Three blind mice, see how they run

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Three blind mice, see how they run

Posted: 4/25/2014 5:31:59 AM EDT

Where the fuck are they going?
Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider,

Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Posted: 4/25/2014 5:37:00 AM EDT

[#1]

Thank you Mr Clay...

EDT:
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out

Posted: 4/25/2014 5:42:48 AM EDT

[#2]

Little boy blew....
He needed the money.

Posted: 4/25/2014 5:43:01 AM EDT

[#3]

So I got my tong up this chicks ass! Well what else you going to do when you're in line at the bank ! Hey!

Posted: 4/25/2014 5:52:53 AM EDT

[#4]

old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone....
when she bent over, old rover ran the fuck away, because a dog can't live on fucking peanut butter and shmegma smeared bones...

Posted: 4/25/2014 6:23:10 AM EDT

[#5]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came back with two fifty! Ohhhh!

Posted: 4/25/2014 6:25:46 AM EDT

[#6]

I don't quite remember how the rhyme went but I did stick my finger in a dike once

Posted: 4/25/2014 6:26:13 AM EDT

[#7]

Georgie Porge, pudding and pie,
Jacked off in his girlfriend's eye,
When that eye was dried and shut,
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut.

Oooh!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Three blind mice, see how they run

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