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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:46:21 PM EDT
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Good rant. But for the sake of equality, Maxim is just as retarded.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:48:10 PM EDT
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Good rant. But for the sake of equality, Maxim is just as retarded. Quoted for truth. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:48:21 PM EDT
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Good rant. But for the sake of equality, Maxim is just as retarded. All women rags. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:50:23 PM EDT
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Good rant. But for the sake of equality, Maxim is just as retarded. I haven't "read" Maxim since I was 14. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:53:32 PM EDT
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I broke the secret code long ago,
"Get a sexy _____ in X days!" "X number of crazy new ideas to try in bed" "Do ____ to get his attention" "what X celebrity is up to" Same. shit. every. magazine. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:54:49 PM EDT
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Try gin and tonic with a twist next time.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:56:38 PM EDT
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All I know is Emily Ratajkowski is on the cover this month. YUM!
All that crap does is feed the beast anyway. If Womens minds weren't all fucked up over that shit, they wouldn't read the magazine. Cosmopolitan has been around since dirt for a reason. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 9:58:19 PM EDT
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne?
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:03:01 PM EDT
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne? you don't read on the shitter??? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:07:14 PM EDT
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Dennis Leary's lamer brother? Nice to meet you!
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:08:50 PM EDT
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne? Its free quite time, why wouldn't I want to read a news article or maybe chapter in a book? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:09:53 PM EDT
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Weak
0.73/10.0 |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:11:06 PM EDT
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne? I have 2 kids under 4. I get 15 mins a day to myself. It happens to be when yesterday's dinner is froyo'ing out of me. It was either getting my doctorate in the ingredients in neosporan or this. I thought I made the right call. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:12:39 PM EDT
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What's the problem? I always thought "Twelve Disgusting Perversions that Your Boyfriend Secretly Wants to Try" was a great article, all 450 times its been published.
BTW ladies its: a threesome, anal, a threesome with anal, your sister, anal with your sister, an anal threesome with your sister, and some other stuff I forgot. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:13:32 PM EDT
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Why the fuck are you reading women's' magazines?
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:15:27 PM EDT
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne? Sooo... what, you're saying you're loose enough that it just falls right out and you leave? 
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:15:28 PM EDT
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I broke the secret code long ago, "Get a sexy _____ in X days!" "X number of crazy new ideas to try in bed" "Do ____ to get his attention" "what X celebrity is up to" Same. shit. every. magazine. Have you ever watched an LEO bashing thread? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:18:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What's the problem? I always thought "Twelve Disgusting Perversions that Your Boyfriend Secretly Wants to Try" was a great article, all 450 times its been published. BTW ladies its: a threesome, anal, a threesome with anal, your hot sister, anal with your hot sister, an anal threesome with your hot sister, and some other stuff I forgot. FIFY. Can't forget that very important qualifier. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:18:56 PM EDT
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I have 2 kids under 4. I get 15 mins a day to myself. It happens to be when yesterday's dinner is froyo'ing out of me. It was either getting my doctorate in the ingredients in neosporan or this. I thought I made the right call. This shit right here, cracked me the fuck up. So much gold in there... |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:20:42 PM EDT
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I browse it occasionally
It is like insider trading 
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:24:28 PM EDT
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Grilled cheese, beer, and sex are three things.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:25:59 PM EDT
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Dennis Leary's lamer brother? Nice to meet you! The voice I hear in my head sounds like Lewis Black's autistic nephew. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:26:43 PM EDT
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Grilled cheese, beer, and sex are three things. Not the way I do it. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:29:11 PM EDT
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Grilled cheese, beer, and sex are three things. Murica! |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:32:14 PM EDT
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Not the way I do it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Grilled cheese, beer, and sex are three things. Not the way I do it. Well...son, you're going to get a second degree burn that way. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:36:44 PM EDT
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If your woman reads Cosmo, you will be divorced within five years.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:40:16 PM EDT
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If your woman reads Cosmo, you will be divorced within five years. You speaking from experience or did the amount of steps you hear upstairs drop by half? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:42:28 PM EDT
