What the F@#$ is this "birds and the bees" thing is all about.  What the heck, what do birds and bees have to do with anything.  Seriously!  Did parents used to tell their kids about sex through some story that actually has to do with birds and bees, if so what is it?  If not, why did it get to be called birds and bees.  

I've always wondered about that too.  WTF?   [:D]

I think in Denmark (in the danish language) it is actually [b]"the flowers and the bees"[/b] which makes a LITTLE more sense, since bees do help to pollinate flowers - but it's still not that reasonable, because the bee is just an intermediary between the female and male plant.  I'm not sure how that would work for humans?  Maybe a midget with rubber gloves and a test-tube that drives from my house to my fiancee's house?  [:o]

I always thought the bee "stung" the bird.

I don't know Cuz, I wonder the same damn thing myself when I was a young'un

Birds taste better than bees.  Anymore questions?

The birds have eggs and the bees make honey.
Thats what their stingers are for.