Budget breakfast pic

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Posted: 4/27/2014 6:31:20 AM EDT

I'm not the typical rich arfcommer so here's my attempt.
XDs9 with reload
Gen 3 G22 no reload
AR stays with the gun safe which is not currently at my new place. You are allowed to deduct one point for that.
Flame away!

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:33:02 AM EDT

[#1]

Needs some toast, or a biscuit.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:33:22 AM EDT

[#2]

breakfast looks good. Lose the glock. -1

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:33:40 AM EDT

[#3]

Not bad, I like it. However I would replace the juice with a nice Corona or Heineken and double everything that is on that plate.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:34:11 AM EDT

[#4]

I'd eat it. I had a granola bar.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:34:33 AM EDT

[#5]

Eggs look overcooked -3

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:35:00 AM EDT

[#6]

Resembles this:

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:35:13 AM EDT

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"Budget" breakfast plate

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:35:28 AM EDT

[#8]

How is this a poor man's breakfast?
That's easily $4 worth of bacon!

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:35:36 AM EDT

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You misspelled XD.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:35:56 AM EDT

[#10]

Your food arrangement looks like this

ETA beat by 20 secs

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:36:13 AM EDT

[#11]

Eggs are roached.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:36:35 AM EDT

[#12]

Beats my breakfast this morning. I just had a few pieces of toast...

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:37:10 AM EDT

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Yes, or something like that.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:38:37 AM EDT

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-1 no Glock reload
-1 no rifle
-1 no knife
-2 no napkin (heathen)
Grenade not required for breakfast, so no deduction there

5/10.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:43:52 AM EDT

[#15]

10 points for a .40 Glock.

-3 points for the HSshitpistol.

7/10

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:45:51 AM EDT

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You misspelled XD.

It IS a lot of letters...

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:47:10 AM EDT

[#17]

Thats a cute appetizer you got there. Now what is for breakfast?

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:52:22 AM EDT

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Eggs look overcooked -3

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Posted: 4/27/2014 6:54:50 AM EDT

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Had to go back and look again

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:57:39 AM EDT

[#20]

You wrinkled the bacon.

Posted: 4/27/2014 6:59:47 AM EDT

[#21]

Burnt eggs. I'd probably eat the bacon and give the eggs to my dog, who would carefully take them out of his bowl and deposit them in the shitcan, where they belong.

Posted: 4/27/2014 7:00:14 AM EDT

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This and the laptop is facing the wrong way.

Posted: 4/27/2014 7:07:10 AM EDT

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Overdone eggs -2
No toast or biscuits -1
No napkin -1
No knife -1
No caffeine and/or alcohol -2

Bacon looks good +2

5/10

Posted: 4/27/2014 7:12:36 AM EDT

[#24]

Who thaught you how to fry an egg?

Posted: 4/27/2014 8:12:07 AM EDT

[#25]

replace the bacon with 4 more eggs

Posted: 4/27/2014 8:55:58 AM EDT

[#26]

I'd eat it, but I'd want some toast or a biscuit or something.

ETA: And runny yolks.

Posted: 4/27/2014 8:56:52 AM EDT

[#27]

Since when is bacon a budget item? I can't even justify the expense of a pack these days.

Posted: 4/27/2014 8:59:25 AM EDT

[#28]

-1 point for failing to meet the rules (no long gun, no knife, no napkin)

-87 points for trying to tell me what I can do.

Posted: 4/27/2014 9:12:37 AM EDT

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Yep that or even a toasted muffin. It otherwise looks pretty good to me, though a napkin wouldn't hurt. -2

Posted: 4/27/2014 9:14:40 AM EDT

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-1 no rifle
-1 no knife
-2 no napkin (heathen)
Grenade not required for breakfast, so no deduction there

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No light, no Dillo, no beer, no cigar

Posted: 4/27/2014 9:24:31 AM EDT

[#31]

I wish I could afford bacon eggs and oj

Posted: 4/27/2014 9:27:04 AM EDT

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On a positive note though, even that is good with bacon!

Posted: 4/27/2014 9:41:57 AM EDT

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How is this a poor man's breakfast?
That's easily $4 worth of bacon!

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First thing I thought too. Bacon ain't cheap no mo

Posted: 4/27/2014 9:42:56 AM EDT

[#34]

Can't afford a napkin?!

6/10

Posted: 4/27/2014 10:42:52 AM EDT

[#35]

I'd eat it, 10+

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He said he's not rich and bread costs dough

Posted: 4/27/2014 11:19:37 AM EDT

[#36]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Posted: 4/27/2014 11:23:42 AM EDT

[#37]

-1 no knife
-2 no toast
-1 no napkin

6/10

Posted: 4/27/2014 11:27:33 AM EDT

[#38]

Smiley face breakfast guy is full of derp.

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