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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:42:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, there's this Nigerian lady (whose husband was a Tourism Minister before he was killed) who keeps calling me saying she needs some help getting her money out of the country, and with 50K I think I might be able to help her out...
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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:43:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Start a firearms forum on the Web, and invite 30,000 of my closest friends to come over and waste the bandwidth!
(J/K, GB!!! We Love You, Man!) |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:45:07 PM EDT
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I'd buy $50,000 of out-of-the-money options on expiration day. Poof! Instantly worthless.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:49:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Since you said waste it...I'd donate it to the Dems!
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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:50:26 PM EDT
[#5]
The same answer to all my other questions:
Hookers and Coke. |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:56:04 PM EDT
[#6]
I'd buy a lifetime supply of milk and eggs at one time, and enough refrigerators to keep it all cold.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 6:59:56 PM EDT
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1973 Corvette w/Ferrari Daytona body kit - $14k
fake Rolex Daytona - $100 Big thick gold chain from Spencer's - $135 Chest wig - $35 1 pair of Gucci loafers from the swap meet - $25 Redneck boat - $10k Pair of fake RayBans - $8 Speedo - $25 Tan in a can - $10 Knock off Armani suit - $125 Gold tooth - $1,200 Weekend in Miami - 5k Hookers in Miami - 10k Buy the entire Hooters a round - $675 Breast job for girlfriend - $3500 Membership to panty of the month club - $120 '78 Chevy C10 van - $1500 Sony Palmcorder - $500 Case of cheap wine - $30 waterbed for van - $2500 Tapes for the porn - $500 Enough penicillin to clear it up - $500 Lunch at Sonic - $12 Broke |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 7:01:10 PM EDT
[#8]
You mean [b] Hypothetically?[/b]
How bout $50,000 worth of Barbara Streisand albums? [BD] [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b] |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 7:01:18 PM EDT
[#9]
I want my hat back, I think it's time to negotiate.
But if I had 50k to blow stupidly, I'd get breast implants. |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 7:11:50 PM EDT
[#10]
GET MARRIED
Honey, if you are checking the board, I am just kidding. |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:46:49 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: I want my hat back, I think it's time to negotiate. But if I had 50k to blow stupidly, I'd get breast implants. I think they'd look good on you. And you could use your hat to cover one coyly. |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:48:00 PM EDT
[#12]
50,000 lottery tickets.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:53:36 PM EDT
[#13]
i would let my personal accountants put it in a team of horses and other foolish investments. then i would be on VH1's behind the music.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:57:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Buy real estate in a small city in upstate NY that happens to be on the shores of Lake Ontario.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 8:59:55 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd send it to the guy that sent me this:
X-Sieve: CMU Sieve 2.2 From: "Sergey" Subject: Help me please Reply-To: [email protected] X-Priority: 3 Date: Thu, 26 Dec 2002 01:12:57 +0600 Hello. Excuse that I to you address and forgive to me my bad English language. Your help is necessary for me. I the student. I study in city of Tomsk. In army of me do not take because of illness. The matter is that my girl was lost because of capture of hostages in Moscow the Chechen terrorists. We have met her of 6 years back and have grown fond each other. And more her month with me is not present. I have no need to live more. I more than once thought of suicide yet have not understood that I should make. In my soul there was one fury to terrorists. The friend has advised me to address for the help in the Internet. I am going to go to the Chechen Republic but at me the grant of 600 roubles (20 dollars) and consequently I address to you. Help please to me to find even money to the ticket up to Vladikavkaz and I am farther I shall understand. Money you can transfer on the account 674797 in payment system E-Gold (http://webmoney.ee/en/16/ "bank transffer S.W.I.F.T." or visit http://webmoney.ee/en/exchange.php "another metod of transfer"). Best regards Sergey Vorob’yov. |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:05:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: I'd send it to the guy that sent me this: X-Sieve: CMU Sieve 2.2 From: "Sergey" Subject: Help me please Reply-To: [email protected] X-Priority: 3 Date: Thu, 26 Dec 2002 