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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:19:00 PM EDT
[#1]
You got someone in mind?
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:19:49 PM EDT
[#2]
Oh, that kind of eating...
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:20:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Jennifer Lopez comes to mind!
But she would have to take, oh, a million, zillion baths first! Eric The(PuffDaddyParkedHere)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:21:10 PM EDT
[#4]
With Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:21:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: Jennifer Lopez comes to mind! Oh christ, I should have seen that coming.[:P] |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:22:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Hell, yeah I'd eat somebody and not think twice about it. If I'm starving and I've got a huge chunk of meat, there isn't really much to think about other than medium-well or well-done.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:22:20 PM EDT
[#7]
Tough question. I don't know. When situation is arised, then I would know. As of right now-- No. |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:24:43 PM EDT
[#8]
With enough Tabasco and garlic, almost anything is edible (think snails).
[}:)] |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:25:08 PM EDT
[#9]
I have been eaten more than once and I’m not even dead yet. [:D]
Not dead yet! THISISME |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:28:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Tobassco sauce makes anything better, [b]ANYTHING[/b]
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:28:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Why would you wait until you're starving? Is it lunchtime yet?
Silly question - of course. I like living. |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:30:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Yes. I'd have to put something over their face 1st. Don't want them looking at me while I carve off meat.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:30:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: I have been eaten more than once and I’m not even dead yet. [:D] Not dead yet! THISISME Posts: 669 of 669 Interesting post# for this thread given your reply :-) |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:30:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Be sure to include a weapon and knife in the dinner pic.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:35:54 PM EDT
[#15]
you mean like a plane crash in the andies?
sure. meat is life. |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:37:47 PM EDT
[#16]
This sounds like a Venom inc. question [BD]...only if they are wearing a casio watch!! [:D]
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:42:26 PM EDT
[#17]
Without thinking twice.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:44:17 PM EDT
[#18]
mmmmm..... a Hillary Double Demo with cheese a special secret sauce.....
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:47:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Yup... I'd eat people, no problem.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 6:49:32 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: mmmmm..... a Hillary Double Demo with cheese a special secret sauce..... Bill's "secret sauce".....EW! |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:04:56 PM EDT
[#21]
If that someone was Dana Delaney, hell yeah, I would eat her or either one of those two women in the new Miller Lite commercial.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:12:26 PM EDT
[#22]
You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes]
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:14:10 PM EDT
[#23]
I suppose that as long as it doesn't resemble anything in human form it would be tolerable. Mystery meat is a way of life. After all, you don't really think that unnaturally red meat in lo mein is really pork do you? (meow) And just what sort of meat cut DO they make Vienna Sausages out of?
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:14:46 PM EDT
[#24]
... Been eating [i]Soylent Green[/i] (secret ingredient in fast food fries) for years so ...
... Yeah |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:20:22 PM EDT
[#25]
Me to the cadaver (assuming this is a plane crash or something like that):
"You don't collect firewood, you don't help with the shelter or laying out the signal markers...the least you can do is give me a hand with dinner." |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:20:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Already dead and my life depended upon it? Hell yeah! Largest muscles in the body are the ass, so I guess I'd start there! [;D]
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:34:23 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes] Are you being sarcastic? If not please read on: You seem to be the only one that has a problem with my threads. I think this is not a "weird-ass" question. You never know what's going to happen to you or where. If you don't think of these things ahead of time or mentally prepare you may die. Is that weird? |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 7:34:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Ribs Anyone?
