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Posted: 6/13/2014 2:13:02 PM EDT
Explain if you want to.
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Evapotranspiration
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Do you install drain fields?
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[#3]
Lots
cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence)

Reqs out of order.

Sample QNS. (or NSR)

Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action.  Recal and rerun OK.

ISE reference drift.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:19:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Engineering:

TIGHT tolerance: RCH

We also used to use "Unobtainium" a lot, but Avatar ruined that term.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:20:18 PM EDT
[#5]
BOHICA
FML
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:20:59 PM EDT
[#6]
Analyze yesterday's business using the pulse report, include KPIs with particular focus on ADT and UPT.
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Do you install drain fields?


Pot farmer.
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[#8]
Kerf
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[#9]
Fuck me with a rusty spoon.  

Multiple meanings - none equate to a good thing.

Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:22:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Prist
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You stole this question from NPR

http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:23:16 PM EDT
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cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence)

Reqs out of order.

Sample QNS. (or NSR)

Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action.  Recal and rerun OK.

ISE reference drift.
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Pathology?

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Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:23:27 PM EDT
[#13]
I work in IT as an engineer. People say I talk in a different language.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:24:32 PM EDT
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Frequent flyer - someone that calls 911 multiple times a month for a 'free' ride to the ER.

Pooper Scooper - when a patient is so covered in shit/piss/vomit/semen you decide to just scoop them up with the scoop stretcher even though they don't need to be immobilized.

Worthless fucking piece of shit - used to identify any of the crappy hand me down equipment we are forced to use

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HBA, Solarflare, Emulex, Lightpulse, SLA.

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And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH.

I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:28:04 PM EDT
[#17]
MO - mental observation.  Someone calls 911 because someone is acting crazy. Usually our most interesting and potentially dangerous calls. "Don't fear the MO."

Toaster - AED

Heroes - Local Fire Department we work with (I'm private EMS). Used sarcastically of course ;)

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Pathology?

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cbc pt/ptt bmp ck ckmb troponin ER STAT (that's a sentence)

Reqs out of order.

Sample QNS. (or NSR)

Qc fail 2SD high, levey jennings requires action.  Recal and rerun OK.

ISE reference drift.


Pathology?

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Medical Technologist. 22 years now.  Some pathology, mostly bloodwork, biopsies, urinalysis, and other hospital processes.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:30:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Auto-hist has gone crazy.
Auto-locate isn't seeing 9 hot.
Auto keeps calling the U-bend a fucking dent.
I'm getting dropout on this RPC cal.
I can't see the AVB's.
Batwing 1 plays in weak.
Stop calling fucking MBM's.
These DNI's are bullshit.
Your mix channel is fucked.
Your slipring is bad.
You need to hardware null, balance and pull those standards again.

Just a few.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:41:50 PM EDT
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Can you get me the KPIs for the FSE FOG inspections from Infor?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:42:50 PM EDT
[#21]
200 K PM
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:43:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Ischemic cardiomyopathy.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:43:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Redball, ETIC, and about a thousand more...
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:43:41 PM EDT
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Yup
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And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH.

I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!!
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TIGHT tolerance: RCH



And if the tolerance is not quite tight it's just a plain CH.

I am very familiar with that precision of measurement as an engineer!!



Red Cunt Hair ?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:46:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Predictive Maintenance




Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:48:47 PM EDT
[#27]
RPS

WCP

CVP

DMS

Which are all acronyms, and if you did it everyday....you would know...good luck!
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You stole this question from NPR.

http://www.npr.org/2014/06/13/321697784/a-tip-from-ben-stiller-on-set-a-chicken-is-not-what-it-seems

I see you listen to NPR too.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:52:26 PM EDT
[#29]
Concentricity.

Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:52:26 PM EDT
[#30]
TPS reports.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:52:38 PM EDT
[#31]
RAS
WAS
TRC
FRC
MLSS
SHT
FF
RTNO

Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:53:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Slump
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[#33]
Dynamic Head
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:53:51 PM EDT
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"Key Performance Indicators" for the "Field Service Engineer" from ah hell, I dont know the last bit.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:25 PM EDT
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A sea of cubicles!.......OFFICE SPACE RULES!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:35 PM EDT
[#36]
In the Army - need more bang
In CT
100 kV'er
Vapor lock
Code Brown
Gated or non gated
Interns disease
Turf
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:47 PM EDT
[#37]
Fuck.

I'm unemployed and sit on the couch. Mittens always looks at me weird when I say it.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:54:54 PM EDT
[#38]
Polycount
Draw calls
Texel
Tangent space normal
LOD
Shape language
Edge loop / edge ring
Probably a lot others if I sat and thought for a minute...
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:55:26 PM EDT
[#39]
Lactose fermenter

beta-hemolytic

pseudomonas

MRSA



We also say things like "do you need help with your genitals" which means, "I'm done with the urine cultures (or whatever) so I have time to help you with the genital cultures."



Not many people get helped with their genitals at work.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:56:04 PM EDT
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Angle of repose

Max allowable GPS

FFE

1/4 bubble

Modus of elasticity

max slump test

admixture

bearing strata

Etcetera, etcetera
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:56:18 PM EDT
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J.J. Abrams, is that you?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:56:27 PM EDT
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Touch off and take .020 and break the edge.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 2:58:12 PM EDT
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Laches
Estoppel
In Limine
Per curiam
Duces Tecum

But then again it is all legerdemain... and some of these I haven't actually used in awhile.
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Surveyor?
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 3:03:09 PM EDT
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Surveyor?
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Surveyor?



Nope!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 3:08:55 PM EDT
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Pipe rack, Steam pipe expansion joint, pipe flange.
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Nope!
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Surveyor?



Nope!


I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector.
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 3:14:03 PM EDT
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bearing strata

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Surveyor?



Nope!


I am going to go with bridge or highway inspector.


closer!
Link Posted: 6/13/2014 3:17:16 PM EDT
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I did once, in the parking lot at lunchtime.
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"The fucking piece of shit file server is full of useless shit again, start deleting people's garbage"
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