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Posted: 1/13/2015 1:54:00 AM EDT
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Lol. That read like a deep thought by Jack Handey.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:01:01 AM EDT
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Lol. That read like a deep thought by Jack Handey. Ha yes it did. I actually read it in his voice before I saw your post 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:01:16 AM EDT
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Remove the fun one before calling the law.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:01:48 AM EDT
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Ya know, I somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. I just think that having something like that on my gun is immature and stupid. I'd rather be caught with a bunch of tapco stuff on my gun. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:02:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:03:46 AM EDT
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Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case...
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:23:08 AM EDT
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My biggest problem with the show is that anybody serious about prepping wouldn't be putting it on TV.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:26:06 AM EDT
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My biggest problem with the show is that anybody serious about prepping wouldn't be putting it on TV. Wrong thread |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:26:30 AM EDT
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Maybe you could just have "exhibit A" put on the cover.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:34:18 AM EDT
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The "Surprise Cockfags!" one is the only one I ever considered seriously. That movie cracked me up. If your so uptight that this would bother you, I wouldn't want to go shooting with you anyways.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:44:22 AM EDT
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Ya know, I somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. Get whatever you fancy. Something bad happens, use this and in two seconds Bob's your Uncle. 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:47:39 AM EDT
[#12]
Lol I'll pass
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:49:58 AM EDT
[#13]
... yeah, I've always considered them to be juvenile
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:54:14 AM EDT
[#14]
Never interested me, but zero fucks given - if I'm on a jury and someone used their firearm lawfully, I will process it as such and not by any dust cover.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 2:57:15 AM EDT
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I like em and the anxiety about legal issues is plain silly.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 3:00:08 AM EDT
[#16]
I like your avatar OP.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 3:02:43 AM EDT
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Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case... All kinds of things exert subtle influence in every day life, for better or for worse. To the general public, "Surprise!", "Smile - Watch For Flash", Punisher skull logos, and the like do not make the statement that the bearer is a mature, responsible adult. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 3:03:51 AM EDT
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Never interested me, but zero fucks given - if I'm on a jury and someone used their firearm lawfully, I will process it as such and not by any dust cover. You will. I will. Will Aunt Ethel? |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 3:24:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Ya know, I am somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. My rail/upper says "Ayatollah of Cola" on it, one side in English the other in Dari. I am banking on getting off on the insanity defense.  |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 3:42:10 AM EDT
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Yay, another thread about what not to have on your gun if you ever have to defend yourself with it.
When has there ever been a case where it mattered? |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 3:47:12 AM EDT
[#21]
In before Massad Ayoob.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:27:44 AM EDT
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The "Exhibit A" reminded me of this one. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:40:14 AM EDT
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Ya know, I am somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. So what else do you spend your evenings wringing your hands over? 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:40:50 AM EDT
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:42:42 AM EDT
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea. Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:45:04 AM EDT
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It's true that a prosecutor will use that against you, but he will also use every accessory you put on that gun, every post you've made on AR15.com and any other gun site, any gun magazines you subscribe to, and anything else possibly gun-related to show you to be a paranoid gun-loving bloodthirsty killer. Not much you can do at that point. Just make sure it's a good shoot in the first place and you'll be ok. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:46:39 AM EDT
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I want one that says "But I poop from there"
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:48:53 AM EDT
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Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea. Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. ditto on my 300BLK pistol. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:50:32 AM EDT
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Lol I'll pass |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:51:17 AM EDT
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Ya know, I am somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. I went through that exact same thought process. Same example, lol! 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:53:03 AM EDT
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I want one that says "But I poop from there" And the outside should say "Not right now you don't" |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:53:16 AM EDT
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My dc has the latin phrase: Si vis pacem, para bellum
Guess I'm boned. 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:53:57 AM EDT
