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Posted: 6/13/2014 2:13:02 PM EDT
Explain if you want to.
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Lots
cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence) Reqs out of order. Sample QNS. (or NSR) Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action. Recal and rerun OK. ISE reference drift. |
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Engineering:
TIGHT tolerance: RCH We also used to use "Unobtainium" a lot, but Avatar ruined that term. |
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Analyze yesterday's business using the pulse report, include KPIs with particular focus on ADT and UPT.
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Fuck me with a rusty spoon.
Multiple meanings - none equate to a good thing. |
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Explain if you want to. View Quote You stole this question from NPR http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems |
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I work in IT as an engineer. People say I talk in a different language.
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Frequent flyer - someone that calls 911 multiple times a month for a 'free' ride to the ER.
Pooper Scooper - when a patient is so covered in shit/piss/vomit/semen you decide to just scoop them up with the scoop stretcher even though they don't need to be immobilized. Worthless fucking piece of shit - used to identify any of the crappy hand me down equipment we are forced to use Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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MO - mental observation. Someone calls 911 because someone is acting crazy. Usually our most interesting and potentially dangerous calls. "Don't fear the MO."
Toaster - AED Heroes - Local Fire Department we work with (I'm private EMS). Used sarcastically of course ;) Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Lots cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence) Reqs out of order. Sample QNS. (or NSR) Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action. Recal and rerun OK. ISE reference drift. Pathology? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Medical Technologist. 22 years now. Some pathology, mostly bloodwork, biopsies, urinalysis, and other hospital processes. |
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Auto-hist has gone crazy.
Auto-locate isn't seeing 9 hot. Auto keeps calling the U-bend a fucking dent. I'm getting dropout on this RPC cal. I can't see the AVB's. Batwing 1 plays in weak. Stop calling fucking MBM's. These DNI's are bullshit. Your mix channel is fucked. Your slipring is bad. You need to hardware null, balance and pull those standards again. Just a few. |
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Can you get me the KPIs for the FSE FOG inspections from Infor?
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And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH. I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Engineering: TIGHT tolerance: RCH And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH. I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!! Red Cunt Hair ? |
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RPS
WCP CVP DMS Which are all acronyms, and if you did it everyday....you would know...good luck! |
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You stole this question from NPR. http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Explain if you want to. You stole this question from NPR. http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems I see you listen to NPR too. |
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In the Army - need more bang
In CT 100 kV'er Vapor lock Code Brown Gated or non gated Interns disease Turf |
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Fuck.
I'm unemployed and sit on the couch. Mittens always looks at me weird when I say it. |
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Polycount
Draw calls Texel Tangent space normal LOD Shape language Edge loop / edge ring Probably a lot others if I sat and thought for a minute... |
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Lactose fermenter
beta-hemolytic pseudomonas MRSA We also say things like "do you need help with your genitals" which means, "I'm done with the urine cultures (or whatever) so I have time to help you with the genital cultures." Not many people get helped with their genitals at work. |
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Angle of repose
Max allowable GPS FFE 1/4 bubble Modus of elasticity max slump test admixture bearing strata Etcetera, etcetera |
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Laches
Estoppel In Limine Per curiam Duces Tecum But then again it is all legerdemain... and some of these I haven't actually used in awhile. |
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I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Angle of repose Max allowable GPS FFE 1/4 bubble Modus of elasticity max slump test admixture bearing strata Etcetera, etcetera Surveyor? Nope! I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector. closer! |
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"The fucking piece of shit file server is full of useless shit again, start deleting people's garbage"
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