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Posted: 11/27/2014 12:44:08 PM EDT

35 minutes after wife gets up and now I know nothing about simmering giblets.

Looks like I may start drinking earlier than budgeted for.

Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe.

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:46:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/27/2014 12:47:41 PM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:48:15 PM EDT

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35 minutes after wife gets up and now I know nothing about simmering giblets.

Looks like I may start drinking earlier than budgeted for.

Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe.

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simmering giblets sounds more like a curse than a food. Go get some Chinese take out!!!

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:48:36 PM EDT

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lol took you 35 mins? my old lady bitched me right out of bed....

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:49:18 PM EDT

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I'm going straight to the black tar heroin. My mother 's been here for a week. At least the wife's 95 year old grandmother went home after a two week visit.

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:49:50 PM EDT

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35 minutes after wife gets up and now I know nothing about simmering giblets.

Looks like I may start drinking earlier than budgeted for.

Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe.

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Had one this morning myself. Fridge is out and the wife is freaking out. Causes me stress.

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:49:55 PM EDT

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I hear you loud and clear!!!
By the end of the day 90% will be absolute idiots with a house full of concealed anger and hatred...
Makes me miss my Totinos t-day dinners....

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:49:58 PM EDT

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35 minutes after wife gets up and now I know nothing about simmering giblets.

Looks like I may start drinking earlier than budgeted for.

Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe.

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I'm about to start drinking as well. It's going to be a long day.

Posted: 11/27/2014 12:50:39 PM EDT

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Thanks for the reminder.
<- (Adds law firm that handled my divorce to Christmas card List).....

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:11:00 PM EDT

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That's a "pro move". I like her style, got a jump on the work for the day.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:14:20 PM EDT

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I forgot to hit the ABC yesterday. FML.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:17:07 PM EDT

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There's always vanilla extract and mouthwash, friend.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:17:14 PM EDT

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I like the cut of your jiblets.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:18:25 PM EDT

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No homo?

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:20:27 PM EDT

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The moment I got out of bed this morning at 9am:

"Why the fuck are you up so early?"

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:21:09 PM EDT

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Luckily, I get along greatly with my in-laws which is where we're spending it. Everything should be fine unless I call my mother over.... come to think of it she is in town....

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:22:23 PM EDT

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Heh. Guess my morning is going better than some.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:23:22 PM EDT

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I left Mrs Walther22lr (looks like Grumpy Cat) in bed when I got up early.

Made cookies, 'tater salad (mashed 'taters to be made later) and two pies already.
Deviled eggs going to be made soon and the turkey will be shoved into the oven in about a half an hour!

Fellow (and lady) AR15.com members, have a great day!

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:23:38 PM EDT

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Sorry man. My lady woke me up this morning with sex. Then she drove to her mother's house two hours away for the weekend and left me to my own devices.

We're not married though.

Happy Thanksgiving all!

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:25:00 PM EDT

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no wife, no strife

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:25:11 PM EDT

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Sorry man. My lady woke me up this morning with sex. Then she drove to her mother's house two hours away for the weekend and left me to my own devices.

We're not married though.

Happy Thanksgiving all!

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So she availed herself of the "Thanksgiving Morning Wood," eh?

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:25:37 PM EDT

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Man you think you've got it bad, I was just attacked by my wife and 2 kids. One of the worst tickle fights yet!! But I triumphed in the end!!

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:25:52 PM EDT

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That's a "pro move". I like her style, got a jump on the work for the day.

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lol took you 35 mins? my old lady bitched me right out of bed....

That's a "pro move". I like her style, got a jump on the work for the day.

It did not work as she planed... I walked straight into the garage grabbed a beer and have been holed up ever since

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:26:52 PM EDT

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Stuff her right in the turkey

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:28:14 PM EDT

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I sure am glad I married my wife. The only shitty part of the deal were the inlaws. Lucky for me my wife disowned them 5 years ago and I have never had to deal with them since.

That and she is awesome and doesn't bitch at me unless I do something reeeeaaaaallllyyyy dumb

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:28:52 PM EDT

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I'm working today. But I just swung by the house far a quickie. And I am thankful

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:29:31 PM EDT

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Screw the giblets, have a bourbon!!!

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:29:42 PM EDT

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I feel like mine is baiting me right now to get pissed. She knows that this is my favorite holiday and we are supposed to be down to my familys in 30 min but she is still in the shower. I'm just gonna say fuck it..... and be cool

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:29:55 PM EDT

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I am more inclined to just cook the thanksgiving feast for the family after thanksgiving.
At thanksgiving purchase a half dozen pies of various types, if someone wants something else pie wise they bring it. But just pizza and beer with snacks all day long.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:30:49 PM EDT

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Good name for a rock band. I'm thinking country punk.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:31:38 PM EDT

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Stuff her right in the turkey

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Winner.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:32:03 PM EDT

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You were both late for the morning hummer.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:32:50 PM EDT

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I saw Simmering Giblets open for Megadeth at the Palace in 1990.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:33:35 PM EDT

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Ain't marriage swell?

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:33:49 PM EDT

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'tis the season

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:34:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/27/2014 1:37:52 PM EDT

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Pops is dealing with it in the kitchen. I just brought him coffee with lots of Baileys in it to shore up my status as "favorite son"

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:40:34 PM EDT

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same here.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:43:29 PM EDT

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same here.

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lol took you 35 mins? my old lady bitched me right out of bed....

same here.

I slept till 9:30 today.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:43:43 PM EDT

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Hurry and get some female relatives over there so she can start fighting with them.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:43:55 PM EDT

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Had a shot of vodka only. I have to deep fry the turkey and would really, really rather not set the back yard on fire while doing it.

I have already set up the gas and burner, and am fixin to get all the other stuff laid out and ready...get the injector out of hiding...get the turkey out of the brine.

Usually I do all the cooking, but it's all about her this year.

I've only got six beers until the Lagavulin makes its entrance.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:44:48 PM EDT

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I've already sliced my finger open with a potato peeler. Aren't those things supposed to be safe?

I've relegated myself to Official Taste Tester. The mantra is "MOAR SALT!"

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:45:49 PM EDT

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I skipped dinner at her fathers last night cause of the chills fever etc. back in bed now.

The steam from her face has raised the humidity in the house.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:47:13 PM EDT

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I moved the time up 1 hr and told them I was going hunting at 3:00. I figure I can maintain for 1.5 hrs.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:47:21 PM EDT

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35 minutes after wife gets up and now I know nothing about simmering giblets.

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Looks like I may start drinking earlier than budgeted for.

Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe.

Right there with ya, bubba.

Cracking open a fresh Lexington Bourbon for this.

Posted: 11/27/2014 1:49:33 PM EDT

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I skipped dinner at her fathers last night cause of the chills fever etc. back in bed now.

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Well at least she's acting as sort of a "vaporizer" for you.

Posted: 11/27/2014 2:07:55 PM EDT

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HA! I just messed with her simmering giblets! After I had not done the giblets to her satisfaction I laid down my kitchen towel and told her to have at it.

She put all her stuff in it like she thought it should be, and then walked away without turning the burner on. There goes almost two hours...

I've got my injectable boiled and strained now. i'm heading for the garage to mess with the turkey a while.