. However, if these primates existed tucked away on some island somewhere in the 1800's, a naturalist would probably have classified them as monkeys, and our current definition of monkey would be different.
Taxonomy is ALWAYS a bitch fest. That's why its such fun.

Ever read moby dick? There is an entire chapter in there arguing that whales are fish (this is before evolution BTW). Taxonomoy....FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:12:09 PM EDT

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Yesterday I saw a little monkey riding down the street on the back of a beautiful jet black Labrador Retreiver. The monkey was dressed like a Turkish sultan in the finest silks, with a jeweled scimitar and a brilliant red fez. In one paw he had a Cuban cigar, which he puffed with a casual disdain. The Labrador was wearing a handtooled Spanish riding saddle, with extensive silver accoutrements. He seemed both resigned to his lot in life and smugly superior.

They made a delightful duo. I tipped my hat and said, "Good morning fellas." The monkey just nodded.

How the fuck do you evolutionists explain that?

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:13:55 PM EDT

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Southpark Evolution

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:13:57 PM EDT

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Looks like Firefox has encountered a problem with Windows.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:14:56 PM EDT

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The better question is did all men evolve equal?

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:15:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/15/2015 11:16:10 PM EDT

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Both evolved concurrently on different branches growing in slightly different directions.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:16:57 PM EDT

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If Italian Americans' ansestors came from Italy, why are there still Italians living in Italy?

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:19:06 PM EDT

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evolutionists came from primeval ooze or slime, me I was uniquely created by a loving God

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:19:21 PM EDT

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Protect them from.......and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:19:53 PM EDT

[#38]

Nope. We were transplate here by what we would currently refer to as aliens and what the early world referred to as gods.

No question about it in my humble opinion.

Think about it, look at the facts ( Ancient text )

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:20:31 PM EDT

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Still makes me laugh every time.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:20:41 PM EDT

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Time for a new Scopes trial.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:20:46 PM EDT

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Sorry, but I'm pretty sure your dad fucked your mom and didn't pull out.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:21:15 PM EDT

[#42]

NO.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:21:24 PM EDT

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You can try; but you won't make a more potentially epic thread than the female ejaculate thread.

Is there female monkey ejaculate?

Lots of threads promise a monkey.

There's never a monkey.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:22:57 PM EDT

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we are apes ......

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:24:14 PM EDT

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we are apes ......

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NO...if so why do we still have apes.

we are apes ......

We are retards, like the OP.

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:24:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/15/2015 11:24:49 PM EDT

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Nope.

Didn't evolve from trolls either.

Saint Peter

Posted: 1/15/2015 11:28:55 PM EDT

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Sirs, perhaps there are those among you who believe you are descended from a ape. I suppose there may even be those among you who believe that I am descended from a ape. But I challenge the man to step forward who believes that General Robert E. Lee is descended from a ape.