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As for the Canadians invading Vermont, they do that every weekend and we just stay off the roads :)
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A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night
having a beer.
The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws
his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice".
The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the New Yorker and the Canadian.
He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and
Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."