Woman grows potato in her vagina as a DIY birth control attempt

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:42:07 PM EDT

Searched for a dupe but couldn't find anything. Is this actually a true story?

"The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts."

http://colombiareports.co/22-year-old-women-uses-potato-contraceptive-device-tolima/

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:43:15 PM EDT

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Deer Jesus.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:43:17 PM EDT

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Wtf

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:43:57 PM EDT

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I didn't read anything in there about her being pregnant. Mom was right.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:44:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:44:42 PM EDT

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Ban potatoes

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:45:19 PM EDT

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Way to go.

It seems you impregnated yourself with a potato.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:45:27 PM EDT

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All she needs now is some ground lamb stuffed up there and she'd have shepards PIE.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:45:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:45:45 PM EDT

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deer god

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:45:48 PM EDT

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Gives a whole new meaning to "tater tots".........doesn't it?

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:45:49 PM EDT

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Hopefully she can't reproduce after this.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:46:41 PM EDT

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What in the actual fuck?

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:46:50 PM EDT

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Not Florida this time!!!

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:47:23 PM EDT

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Fish and chips anyone?

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:47:25 PM EDT

[#15]

Cooch Potato

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:47:58 PM EDT

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I mean really??????

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:48:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:49:59 PM EDT

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Straight out of the oven...

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:50:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:50:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:51:30 PM EDT

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Someone needs to use this in the Tinder pickup lines thread.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:52:43 PM EDT

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now THIS is why I come to GD!

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:52:54 PM EDT

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If you are too fucking dumb at 22 to know shoving a potato in your vagina is a bad idea. Let alone leaving it in there for 2 weeks...... You should have your tubes tied so you cant breed.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:54:55 PM EDT

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If you are too fucking dumb at 22 to know shoving a potato in your vagina is a bad idea. Let alone leaving it in there for 2 weeks...... You should have your tubes tubers tied so you cant breed.

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FIFY

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:55:58 PM EDT

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Tater twat

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:56:07 PM EDT

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Not clicking on that link....

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:57:41 PM EDT

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Need an image to determine guilt status. Well maybe she has a nice face

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:58:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:58:30 PM EDT

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Probably a Sour Cream and Butter Face.

Posted: 10/3/2014 5:58:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 5:59:20 PM EDT

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From here on out she's going to be called

"Miss's Potato head"

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:00:20 PM EDT

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Just when I think people can't be more stupid/weird/insane or just plain otherwise brainless someone goes and proves me wrong!

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:01:00 PM EDT

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Ok rost right here!

Potato baby almost got me

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:01:12 PM EDT

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What we got here is a bad case of cooter rooter.

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:01:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:01:36 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:01:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:01:58 PM EDT

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This is coming from the country where teen boys also have sex with donkeys. There's even a youtube documentary on it

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:02:41 PM EDT

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Need pics to determine whether or not I would mash it.

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:02:46 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:03:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:04:04 PM EDT

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"It's ok, it's just my potato"

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:04:55 PM EDT

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WTF is wrong with people.

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:05:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2014 6:06:03 PM EDT

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I had a bad day up until the point I read this.
Now it's a wonderful day filled with a wonderful image.

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:06:13 PM EDT

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Box lunch with fries.

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:09:17 PM EDT

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Tuber troubles, you could say.

Posted: 10/3/2014 6:09:34 PM EDT

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Searched for a dupe but couldn't find anything. Is this actually a true story?

"The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts."

http://colombiareports.co/22-year-old-women-uses-potato-contraceptive-device-tolima/

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Third world gonna third world.