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:04:07 PM EDT
[#29]
I only eat vegetarians.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:17:09 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: Quoted: You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes] Are you being sarcastic? If not please read on: You seem to be the only one that has a problem with my threads. I think this is not a "weird-ass" question. You never know what's going to happen to you or where. If you don't think of these things ahead of time or mentally prepare you may die. Is that weird? And questions about whether board members fold or wad TP before they wipe their asses? Is that a matter of life and death, too? |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:19:20 PM EDT
[#31]
Next Topic:
If you could carry a baby to term in your lower intestine, and give birth through your rectum, would you? |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:22:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Personally, I fold my TP...and yea, I would eat somebody if I had too. Anything's better than an ole' MRE.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:25:42 PM EDT
[#33]
YES. I wouldnt enjoy it though (because I probably wouldnt have any good seasonings with me under the circumstances.) [:D]
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:29:41 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes] Are you being sarcastic? If not please read on: You seem to be the only one that has a problem with my threads. I think this is not a "weird-ass" question. You never know what's going to happen to you or where. If you don't think of these things ahead of time or mentally prepare you may die. Is that weird? And questions about whether board members fold or wad TP before they wipe their asses? Is that a matter of life and death, too? You've got to know when to hold em, and know when to fold em. I fold. |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:38:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: Next Topic: If you could carry a baby to term in your lower intestine, and give birth through your rectum, would you? If I'm not mistaken, I just did. I think it was a miscarriage though because it smelled really bad - decomposed. |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 8:44:46 PM EDT
[#36]
I guess I'd have to eat Halle Barry if it came to that.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 9:14:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Kings 6:26-30: After invading Samaria, the Israelites are attacked by the Syrians, such that a famine occurs:
[i]"Now as the king of Israel was passing by upon the wall, a woman cried out to him, saying, "Help, my lord, O king!" And he said, "If the Lord will not help you, whence shall I help you? From the threshing floor, or from the wine press?" And the king asked her, "What is your trouble?" She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.' So we boiled my son, and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, 'Give your son, that we may eat him'; but she has hidden her son." When the king heard the words of the woman he rent his clothes. . . And while [Elisha] was still speaking with them, the king came down to him and said, "This trouble is from the Lord! . . . "[/i] [url]http://www.truthbeknown.com/cannibal.htm[/url] |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 9:27:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: And questions about whether board members fold or wad TP before they wipe their asses? If you have a problem with humorous threads, then your in the wrong place. The "Do you ball or fold" thread was far from over the top compared to other threads I have seen here. From all the posts that thread got it seemed that everyone got the joke(except you?) and had a good laugh. So what? Yeah, strange and at times a few of my threads maybe too much for some-shall we say those without a sense of humor? If you feel your too good to read certain peoples threads, then don't read them, and if you are just too good to read threads from those certain people then by god DON'T POST in them either! I have never posted ANYTHING obscene or have ever been warned or disciplined by ANY of the staff/mods here. Also, if IIRC. You and MarkM are the only ones to have EVER complained about a thread that I have created. MarkM is just a board Nazi so his opinions don't matter to me or most of the other members here anyhow. I hope you and I can be members of this board without future incident. I wish you a pleasant day. |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 9:37:35 PM EDT
[#39]
...blend in 80 bags of Wick Fowler's Four Alarm Chili mix, 20 cans of tomato sauce, 6 dozen #8 cans of pinto beans, a dash of liquid hickory smoke, and viola — You've got enough chow to feed an entire AR-15.com army!
Next week: tamales for the holidays! |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 9:39:54 PM EDT
[#40]
He's good people.
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Posted: 1/6/2003 9:41:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: He's good people. Who is? |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 9:48:46 PM EDT
[#42]
The first one to fall asleep--LOSES!!* [}:D]
*In a survival situation. hehe |
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Posted: 1/6/2003 10:09:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: I only eat vegetarians. LOL |
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Posted: 1/7/2003 5:02:00 AM EDT
[#44]
I'd grok someone.
It's part of my long term survival plans, since my wife wouldn't let me buy that years supply of dehydrated food. |
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Posted: 1/8/2003 4:48:27 AM EDT
[#45]
would you eat the head? suck the eyes out?
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Posted: 1/8/2003 4:56:46 AM EDT
[#46]
Yes I would eat ,but no liver.
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Posted: 1/8/2003 6:00:06 AM EDT
[#47]
This guy did.
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=3940[/img] |
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Posted: 1/8/2003 6:04:20 AM EDT
[#48]
I'm a descendent of a "Donner Party" survivor.
bon appetite' [:|] |
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Posted: 1/8/2003 6:21:13 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: Quoted: Jennifer Lopez comes to mind! You could live for a month on just one ass cheek. |
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Posted: 1/8/2003 6:29:37 AM EDT
[#50]
My nome de guer is wishfull thinking personified.
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