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Posted: 11/26/2014 11:33:35 AM EDT
to pick up on hot hipster chicks?

saw a few really good looking moonbat girls on the tv.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:34:14 AM EDT
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Nomex coverall.  Chicks dig firemen.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:34:17 AM EDT
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Horn rimmed glasses, scraggly beard, skinny jeans.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:36:19 AM EDT
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An iPhone.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:40:35 AM EDT
[#4]
Depends
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:42:29 AM EDT
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Add Starbuck cup, discuss social injustice, and advocate fornicating for peace.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:44:46 AM EDT
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Poll fail.  No fedoras.  
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:45:23 AM EDT
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that's a given with my little pony shirt
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 11:47:20 AM EDT
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Hoodie Footie Pajamas
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:40:07 PM EDT
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I'm a big fan of the soccer hooligan look
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:44:19 PM EDT
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KKK hood and robes for the lulz.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:50:29 PM EDT
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Pink PJs, hot coco and discuss how wonderful Obamacare is?

I donno.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:50:56 PM EDT
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This. Timeless really.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:58:14 PM EDT
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Police uniform.  

Sure, you risk getting pummeled by the crowd, and when you find your beloved, she may fight you, but anything worthwhile in this world takes effort.  
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:58:18 PM EDT
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that would be the correct attire, and you can ask if they want to talk about social problems over skittle and arizona iced tea
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 1:29:56 PM EDT
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Furry suit since it's pretty cold there.
Talk some cold hottie into warming up inside the suit with you,
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 1:33:54 PM EDT
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The full Mad Max style mohawk, football pads and assorted S&M leather gear.

It lets the police know you are psychotically angry and if the situation calls for it to get fucked.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 1:37:53 PM EDT
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Whatever one ever wore to a JOB!

Guess that will get you on the wrong track with the subsidized babies....
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 3:50:45 PM EDT
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