I DESPISE SQUIGGERS! If there was an orgainzed hate group against squirrels I'd be the Grand Raptor at the "acorn burning". When I was in summer school in college, I was mugged by a squirrel. There I was, mindin' my own business, studyin my Uta Hagen when this little grey bastard nut-head hops up on my table and literally snatches my strawberry cream cheese croisant outta my hand and runs off with it. Well being of Scottish descent I of course gave chase until I was admonished by a "neo-pagan" unshorn sister of the apocolypse for abusing the poor little oppressed "rodent-american".
I told her to "shut her filthy clam pleaser" unless she was willing to spare the little bastard be reimbursing me for my loss. Her ruse worked. She had distracted me long enough for the little nut huffer to get away!
Their little chatter noises? It's laughter. They are laughing at us! At all the pain and misery thet they have caused mankind!
Oh, by the way,they look really funny flying through the air after being blasted from 15 feet away with a 12ga #8 dove load. Laugh now rat fu#&er!
My dog, who is black, hates squirrels too, so it's not a race thing. It's a species thing!
RODENTEN RAUS!!!!