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Posted: 1/15/2015 5:54:33 AM EDT
i see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue.
Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing. |
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No, I brought you supper. Although if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
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Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8omJvCrwRdY[/youtube
Not from the movie. Sorry :( Not really |
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Save belly button lint in a jar. Have woman knit penis sweater from it. Win-win.
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Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle. |
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Shepard, I thought the Good Book was pretty specific about not killing?
It is, but it doesn't say anything about kneecaps. |
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some gernades, don't ya think.
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In 2 weeks, I'm going to see 'Serenity' on the big screen in Richardson, at a theater that serves beer: Serenity Quote-Along
I also invited a pretty girl from work to go with me (I talked her into watching the series, and she's still watching it). That would be nice, but not necessary. I'll enjoy the film anyway. |
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If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we are very, VERY lucky.....they'll do it in that order.
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But how do you KNOW it's a trap Capn?
Did you see us fighting? No. TRAP! |
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Man wears a hat like that, you know he ain't afraid of nothin'.
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Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.
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If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
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... its a over rated show that didn't even see one full season.. Fox did the right thing.. View Quote Well, my time of not taking you seriously has certainly come to a middle. |
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Looking at my belly button and my head starts to rise? Wtf op?
Quit romanticizing about your beat-off sessions. |
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Do you want to go, little man?
Only if it's someplace with candlelight! |
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Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next.
Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot and we don't all die from it. |
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