01:12:57 +0600 Hello. Excuse that I to you address and forgive to me my bad English language. Your help is necessary for me. I the student. I study in city of Tomsk. In army of me do not take because of illness. The matter is that my girl was lost because of capture of hostages in Moscow the Chechen terrorists. We have met her of 6 years back and have grown fond each other. And more her month with me is not present. I have no need to live more. I more than once thought of suicide yet have not understood that I should make. In my soul there was one fury to terrorists. The friend has advised me to address for the help in the Internet. I am going to go to the Chechen Republic but at me the grant of 600 roubles (20 dollars) and consequently I address to you. Help please to me to find even money to the ticket up to Vladikavkaz and I am farther I shall understand. Money you can transfer on the account 674797 in payment system E-Gold (http://webmoney.ee/en/16/ "bank transffer S.W.I.F.T." or visit http://webmoney.ee/en/exchange.php "another metod of transfer"). Best regards Sergey Vorob’yov. Damn! DesantnikDVD is getting purdy hard up for money, eh? |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:12:06 PM EDT
[#17]
How about $50,000.00 worth of snow shovels to be handed out at the airport in Hawaii.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 9:54:21 PM EDT
[#18]
I go to Amsterdaam and spend it all on hookers and weed.
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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:06:55 PM EDT
[#19]
"two chicks at the same time, man." -Lawrence.
[img]http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:18:32 PM EDT
[#20]
Sherman Tank
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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:19:44 PM EDT
[#21]
I would buy 50K worth of air time on tv and broadcast absolutely nothing but black and white rolling stripes.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:12:10 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: I'd buy $50,000 of out-of-the-money options on expiration day. Poof! Instantly worthless. That meets all the criteria. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 2:22:15 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Well, there's this Nigerian lady (whose husband was a Tourism Minister before he was killed) who keeps calling me saying she needs some help getting her money out of the country, and with 50K I think I might be able to help her out... LMAO!!! |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 4:36:18 AM EDT
[#24]
I have another great idea on how to burn that cash.
Donate 25,000 to a high school you never attended, in a town you've never visited, to allow you to sing "Sweet Home Alabama" on the 50 yard line during half-time of homecoming with the marching band and then buy everyone in the 'stadium' 2 hot dogs, 1 coke and a bag of popcorn. With the left over money buy a car to blow up and use as a victory bon fire for the victor's celebration after the game. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 4:42:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Get a good start on my collection of beanie babies - you know, they'll be worth something some day.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:14:40 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: The same answer to all my other questions: Hookers and Coke. You know... There is something to be said for consistancy. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:31:52 AM EDT
[#27]
Simple...already done it.
Start paying for flying lessons. Gather all of the necessary ratings and stick time to fly for the airlines. Give up your great paying job to start working in an industry where advancement has gone from gangbusters to tits up in just over a year. $50,000....you are just scratching the surface of the total cost involved. Living the Dream -Anarki |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 8:32:15 AM EDT
[#28]
Lifetime membership?
Or give it to me, just $1000 of it anyway, I could use a new gun. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 9:45:31 AM EDT
[#29]
Beer and poon.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:02:57 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: Beer and poon. MisterGreens, your priorities are waaaaay messed up. You need some serious help man. Where's your ethics!?! It's POON....THEN beer.... geesh... |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:23:32 PM EDT
[#31]
I would give serious consideration to a private weekend at The Bunny Ranch. No other customers. All weekend.
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Posted: 12/30/2002 3:39:27 PM EDT
[#32]
Simple,
Find a woman that hates me and buy her a house. Again. |
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Posted: 12/30/2002 6:47:39 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: Beer and poon. MisterGreens, your priorities are waaaaay messed up. You need some serious help man. Where's your ethics!?! It's POON....THEN beer.... geesh... You are probably right. But you may need to use the former to obtain the latter. |
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