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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:20:25 AM EDT
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Does that "line" usually work for you?
You're suspect. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:21:19 AM EDT
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There is a SoCal band called the Butthole Surfers.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:21:22 AM EDT
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You should just lock this now, and send yourself an IM that chastises you for this post, before this thread gets out of control.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:21:53 AM EDT
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I dont wanna know...
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:24:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: You should just lock this now, and send yourself an IM that chastises you for this post, before this thread gets out of control. [:D] bad Moderator, bad bad. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:28:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You should just lock this now, and send yourself an IM that chastises you for this post, before this thread gets out of control. [:D] bad Moderator, bad bad. LOL--new rule that really doesn't go into effect until Jan. 1st--Mods and Staff get to have a little fun, but only [i]occasionally.[/i] This thread is a spoof--go here for clarification: [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=161880[/url] Edited to add: Skip to the bottom--last post, by Arock. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:34:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: There is a SoCal band called the Butthole Surfers. They have been around since at least the mid-80's! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:49:32 AM EDT
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Band Members
Paul Leary - guitar King Coffey - drums Gibby Haynes - vocals [img]http://www.thegauntlet.com/pix/buttholesurfers2.jpg[/img] Butthole Surfers were founded in 1981 by Leary and singer Gibby Haynes, who, at the time, were both students at Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas. Haynes had grown up in Dallas (where his father hosted a popular children's TV show), and was a star accounting and economics student. Leary, a native of San Antonio, had been playing guitar since the age of five, and was studying art and finance (in which he almost earned a masters degree). Despite such seemingly straight-laced academic interests, the two were definite square pegs in a round-hole world. All you Texas boys must be proud.[:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:55:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: There is a SoCal band called the Butthole Surfers. LT! You're living in the home of the Buttholes AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT! Gibby Haynes and gang are from Dallas' Deep Ellum. Used to hear them play Club Clearview, Club Da-Da and other cheap dives all the time. (BTW Miz Arock, also known as She Who Better Be Obeyed, and I met at Da-Da back then. Never know what trouble you can get into. Or as another friend says, "Let's go get scared".) BUT OH MY GOD THIS BRINGS BACK STRANGE MEMORIES. Back in the late 1950's and 1960's, Gibby's father had a local TV show for kids called Mr. Peppermint. It was sooo queer. Candy-striped blazer and smarmy smile. You wouldn't let your kid CLOSE to anybody like that today, but that was then. For reference Dallas also had another kids' show personality called Iggy Twerp that had a harder edge. Iggy was sorta' like Ernie Kovacs put in a day-care. Iggy was probably the reason some of the seminal punk bands came out of Dallas in the 1960's and 70's. But I digress. Half of Gibby's attraction is he's so out-of-character with his father. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:59:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: I recently heard of this, but cannot imagine what it would consist of. Only horrible things come to mind. Anyone? [:D] Here's your answer. Butthole surfing is what folks from Texas call a dog that has intestinal worms and slides on its ass to scratch. We do this in honor of our Illinois brothers. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:59:40 AM EDT
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I always love those Bios where they say, "he excelled in this or that", but ended up in a band.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:30:52 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I recently heard of this, but cannot imagine what it would consist of. Only horrible things come to mind. Anyone? [:D] Here's your answer. Butthole surfing is what folks from Texas call a dog that has intestinal worms and slides on its ass to scratch. [red]We do this in honor of our Illinois brothers.[/red] LMAO--thanks for the answer. Now I [b]REALLY[/b] can't wait to make the pilgrimage to Texas!! I'm picturing about ten Texans in a line with a starter pistol raised. Stopwatch at the ready--on your "mark", get set, BANG!! . . . And they're off!! [:D] Who usually wins? My money's on DonR. [}:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:13:16 AM EDT
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Arock I am flabbergasted at your knowledge of the history of the BH Surfers. It doesn't seem like your "kind of music". Then again, I listen to Frank Chacksfield Orchestra every now and then, so....
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:15:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Arock I am flabbergasted at your knowledge of the history of the BH Surfers. It doesn't seem like your "kind of music". Then again, I listen to Frank Chacksfield Orchestra every now and then, so.... BD, I go back to the 1965 days of Kenny and the Kasuals, the band Johnny Rotten cited as his source of inspiration. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:22:09 AM EDT
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Horrible things come to my mind too. I picture a frightfully large sphincter. One big-ass butthole...has to be big enough to surf in. Then I picture dark waves, crashing and lapping across the butt cheeks. And on windy days, the stench is intolerable.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:23:17 AM EDT
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WOW! That's really cool. I just decided you were one notch cooler. Thrasher punk nostalgia!
Kenny and the Kasuals were originally from Dallas weren't they? 60's garage band? |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:32:44 AM EDT
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Independant Worm Saloon - the Ultimate BHS CD.
