Please read to the bottom, I was tempted to close at first, but you'll get it once you get down far enough....
                                                                       c.j.

----- Forwarded by CJ Dunn/APPLIED MATERIALS on 12/23/02 09:47 AM -----



Robert Fair
12/22/02 06:55 AM
       
       To:        Brady Jones/APPLIED MATERIALS@AMAT, Michael Kopczynski/APPLIED MATERIALS@AMAT, Matthew Ortiz/APPLIED MATERIALS@AMAT, CJ Dunn/APPLIED MATERIALS@AMAT, Alan Murray/APPLIED MATERIALS@AMAT, Gene Buckland/APPLIED MATERIALS@AMAT
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       Subject:        A Real Man's Chain Letter
                 


A Real Man's Chain Letter

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost
anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
tired and discontent.

Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man  whose
name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the
bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound
to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184
women, of whom four were worth keeping,

REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day
he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish man living with his
widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a
Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!

One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!

Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Billie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

B. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. Jeff Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Willem Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Wilhelm Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Billy Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Will Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Mr. Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Where are the Clinton defenders when you need them.[:D]