Figures. It started around 0001, Jan 1st, 2003. First, the headache, sore throat, groggy thing.

I wake up this morning, and (Sparing you the gory details...), I didn't know I had that much water inside of me, and I didn't hink it was supposed to come out of THAT exit hole! Now, my stomach is beginning to feel queasy!

Now, I had to burn another personal/sick day! (OK, so I just got 10 more this morning, but that is beside the point!)

NOT a good start into 2003. Hopefully, I'll be immune for the rest of the flu season...

I would say highly unlikley that it is the flu.  lot of the vomit/turbo ass downloading going around.  It does not stay very long from what i have been hearing.

aka the "Ass Faucet".

Sorry dude, hope you feel better.

LMFAO!  that's awesome.....

Yeah, not the flu, but almost as much un-fun.  When you start blasting out of both ends at the same time while you're on the toilet, you'll be at the worst.  Don't take Immodium or the like or you'll make it worse.....trust me...

--ZERO