Yo Mama is so fat that.....

She puts mayonnaise on Asprin.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

All the resturants in town have a sign that says "Maximum occupancy 250 patrons OR Yo Mama.

When she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

When she get's into an elevator it HAS to go down.

She could sell shade.

Her blood type is Ragu.

When she goes to a resturant she doesn't get a menu, she get's an estimate.

When she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

When she dances, she makes the band skip.

Oh...sorry.
I thought you were talking about Yoyo Ma.
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Yo' mama says I'm a lot better in the sack than you are.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes her TWO trips to HAUL ASS!!!

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thats about all of them

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