I dont give a f*** about the FBIIIIIII, I dont give a f*** about the CIAAAAAA.... Can I see your drivers license and registration? Uh Certainly What you doin? Chewin chocolate Where'd you get it? Doggie dropped it. [b]punk rules![/b] edited to add: I never claimed to be normal... |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:36:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: WOW! That's really cool. I just decided you were one notch cooler. Thrasher punk nostalgia! Kenny and the Kasuals were originally from Dallas weren't they? 60's garage band? Yeah Kenny Wayne's first band used to play the Studio Club on Cherry Lane back in the mid-60's. Texas had some good garage bands around then... Mouse and the Trapps over in Longview, 13th Floor Elevators (Roky Erikson) from Houston, the albino twins Johnny and Edgar Winter brothers' bands, Janis (and her mentor Chet Helms), Steve Miller from Highland Park and Boz Skaggs who used to jam in each others' bands, then Steve Stills, Ray Wiley Hubbard, BW Stevenson and others from long ago used to hang out together. We built AM radios that could receive New York stations and listened to shows like "Bleeker Street" on WABC in the early morning hours when they played folks like The Blues Project, Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen and Laura Nyro. Oh yeah, our pets are named after the Sex Pistols. Dog's name is Johnny Rotten and the cat's Sid Vicious. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:38:08 AM EDT
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BHS Rule!!!! I've listened to them for some time now. Bevis and Butthead did a lot to get them some publicity.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:48:05 AM EDT
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The BH-S song "Pepper" was an anthem at my frat parties. At one time I knew the lyrics by heart.
May be its just me but it always reminded me of a narrative from a Quntin Tarentino movie. Either that or "The Usuall Suspects"... |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 1:30:15 PM EDT
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Can't remember which one it is, but the father of one is known in the Dallas area for his long running kid's show. He was known as Mr. Rodgers and his show was Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:04:00 PM EDT
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Butthole Surfers - Pepper
Marky got with Sharon Sharon got Cherice She was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain And then he lost his leg in Dallas He was dancin with a train They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows I can taste you on my lips and Smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary And softly spoken lies You never know just how to look Through other people's eyes Some will die in hot pursuit In fiery auto crashes Some will die in hot pursuit While sifting through my ashes Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain That is pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain Another Mikey caught a knife While arguing in traffic Flipper died a natural death He caught a nasty virus Then there was the ever present Football player-rapist They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas Holly caught a bullet But it only hit his leg Well, it should have been a better shot and Got him in the head They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows I can taste you on my lips and Smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary And softly spoken lies You never know just how you look Through other people's eyes -Troy |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:24:43 PM EDT
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Yeah Dallas bands. Like Drowning Pool.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:36:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Butthole Surfers - Pepper Marky got with Sharon Sharon got Cherice She was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain And then he lost his leg in Dallas He was dancin with a train They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows I can taste you on my lips and Smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary And softly spoken lies You never know just how to look Through other people's eyes Some will die in hot pursuit In fiery auto crashes Some will die in hot pursuit While sifting through my ashes Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain That is pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain Another Mikey caught a knife While arguing in traffic Flipper died a natural death He caught a nasty virus Then there was the ever present Football player-rapist They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas Holly caught a bullet But it only hit his leg Well, it should have been a better shot and Got him in the head They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain I don't mind the sun sometimes The images it shows I can taste you on my lips and Smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary And softly spoken lies You never know just how you look Through other people's eyes -Troy AKA the fake beck song. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:42:44 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure it pre-dates Beck.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:50:41 PM EDT
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I hope the Butthole Surfers and Bare Naked Ladies never collaborate. Imagine, the Bare Naked Butthole Surfers. [shock]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:03:18 PM EDT
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Geez, I can't believe this silly thread is still going. [rolleyes]
Arock, up here we call that "scooching." It means the dog needs one or both anal glands expressed, as they become painful when impacted. The discomfort causes the dog to "scooch" in an attempt to relieve itself. I'm still picturing a line of Texans racing to the finish line while "scooching" along. LMAO [:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:04:33 PM EDT
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Some will die in hot pursuit In fiery auto crashes Some will die in hot pursuit While sifting through my ashes Wasn't this somebody's sig line for a while on this forum? BTW I remember the BH surfers played in Germany around 1986 or so, and the interview with them in the local paper had the headline, in English, "Butthole Surfers-Slogan: Better reach down and grab something brown". I can only imagine what they were referring to...[:X*] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:16:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm pretty sure it pre-dates Beck. Nope Beck hit it big around 92-93 with loser off of mellow gold Pepper came out 96-97 on electriclarryland |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:18:26 PM EDT
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I stand corrected. [:)]
Can I go now? |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 4:07:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Geez, I can't believe this silly thread is still going. [rolleyes] These are the things that make AR15.com great. And this is a MONDAY night. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 4:40:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: I hope the Butthole Surfers and Bare Naked Ladies never collaborate. Imagine, the Bare Naked Butthole Surfers. [shock] [puke] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 4:41:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: The BH-S song "Pepper" was an anthem at my frat parties. Please say it aint so!!! You were a frat boy? and to think I used to have some respect for you [:)] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 4:43:56 PM EDT
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Imagine a collaboration between Butthole Surfers and the Backstreet Boys... naw, I'd rather not.
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Posted: 12/31/2002 5:56:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: Horrible things come to my mind too. I picture a frightfully large sphincter. One big-ass butthole...has to be big enough to surf in. Then I picture dark waves, crashing and lapping across the butt cheeks. And on windy days, the stench is intolerable. [puke] |
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