Things like:

Regarding looters and arsonists; "Lethal force is authorized"

Brown family;  "we take responsibility for our son's actions"

Al and Jessie: "We will cover all of the losses that we caused"

POTUS;  "I resign"

"What difference does it make"

Did they legalize pot in IL already?

"Excessive force by police in the capture of looters has been approved."  

Needs more Dillon mini gun.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

From a rioter: "Say, this rioting and whatnot doesn't seem to have much in the way of future prospects.  Perhaps I'll go look for a job."

A-10's and AC130 specters are on station for riot control..... we didn't get them in the Mog, don't guess we will get them in the Ferg.

That Mike Brown appeared to be on the road to a future with a great deal of increasingly violent crimes that would probably lead to the loss of innocent life.
Probably a good thing that the officer charged with protecting the public was able to remove him from our streets before this was allowed to happen.

BBC :" Shocking news in the US today as AG Eric Holder was arrested for hate crimes and inciting violence in Ferguson, he will be held without bond while his involvement in illegal gun running to mexican criminal organizations and obstructing investigations into the IRS targeting of political groups"

CNN " An MSNBC news crew was attacked by a group of teenagers today, who were upset about the grand jury ruling, all members of the crew suffered serious injuries and were robbed of even their shoes, Melissa Harris Perry was one of the victims of a brass knuckle attack by a teen claiming he was disrought over the ruling. MHP may never speak again as a result"

FOX " Thats right Megan....( panting) I am on the scene as this is happening....Al Sharptons motorcade has been attacked by rioters and looters....( gun fire in back ground running and panting) they are pulling his shoes off now and Al is ....running for his life......( giggle) "

ABC  " The rioting in ferguson ended tonight after local shop owners and citizens armed with privately owned fire arms defended their property and secured the safety of neighborhoods"

Al JAzeera  " Mass arrests were made in Ferguson tonight after wide spread looting and violence erupted. The new AG stated that ALL will be held accountable for their actions"

BBC  " In another shocking turn of events today as the new AG in the US has charged media and news outlets for inciting violence, obstructing justice and in some cases hate crimes...CNN and MSNBC were the top of the list"

NBC ( fergosun) " Officer Darren Wilson will be awarded a medal for his courage under fire and re instate at his post, further more this day forward will be a state wide holiday called Officer Wilson day, his integrity and un wavering character has set a new standard for LEOs every where"

Press tv ( Iranian) " True belivers turned over cars and burned the homes of taqfiri terrorist in the US village of ferguson MO in today, in response to the Sunni Terrorst Imam's accusation that men sodomizing other men is in fact homosexuality.  We are going now to our American Correspondent " Earth girl " in Berkley California

Jesse Jackson- " it is time we stoped acted like children, took responsibility for our actions. Anything less is a slap in the face to civil rights activists who paid heavy prices in the 60s, it is time we stopped letting poiliticians convince us we are victims"

Samuel L Jackson " man you motherfuckers need to grow up and act like mother fucking adults, pull your pants up mother fucker!"

OR something like that

three fiddy

amberlamce

burn dis bitch to da ground

assault rocket launchers

chemical weapons

Those are good. Reverse order though.

What ever happened to "Looters will be shot on sight"?

"hands up. i'm sorry!"

Was that the landing lights or bomb release

I have to work in the morning.

Boom, boom, boomboomboom, boom, boom...........

These are great!

Sadly it doesn't.

" All welfare and food stamps have been suspended, the proceeds will go towards rebuilding of the community once the tension has calmed down"
OR
"The purge has begun... any and all crime is now legal, including murder"