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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:54:04 AM EDT
So one of the Ebola patients was flown in Sunday to the facility my wife works in.  I expect I'll have the ebolas any day now.  

What round for bleeding out of every orifice?
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:54:55 AM EDT
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Me!








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Caveat, once I start showing symptoms I am gonna lick all my stuff.  
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 11:59:15 AM EDT
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Fire.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:00:47 PM EDT
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Cosmoline prevents Ebola
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:04:57 PM EDT
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Dibs on all your ammo
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:05:08 PM EDT
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5.56
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:05:40 PM EDT
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Particularly as a sexual lubricant.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:06:21 PM EDT
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first
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:06:33 PM EDT
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I'd be lubing with purell before coitus tonight .
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:07:37 PM EDT
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can I have your drums?

Could make a pretty penny off of that...
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:18:16 PM EDT
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Its okay, I know a lot about sterilization procedures.  Give it to me!
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:26:32 PM EDT
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It's OK, I will just take it to Canada and boil it.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:27:35 PM EDT
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Eject the wife!  Easy to replace.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:33:57 PM EDT
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Sex is still possible, with the right precautions.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:45:58 PM EDT
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OP is already dead.


Damn that shit is moving fast now
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:49:51 PM EDT
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It was painful, but I got the African zombie strain, so I'm back.  Braaaaaiiinnnssss.
Link Posted: 10/2/2014 12:49:55 PM EDT
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His name was "madmike66".

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