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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:50:12 PM EDT
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Take protection, or you'll get a virus![sex]
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:52:46 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted: Take protection, or you'll get a virus![sex] Depending on the virus, it could be worth it[;)] |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:57:59 PM EDT
[#3]
Deer Anna,
I liek to play tenis and thenk you ar kute. Kant wait to gow outt wif yu. Iz it okey if my mommy comes wif us? Edited to add: Feel free to use this LT if you think it'll help your chances. [:P] |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:11:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Because I'll kick Enrique's ass if you dont pick me.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:13:18 PM EDT
[#5]
Man alive! First I cant have the AC-130 Gunship and now the wife says I cant go on a date with Anna Kournikova! [:)]
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:13:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Well, she's not from TX, so I may just have a real chance here. Thanks.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:37:04 PM EDT
[#7]
I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:12:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up. The Dating Adventures of NSFjojo continues...... Anna K. can play with my fuzzy balls anytime. |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:31:50 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd hit it..............
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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:33:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up. Just exactly who I had in mind when I posted it [:D] You didn't happen to make a copy of what I am sure was a literary jewel; did you? |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:41:41 AM EDT
[#11]
[img]http://www.petenelson.com/temp/HitIt_Kermit.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 1:14:46 AM EDT
[#12]
[size=5]Mmmmmmmm.....[/size=5] [:P]
[img]http://www.martem.com/w/anna.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:39:02 AM EDT
[#13]
She'd love me cuz I play (actually played) hockey!!!
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Posted: 12/30/2002 5:48:09 AM EDT
[#14]
WOW,what a way to start the day. Thanks osprey.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 6:18:37 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: [size=5]Mmmmmmmm.....[/size=5] [:P] [url]http://www.martem.com/w/anna.jpg[/url] Eminently hittable. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:18:51 AM EDT
[#16]
Id crack her like a shotgun and give her both barrels
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:35:54 AM EDT
[#17]
Any straight male who wouldn't hit it has no business being here.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:54:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: Any straight male who wouldn't hit it has no business being here. Any male that wouldn't hit it isn't straight. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 10:13:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: Id crack her like a shotgun and give her both barrels You've got TWO barrels? [shock] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:19:22 AM EDT
[#20]
She is ugly...[BD]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:56:48 AM EDT
[#21]
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=3262[/img]
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:00:30 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.adoredcelebrities.com/anna/images/anna37.jpg[/img]
Not too shabby |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:04:18 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: I sent a letter in, you'd have to be stupid to pass this chance up. If you sent a pic then she will not be able to resist you![;)] BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:06:38 PM EDT
[#24]
This coulda made the camel-toe thread. Much nicer than the pseudo Elvis!!!
Edited to ad: Aughh, somebody trashed the pic!!! |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:08:17 PM EDT
[#25]
It wasn't good enough to win, but I'm sure I'll hit the top 25.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:18:38 PM EDT
[#26]
My wife told me she'd divorce me if I win, and whe'll burn the calendar if I get that. [:D]
So I'm a loser any way you look at it. [BD] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:30:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: My wife told me she'd divorce me if I win, and whe'll burn the calendar if I get that. [:D] So I'm a loser any way you look at it. [BD] UHLEK, don't take this the wrong way, but... Having seen the pictures you posted of your wife awhile back, you don't NEED a date with Anna. You've got the real deal right there. [:)] BTW, if you happen to win the contest, I'll be more than happy to go in your place. [:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:45:56 PM EDT
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My reason for dating her was "I'd bang her better than Federov ever did"
(crossing fingers) [sex] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 12:51:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: My reason for dating her was "I'd bang her better than Federov ever did" (crossing fingers) [sex] Even though she has been the unoffical dart board for the NHL, she still has "it" |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:26:03 PM EDT
[#30]
I'd crawl 5k's through concertina wire just to hear her fart over a field phone!
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:56:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: I'd crawl 5k's through concertina wire just to hear her fart over a field phone! Is that your letter? [:D] |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 6:49:38 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Quoted: My reason for dating her was "I'd bang her better than Federov ever did" (crossing fingers) [sex] Even though she has been the unoffical dart board for the NHL, she still has "it" Pavel Bure was hitting for a while also. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 11:16:06 PM EDT
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I would low crawl 10 miles of flameing Naplam to hear her fart through a field phone.I saw the ESPN 30 minuets show to night. Shes' got the legs. Being Russian gives her alittle bit of mystique about her.She spoke and American english with no accent that I could pick up on. WD.
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Posted: 12/31/2002 12:40:40 AM EDT
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All that... and [b]I[/b] forgot to watch it. I need Tivo!
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Posted: 12/31/2002 5:12:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I'd crawl 5k's through concertina wire just to hear her fart over a field phone! Is that your letter? [:D] Yea right!!! My wife is German. If I even tried to write Anna Kournikova it would be another 30 days in "the cooler"! [B)] |
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