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Posted: 5/7/2014 10:01:30 AM EDT
My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape?
Vibrant capsule The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist. |
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Cost-effective, too, once you consider the savings over a lifetime of use.
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg View Quote The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either |
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY |
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. |
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I just go to Taco Bell and order about 3 items...Boom! Colon cleansed.
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I wonder how many mini vibrators some poor bastard had to swallow during the testing.
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generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. This line says it all !!
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had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. True. I'm surprised the label doesn't include "Pounds of Thrust." |
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On a more serious note, this colon cleansing stuff is bullshit. People are clearing microbes out of their bodies that actually do good. Latest serious medical trends are more about increasing microbe-diversity in the GI, than decreasing it. Snake oil....
Having said that, I have taken a couple pills (Laxatives, and not the vibrating hamster variety) for cleaning shit out. This was mainly inspired by my woman (medical professional) not being able to enter the shitter for a couple hours, after I've evacuated. Or by her waking me up, after I pass one in my sleep... LOL Weird, after taking that shit, my farts didn't stink for a month. That kind of takes the fun out of it, especially passing silent ones in public. |
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Quoted: had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg The cherry flavor packet didn't taste very good either Poorly named product. Should be GoHEAVILY had a colonoscopy. This stuff.....OMG....EVIL will try to emerge from your asshole about an hour after you drink it. OMG. One of the few times I wish I had handlebars in my bathroom to keep my keester on the pot. |
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They already solved that. Copenhagen & coffee solves the issue quickly.
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Quoted: I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg View Quote |
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As our WAFA instructor told us, "nothing defeats the soapy water enema"
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I drank a gallon of this last week. Works well and doesn't involve any "insertions." Clear your calendar for the evening, though. You might also consider installing a seat belt on the toilet. http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golytely.jpg View Quote Yeah, I want to meet the sick duck that named that stuff |
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If you could coincide the passing of your poo-vibe with a beat-off session, ooh la la.
In before humorless mod. |
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A bowl of high fiber cereal will take care of things quite nicely.
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My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape? <a href="http://www.vibrantgastro.com/index.php?pid=3" target="_blank">Vibrant capsule http://www.vibrantgastro.com/images/Vibrant_Capsule.jpg</a> The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist. View Quote Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases. |
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My big question is if it comes in Gerbil shape? <a href="http://www.vibrantgastro.com/index.php?pid=3" target="_blank">Vibrant capsule http://www.vibrantgastro.com/images/Vibrant_Capsule.jpg</a> The Vibrant capsule provides chemical-free and safe treatment for patients suffering from constipation. The capsules, mechanically operated, aid in treating constipated patients without side effects. Constipation relief is achieved by the capsule’s vibrations on the large intestinal wall, consequently inducing natural peristaltic activity, generating spontaneous additional bowel movement. Vibrant capsule is easy to swallow. The capsule is controlled through algorithms, predefined by Vibrant’s R&D and gastroenterologist. Says site's bandwidth exceeded.....ArfCommers crashed the site with purchases. Don't worry I ordered a gross and am sending them directly to an engraver to get a BFL etched on them... Do you want your name on the wait list? |
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