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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:50:49 AM EDT
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Dirk Diggler?
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:51:11 AM EDT
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Shit... if they offered minimum wage in store credit they'd have a brigade worth of armed rednecks on guard 24/7 before nightfall.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:51:25 AM EDT
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Dirk Diggler, eh?
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:52:58 AM EDT
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:53:24 AM EDT
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Wonder if someone is using an alias?
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:54:11 AM EDT
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Shit... if they offered minimum wage in store credit they'd have a brigade worth of armed rednecks on guard 24/7 before nightfall. Pay them in 22. Also stock them with Mt Dew and Cheetos. You can assemble the worlds largest neckbeard army. Keep the 22lr piled in the center of the store, they have to protect it... afterwards they can share their bounty. They would fight to the death for it. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:54:49 AM EDT
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. 
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:56:41 AM EDT
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An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. No heads on pikes? A specific group in Iraq would be dissapointed in your lack of enthusiasm and creativity. Too soon?
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:59:31 AM EDT
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An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:00:07 AM EDT
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Wonder if someone is using an alias? If not, he has mean parents. 
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:00:51 AM EDT
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An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. But cleaning the bad guy out of the carpets afterwards is a bitch. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:01:07 AM EDT
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Shit... if they offered minimum wage in store credit they'd have a brigade worth of armed rednecks on guard 24/7 before nightfall. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:01:57 AM EDT
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Where is Roller Girl
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:06:25 AM EDT
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Fuckin Palestinians. Won't work but want free stuff.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:07:00 AM EDT
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Pay them in 22. Also stock them with Mt Dew and Cheetos. You can assemble the worlds largest neckbeard army. Keep the 22lr piled in the center of the store, they have to protect it... afterwards they can share their bounty. They would fight to the death for it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shit... if they offered minimum wage in store credit they'd have a brigade worth of armed rednecks on guard 24/7 before nightfall. Pay them in 22. Also stock them with Mt Dew and Cheetos. You can assemble the worlds largest neckbeard army. Keep the 22lr piled in the center of the store, they have to protect it... afterwards they can share their bounty. They would fight to the death for it. GD would be vacant. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:07:03 AM EDT
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Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... 
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:07:51 AM EDT
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GD would be vacant. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shit... if they offered minimum wage in store credit they'd have a brigade worth of armed rednecks on guard 24/7 before nightfall. Pay them in 22. Also stock them with Mt Dew and Cheetos. You can assemble the worlds largest neckbeard army. Keep the 22lr piled in the center of the store, they have to protect it... afterwards they can share their bounty. They would fight to the death for it. GD would be vacant. Oh yeah... Cabelas would have to spring for free WiFi on the perimeter.... |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:08:20 AM EDT
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the better question is how much can dirk bench.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:20:51 AM EDT
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library."
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:39:18 AM EDT
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." LOLLOLOLOLOL |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:41:39 AM EDT
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Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... 
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:41:44 AM EDT
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Dirk Diggler? Arfcom member live there? |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:42:16 AM EDT
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But cleaning the bad guy out of the carpets afterwards is a bitch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. But cleaning the bad guy out of the carpets afterwards is a bitch. Oh yeah, good point.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:43:20 AM EDT
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:44:56 AM EDT
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Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick....
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Posted: 8/12/2014 11:48:03 AM EDT
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Do looters even know what a library is? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? Yeah...but they never loot there. You know how hard it is to steal stuff with that old lady hissing "SHHHHHHHHHHH!" all the time? |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 11:51:48 AM EDT
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Do looters even know what a library is? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? It's where they go BM. (Not a poop thread.) |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 11:55:47 AM EDT
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 11:56:46 AM EDT
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Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? They'd never do that. Where would they check facebook and twitter when their Obamaphone battery is dead? |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 11:59:27 AM EDT
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Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? That's generally done by a different type of crowd. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 11:59:47 AM EDT
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No heads on pikes? A specific group in Iraq would be dissapointed in your lack of enthusiasm and creativity. Too soon? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. No heads on pikes? A specific group in Iraq would be dissapointed in your lack of enthusiasm and creativity. Too soon? they do sell those commercially rated dehydrators there...... |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:03:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:04:21 PM EDT
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Wonder if someone is using an alias? Phone pics. Their "correspondent" was just some guy who emailed them pics and an explanation. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:07:07 PM EDT
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Does Cabelas permit their employees to carry?
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:09:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do looters even know what a library is? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:25:40 PM EDT
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. No shit. This was my first thought. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:40:25 PM EDT
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Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? Actually in one of the other threads about the riots a poster from CT said that a Library was burned in Hartford! 
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Posted: 8/12/2014 12:46:57 PM EDT
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But cleaning the bad guy out of the carpets afterwards is a bitch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. But cleaning the bad guy out of the carpets afterwards is a bitch. That's why we have tile floors. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 1:46:39 PM EDT
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That's generally done by a different type of crowd. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would have just put a banner over the Cabela's sign saying "Library." Do looters even know what a library is? Have you ever seen a library get looted and burned???? That's generally done by a different type of crowd.  
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Posted: 8/12/2014 7:05:52 PM EDT
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Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. An actual stack of looter bodies might be even more effective. Hell, a bunch of huge NOW HIRING signs might do the trick.... NelsonHaHa.Jpeg |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 7:10:50 PM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: 8/12/2014 7:13:07 PM EDT
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We could not be armed, Cabela's forbid it. However, a 1911 or Glock mag in a back pocket and a few shotgun shells in the front solved that problem. Not everyone did it, but a few of us had something to work with had we needed to defend ourselves. I never saw anyone carry concealed, but thats the whole point right.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 7:14:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit... if they offered minimum wage in store credit they'd have a brigade worth of armed rednecks on guard 24/7 before nightfall. Too true.  |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 9:54:38 PM EDT
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. I find your ideas intriguing and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. Sadly the employees probly dont even get to carry at all if they are like other big box outdoor stores. |
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:15:45 PM EDT
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One of my co-worker's sons just got locked up after some shit went down at the Galleria. Guess what? He's an aspiring rapper, I shit you not.
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Posted: 8/12/2014 10:25:17 PM EDT
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An armed sales staff who doesn't look at all reluctant to stack bodies of looters like firewood would be an even more effective deterrent. If I worked for any retail store I'd be willing to fight to protect it simply on principle. "You're an inanimate fucking object!" wait wrong quote "You've got to stick to you principles!"
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