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Sooo... what, you're saying you're loose enough that it just falls right out and you leave? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne? Sooo... what, you're saying you're loose enough that it just falls right out and you leave? No, what I'm saying is I've got a diet that keeps me on the shitter for less than 4 minutes at a time. Feel bad for those of you who have to work for it, though. Though OPs situation gets a pass 
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:43:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You speaking from experience or did the amount of steps you hear upstairs drop by half? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If your woman reads Cosmo, you will be divorced within five years. You speaking from experience or did the amount of steps you hear upstairs drop by half? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:54:42 PM EDT
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Experience of all my friends. Took me a while to find a woman who never read it, still getting my winky wet after 18 months of marriage. Plus all the samiches I want, in addition to my fav foods. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If your woman reads Cosmo, you will be divorced within five years. You speaking from experience or did the amount of steps you hear upstairs drop by half? Gentleman behold! This man seems to have found the woman who we all aspire to find. Basically the female version of himself. I find myself on my knees in the presence of such an adonis. If some how I could rid my house of such filth, my wife of 5 years (whom I have known for 10) will lose the unconscious desire to leave me and shower me with unlimited BLT's and ammo. Hallelujah. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 10:58:09 PM EDT
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If your woman reads Cosmo, you will be divorced within five years. "12 hot new dresses for divorce court!" "Tips for meeting the new love of your life at the lawyer's office!" |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 11:03:40 PM EDT
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you don't read on the shitter??? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You people seriously have such a hard time shitting you need to read a magazine while you're on the throne? you don't read on the shitter??? I thought everyone read on the shitter... 
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Posted: 10/5/2014 11:04:29 PM EDT
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Why the fuck are you reading women's' magazines? Is reading the whole thread that fucking hard? Hell, in this case all ya had to do was read the OP and your question would have been answered FFS. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 11:29:51 PM EDT
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I haven't "read" Maxim since I was 14. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Good rant. But for the sake of equality, Maxim is just as retarded. I haven't "read" Maxim since I was 14. You can read Maxim? I thought it was just a picture book that chicks found less revolting than something like Penthouse. |
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Posted: 10/6/2014 10:33:32 AM EDT
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Is reading the whole thread that fucking hard? Hell, in this case all ya had to do was read the OP and your question would have been answered FFS. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck are you reading women's' magazines? Is reading the whole thread that fucking hard? Hell, in this case all ya had to do was read the OP and your question would have been answered FFS. OP can't take a shit without reading a magazine, or he will get off the pot prematurely? |
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Posted: 10/6/2014 10:52:46 AM EDT
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So....is "it's fucking RIGDED" going to be the next "FO"?
I believe it has potential. I shall start to use it. |
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Posted: 10/6/2014 10:57:16 AM EDT
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Does nobody else here have a gun magazine or a LA Police Gear catalog in the bathroom?
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Posted: 10/6/2014 11:18:52 AM EDT
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I broke the secret code long ago, "Get a sexy _____ in X days!" "X number of crazy new ideas to try in bed" "Do ____ to get his attention" "what X celebrity is up to" Same. shit. every. magazine. Yup, Men's Health is the same "How [insert celebrity] got shredded for [insert movie title said actor is promoting]" "Lose your gut in X days" "X tips for ripped [insert body part here]" "The X things you do everyday that will kill you" "New superfood that will burn fat" |
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Posted: 10/6/2014 11:26:00 AM EDT
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Does nobody else here have a gun magazine or a LA Police Gear catalog in the bathroom? Field and Stream Brownell's new catalog Guns and Ammo American Rifleman I like to keep it fresh when I'm feeling not-so-fresh. |
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Posted: 10/6/2014 11:31:27 AM EDT
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Happily, my wife hates these magazines.
It's all, "You need to accept yourself as a real feminist modern woman, so to help that let's show you pictures and badly written articles all about sexy famous women who are way thinner than your fat ass will ever be and wearing clothes you can never afford." It basically sends a confusing message of "Women are more than sex, so here's shit that's all about sex." Amusingly, my wife bought two old (1904, IIRC) copies of Ladie's Home Journal. You know, back when women were all oppressed and uneducated. The reading level of those puts the current NYT to shame. |
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Posted: 10/6/2014 5:51:57 PM EDT
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Does nobody else here have a gun magazine or a LA Police Gear catalog in the bathroom? Duluth and Sportsman's Guide, Grassroots Motorsports, Model Aviation, American Rifleman and Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for me 
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