[size=4]Girl All The Bad Guys Want[/size=4]
by Bowling for Soup

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

OK, now tell me, folks, what [u]is[/u] a 'two-way'?

Eric The(Clueless)Hun[>]:)]

Two-way pager? Cell phone? Dunno.

I'm guessing two-way pager. Seems like McUzi, presumably the one who penned this tender ballad, doesn't know either.

Like these?

[img]http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/0/0,3363,sz=1&i=1941,00.jpg[/img]

Eric The(StillCluelessAfterAllTheseYears)Hun[>]:)]

I would think so, but I am just as clueless...I don't even have a cell phone!

Probably more like one of these: [img]http://www.mynationlink.com/art/motorola_wordline.jpg[/img]

I don't know the song. Can you hum a few bars?

In this context I thought "two-way" referred to those double-ended dildos that the lesbos use. [;)]

I would say "two-way" in this case symbolizes two-way mirror.  I see you but you don't see me type of thing.  Just my guess.

A strap-on?

I'll have to side with Marvl & USNJoe_Retired on this one, but this makes no F'ing sense!

[B]she's a rocker with a nose ring, [/B]
Okay, but...

[B]listenin' to rap metal[/B]
WTF is rap Metal?

[B]Turntables in her eyes [/B]
Two turn tables and a microphone?

[B]She likes the godsmack [/B]
You call THAT rap metal?

[B]She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty [/B]
Sounds pretty Ghetto to me. Can a rocker be ghetto?

[B]Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am [/B]

Now she sounds liketrailer trash.

[B]With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair [/B]

So she's a hooker! But what about the mullett?

So she's one seriously confused girl...Where do you get this stuff?

Rap-metal refers to groups like Rage Against the Machine and Linkin Park which have rap elements in a metal style.

Ahah! Thanks for the clarification. RATM was okay when I was in highschool...but their politics suck, Fuggin Liberals! OTOH at least they stood up for what they believed.

uh....a radio? to radio for backup? lol....got me.

Eric,

A "two way" is a text sending / receiving pager.

Mike (I know because my boss gave me one so they can bother me at all times) in NJ

She's a geek.