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Posted: 11/27/2014 8:26:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:35:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Shaving accident?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:35:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Looks like he got the point.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:36:45 PM EDT
[#3]
The guy looks like he's got a lot on his mind right now.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:37:00 PM EDT
[#4]
knives go into soft things
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:38:00 PM EDT
[#5]
I always thought lobotomies were performed from the front.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Doctor, I got this stabbing headache.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:44 PM EDT
[#7]
The jolly green giant lost his pocket knife?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:47 PM EDT
[#8]
Bet he's got a sharp wit.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:40:06 PM EDT
[#9]
I hope hes still as sharp as he used to be.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:40:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Turkey carving accident?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:41:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Must be a Ginsu in the Dindu
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:41:42 PM EDT
[#12]
Ma baby dindu nuffin' !
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:42:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Is this a Turduckin?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:43:42 PM EDT
[#14]
That is no way to get ahead in life.
Its a shame he was not more Headstrong.


Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:44:06 PM EDT
[#15]
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy  
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:45:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Rule #1. Don't run your mouf.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:45:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Most realistic tattoo ever.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:45:44 PM EDT
[#18]
These jokes are getting a little off the top.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:46:22 PM EDT
[#19]


"But you said you'd carve the turkey!"


'I did'.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:47:01 PM EDT
[#20]
"Yo, give me some pain killers beaotch"!
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:47:35 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm not Shure. what he was thinking but occam might be involved
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:47:35 PM EDT
[#22]
Snitch pre stitch
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:49:45 PM EDT
[#23]
Holy shit. I've never really stabbed anything besides some hookers, but I'm guessing that takes a lot of force
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:50:13 PM EDT
[#24]
That dude just sits there with an annoyed expression on his face.   Badass.

Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:50:50 PM EDT
[#25]

Damn, that's crazy!  I wonder how deep it went into the bone.  It's very possible that anything it hit is fixable.

I want to know why he was stabbed.  Given the location, I wonder if he knew he was going to be stabbed and turned or if he was surprised by it.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:51:54 PM EDT
[#26]
He got the point.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:52:14 PM EDT
[#27]
did he
"disrespect" a member of a protected group of people?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:52:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:53:32 PM EDT
[#29]
The attempt to remove that fucked up looking ear would have been better attempted sober.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:54:39 PM EDT
[#30]
Weird place to carry your knife.  Accident waiting to happen.





Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:55:02 PM EDT
[#31]

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Damn, that's crazy!  I wonder how deep it went into the bone.  It's very possible that anything it hit is fixable.



I want to know why he was stabbed.  Given the location, I wonder if he knew he was going to be stabbed and turned or if he was surprised by it.
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I bet he wasn't using anything that was damaged.

 
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:55:05 PM EDT
[#32]
This is why we don't use swords, knives or other pointy objects for zombies kids.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:56:14 PM EDT
[#33]
Somebody done went all OJ on dat mofo.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:01:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Looks like he gave head to the wrong guy.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:13:14 PM EDT
[#35]
He gonna have a tough time with the TSA at the airport.  Knives are no longer allowed!
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:16:28 PM EDT
[#36]
Turkey fight back?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:19:37 PM EDT
[#37]

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That dude just sits there with an annoyed expression on his face.   Badass.



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He, and anyone he was with, were smart enough to leave it in.  That might have saved his life.

 
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:20:00 PM EDT
[#38]
Photoshop 101?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:21:23 PM EDT
[#39]
Screen name?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:22:43 PM EDT
[#40]
That's not what he was expecting when he was told "just the tip"
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:25:07 PM EDT
[#41]
Dibs on the knife.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:25:19 PM EDT
[#42]
The doctor is just waiting for the fava beans and a nice chianti before they pull it out.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:29:47 PM EDT
[#43]
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Turdsticken
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:40:54 PM EDT
[#44]
He needs some Obamacare
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:45:12 PM EDT
[#45]
Never leave a job half done
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:46:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Carving the Jive Turkey.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:51:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Obviously self inflicted.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:51:41 PM EDT
[#48]
Im not tryin to split hairs here , but all he wants is some piece of mind ,  his sense of humor is edgy
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:54:57 PM EDT
[#49]
I wonder when it finally sunk in
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:58:16 PM EDT
[#50]
I've got a giant knife in the head, almost hit my spinal cord and/or brain.  I think I'll take pics.
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