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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:23:50 AM EDT
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You don't have to be lonely, with...
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:24:03 AM EDT
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Had you? Isn't that somewhat illegal?
Edit....  Just got it. 
Eggs are not harvested. They are collected. 
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:24:06 AM EDT
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You"re making hay out of nothing!
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:24:15 AM EDT
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Did the chickens have large talons?
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:26:58 AM EDT
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You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:28:11 AM EDT
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Did the chickens have large talons? Forgot to bring my checkbook, have to pay you with change instead. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:29:08 AM EDT
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You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:31:15 AM EDT
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I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. It makes the cow trying to find the farmer a date even funnier. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:32:48 AM EDT
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Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. City folk just don't understand!! |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:35:19 AM EDT
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You don't have to be lonely, with... Farmers only. Com I've seen that commercial 3 times so far. Each time, as the jingle ended, I made a random farm animal sound. First time was a sheep, then a cow, and last time was a horse winny... It makes the jingle bearable... Is that the one with the talking cow? I can't help but think of those guys who got caught covered in jello fucking cows. City folk just don't understand!! Will hank ever find true love? |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:37:20 AM EDT
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Chickens diddled.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:56:25 AM EDT
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How long did it take you to realize bulls don't produce milk?
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Posted: 10/5/2014 2:57:31 AM EDT
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I am not amoosed. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 3:04:09 AM EDT
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I have teats
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Posted: 10/5/2014 3:15:54 AM EDT
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In before OP replaces Eric Holder and deems Arfcom a risk.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 3:21:41 AM EDT
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I never heard of 'harvesting' eggs.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 3:43:39 AM EDT
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I've laughed harder at bazooka wrappers.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 1:09:18 PM EDT
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I never heard of 'harvesting' eggs. Well now you have.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 5:57:34 PM EDT
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How long did it take you to realize bulls don't produce milk? Probably when the prize breeding bull died after being milked for an hour or so straight. But I heard the bull died with a smile on its face. |
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Posted: 10/5/2014 5:59:01 PM EDT
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With a joke that bad I can tell it wasn't a funny farm.
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Posted: 10/5/2014 6:38:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2014 6:40:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/5/2014 6:40:25 PM EDT
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He was -GunNutJuell-
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