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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:04:32 AM EDT

This made me laugh.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:05:55 AM EDT

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"Jesus Saves" in sharpie.

"at Walmart" below it in pen.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:07:07 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:07:11 AM EDT

[#3]

At Rice University...

"I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself."

I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:08:05 AM EDT

[#4]

Vote Obama!

In a McDonald's men's room!

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:08:09 AM EDT

[#5]

Please don't throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:09:12 AM EDT

[#6]

"Jesus is the answer"

"what is the question?"

Who is Matty and Felipe's brother?"

All in different ink and handwriting.

p

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:09:13 AM EDT

[#7]

In a grocery store bathroom in Brewer Maine... "Flush twice...It's a long way to the deli"

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:01 AM EDT

[#8]

Someone printed this out and put this on the wall in the restroom near my office in grad school. Laughed my ass off the fist time I saw it.

Urinal protocol vulnerability

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:13 AM EDT

[#9]

Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:21 AM EDT

[#10]

Jesus loves you (crossed out)
Jesus doesnt exist (crossed out)
Then who created the earth?
The toothfairy
(different handwriting from the above two) The Toothfairy Loves you!

Inside a portajohn on a jobside

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:12:55 AM EDT

[#11]

Graffiti at a Bar, "Space is a vacuum because the whole world sucks"

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:13:06 AM EDT

[#12]

Also in college, the entire first chapter of the first harry potter book.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:15 AM EDT

[#13]

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No family, even jokingly.

Thanks,

T7

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:18 AM EDT

[#14]

Marines love drawing dicks.

Everywhere.....

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:24 AM EDT

[#15]

And so on...

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:14:28 AM EDT

[#16]

If you can understand a woman you are one

Rest area on the way to San Antonio

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:15:08 AM EDT

[#17]

Quote History

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Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan.

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here I sit on a shitty pooper
giving birth to a FL state trooper

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Quote History

Quoted:

Here I sit

My buns a flexin'

Givin' birth

To another Texan.

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Came here to post this.

Saw it in a stall in San Juan airport.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:36 AM EDT

[#19]

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted

Later on I took a chance, tried to fart, and shit my pants

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:48 AM EDT

[#20]

Quote History

Quoted:
Here I sit
My buns a flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan.

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How often do you hang out in MedicFrost's bathroom?

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:59 AM EDT

[#21]

Was there for 3 weeks.

USAF hanger bathroom.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:16:59 AM EDT

[#22]

When the weather's hot and sticky
Ain't no time for dunkin dicky
But when the frost is on the punkin
that's the time for dicky dunkin

Baker Library at Dartmouth College

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:17:54 AM EDT

[#23]

In a local dive bar... "Why are you staring and laughing at this sign, the joke is in your hands."

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:17:57 AM EDT

[#24]

Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to shit. But only farted.

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:18:31 AM EDT

[#25]

Quote History

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Marines Everyone with opposable thumbs love drawing dicks.

Everywhere.....

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FIFY

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:18:53 AM EDT

[#26]

Here I sit

All broken hearted

Came to shit

But only farted

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:19:16 AM EDT

[#27]

Quote History

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Here I sit all broken hearted.

Came to shit. But only farted.

Aloha, Mark

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Oh you bastard.

Aloha, AlamTX

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:21:26 AM EDT

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Heard about in a job site portable shitter...

"I have to go to work now, but I'll be back in 15 minutes."

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:23:09 AM EDT

[#29]

If your hose is too short
or your pump is too weak
stand a little closer
or you'll piss on your feet

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:23:24 AM EDT

[#30]

I fucked your mom

Underneath in different pen:

Go home dad. You are drunk.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:24:51 AM EDT

[#31]

I wish I had written down some of the shit written in the port-a-shitters in Iraq. Literary geniuses pinching loaves in there...

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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:25:38 AM EDT

[#32]

Terminal Lance

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:26:10 AM EDT

[#33]

My college science building had a restroom with some interesting graffiti and art work. Someone had actually taken the time to sit there on that throne for what likely amounted to hours in total, carving out a full body image of a naked woman on the inside of the stall door. And it was actually impressive quality! This dude did some good highly detailed work with the tip of his pocket knife. Some of the actual messages that were written on the walls in there consist of the following:

"The joke is in your hand."

"I'm the janitor of this stinkin' place
And I will smash your fucking face
If you're the jerk who pumps his balls
And shoots his jizz all over my walls."

"White girls beg and scream better when they get a touch of leather against the weak flesh"

"I fucked an old gal in the graveyard, dad damn her old soul she was dead
The maggots crawled out of her asshole and the hair slipped off her head
After I finished my job there, I seen that I had committed a sin
Out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in."

"Know your role, flush the bowl."

"I'm just a wall, yet I still feel sorry for you that when you unzip your fly, that is all the cock you can manage to pull out. I can only imagine the shame you feel as the owner of that tiny, little cock."

Those are just some of the better ones I remember. And yes, after reading these words of wisdom several days each week for a number of years, eventually you remember them word for word. I probably remember some of those stupid restroom wall messages better than I remembered the material I was there to actually learn. Go figure. LOL.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:27:20 AM EDT

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There were pretty interesting things in the shitter stalls at Camp Fallujah. Good enough to be modern art ,masterpieces that would but Rembrandt and Michelangelo to shame.

One of which was God vs Satan playing COD on the Xbox. It took up the entire stall door.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:27:42 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/6/2014 11:28:27 AM EDT

[#36]

On one of those hand dryers I saw " Please Press the button to hear President Obama speak"

On a "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign, someone added "if employees not present, please wash your own hands"

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:28:52 AM EDT

[#37]

At GMI in 1990 some drew a big cross with " Jesus saves". Someone else drew a big goal around it and put "and Gretzky gets the rebound.....he shoots ...he SCORES!!!!!!"

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:29:10 AM EDT

[#38]

On a condom machine, "THIS GUM SUCKS!!!"

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:29:23 AM EDT

[#39]

Confucius Say "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot" Weak sauce, but all I can think of ATM.

FBHO

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:30:48 AM EDT

[#40]

Someone drew and labeled a "Booger Parking Lot".

Several of the spaces were occupied.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:31:01 AM EDT

[#41]

"Don't look up here; the joke is in your hands!"

Also saw this truth written in a stall.....

"the pussy is a slippery and slimy slit
and the asshole is one inch from it
so whoa to the man that slips and misses
as he is sure to wind up in a pile of shit"

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:31:33 AM EDT

[#42]

Seen above a shit ticket dispenser....

Pull for picture of Obama
Wipe to develop

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:33:02 AM EDT

[#43]

Porta John at Ft. Bliss

(Ethnic Group) are living proof that Indians had sex with buffalos.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:34:16 AM EDT

[#44]

People who write on bathroom walls roll their shit into little balls.
People who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

Posted: 8/6/2014 11:34:30 AM EDT

[#45]

One favorite bar had 'Jodell Balzer gives great head' written on the wall numerous times. It would get removed only to come back again. Different handwriting too.

This stretched over about a decade.