My brother sent me this email, and I just had to share it with AR15.com crew.

Top 8 Morons of 2002


> 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter
> after nine months, saying he lacked  intellectual leadership. He received
a
> $26 million severance package.  Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking
> intelligence.
>
> 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California
spent
> two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside
> his home. After firing ten tear gas  canisters, officers discovered that
the
> man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come
out
> and give yourself up."
>
> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped
a
> motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller
machines,
> wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank
> accounts.
>
> 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked
for
> all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so
he
> tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours
until
> police showed up and grabbed him.
>
> 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery
> suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup.  When
detectives
> asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money
or
> I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
>
> 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife
> is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her
> first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her
> husband!"
>
> 7.  NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven
> Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch
> without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but
> unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
(hellllllooooooo!)
>
> 8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!) Last summer, down on Lake
Isabella,
> located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some
> folks, new to boating, were having a problem.  No matter how hard they
> tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very
> sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter  how much power was applied.
> After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby
marina,
> thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside
> check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran
fine,
> the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and
pitch.
> So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He
came
> up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE
> .... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
>
>
> Does any one else find it frightening the majority of these took place in
> California??


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not surprising at all!  the Governor there is just about as stupid too!

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doesnt it sound like a Woody Allen movie?

#5, 6 & 8 sound like jokes and/or urban legends. Funny, though.

Last time I saw number eight - it was a blonde. Here you go ...
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A True Story . . .
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

(REMEMBER, this is TRUE)

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place was the trailer