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One of the instructors at the CCW course advised against using any of that "Zombie Killer" ammo for pretty much the same reason. Get a DA to present it at trial as proof of an unbalanced gun lover itching to shoot zomeone. (<-- intentional typo)
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:55:37 AM EDT
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea. Yep, for those of us with multiple calibers in the standard Ar platform this helps to not screw up. It's not so much for me as I also color code the furniture (fde is 5.56, black is 300blk, 762x25 tok is foliage green ect) but it's for the wife or somebody else like a dumb ass bil. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 10:57:42 AM EDT
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Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case... they guy always realizes how farked he is and pleads guilty. Besides, how would YOU know about local trials in, say, south Carolina? hint: you wouldn't. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:04:19 AM EDT
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Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea. Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. where might one acquire one of these? |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:08:13 AM EDT
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Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case... about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory. who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough for that magic 51%. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:08:25 AM EDT
[#38]
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Ya know, I am somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. What's funny about that shit is that it is just laser engraved. I have a laser engraver here at work and to engrave that kind of thing of a dust cover takes me *LITERALLY* ten seconds. What does a unlasered dust cover cost? $2? Put some cheesy laser etching on it, it's a $25 dust cover now!!! |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:10:23 AM EDT
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I have the Don't Tread on Me dust cover.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:10:48 AM EDT
[#40]
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Never interested me, but zero fucks given - if I'm on a jury and someone used their firearm lawfully, I will process it as such and not by any dust cover. same here, but how often is a jury filled with people of normal intelligence. it would be a hell of a show if 8 of your jury were gay wouldn't?
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:12:12 AM EDT
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:16:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:16:49 AM EDT
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My rail/upper says "Ayatollah of Cola" on it, one side in English the other in Dari. I am banking on getting off on the insanity defense. http://i.imgur.com/3VjUqad.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ya know, I am somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. My rail/upper says "Ayatollah of Cola" on it, one side in English the other in Dari. I am banking on getting off on the insanity defense. http://i.imgur.com/3VjUqad.jpg Between that and a CW video, i'm pretty sure you have a solid plan. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:18:04 AM EDT
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I want one that says "EXIT ONLY".
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:23:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory. who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough for that magic 51%. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case... about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory. who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough for that magic 51%. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact that he had not one but TWO flashlights on his person. One of them was a key chain light. They keep harping on the BIG black flashlight he was carrying that was all of 6" long. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact the gun did not have a safety. When they asked the air marshall friend if he would have shot sir skittels he said he would have shot him twice which was they then tried to use against Zimmerman because he only shot once. They tried to say that if sir skittles was a real threat George would have shot twice. 8nBAIT |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:25:48 AM EDT
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Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea. Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides. I used a label maker. 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:28:29 AM EDT
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Here's mine.
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:29:55 AM EDT
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And the outside should say "Not right now you don't" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I want one that says "But I poop from there" And the outside should say "Not right now you don't" 
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:48:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: Ya know, I am somewhat tempted. And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!" And so i just go with the $2 plain one. It would be interesting watching the prosecutor explaining to the jury the meaning of zombies though. |
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Posted: 1/13/2015 11:48:28 AM EDT
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They tried to make a big deal out of the fact that he had not one but TWO flashlights on his person. One of them was a key chain light. They keep harping on the BIG black flashlight he was carrying that was all of 6" long. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact the gun did not have a safety. When they asked the air marshall friend if he would have shot sir skittels he said he would have shot him twice which was they then tried to use against Zimmerman because he only shot once. They tried to say that if sir skittles was a real threat George would have shot twice. 8nBAIT Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case... about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory. who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough for that magic 51%. They keep harping on the BIG black flashlight he was carrying that was all of 6" long. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact the gun did not have a safety. When they asked the air marshall friend if he would have shot sir skittels he said he would have shot him twice which was they then tried to use against Zimmerman because he only shot once. They tried to say that if sir skittles was a real threat George would have shot twice. 8nBAIT when someone ends up in a trial it will be a shit show, i personally have no need to add bubble gum to the pile. |
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